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    Dude, don't think for a second that I don't know that you people talk shit about me. As for why I care about all this..
    .fuck if I know. Maybe I just don't like to see people in real not-so-great situations make things worse for themselves.

    Whatever. I won't pop in here anymore and make any, however backhanded and clumsy it was, attempt to sort of help.
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    See?
    I'd be wary about bickering with her right now... She uses her fists, you know...

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    After hours of pain staking labour, Ive deduced that this is a great time for a new poster to hold his tongue.
    Well, while you're standing there hanging onto that apparatus of yours, would you please take a moment and tell us what kind of texture your tongue has? I did some research and found this to be a great conversational piece...


    Interesting... Shit isn't on the diagram. We don't even come with a taste bud for shit... How fascinating...

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    I just learned that I'm Yin deficient.

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    I think its normal. maybe dehydrated.
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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    Whatever. I won't pop in here anymore and make any, however backhanded and clumsy it was, attempt to sort of help.
    No no no, relax. Everybody is taking it easy. Does your man do anal sex to you? Do you do anal sex to your man? Yeah, we wanna know and you wanna tell us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VigoTheCarpathian View Post
    No no no, relax. Everybody is taking it easy. Does your man do anal sex to you? Do you do anal sex to your man? Yeah, we wanna know and you wanna tell us.
    Whoa, whoa, whoa, do you really think that bringing the asshole out in the Stage Manager is a good idea?

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    I don't think that people with different political beliefs are totally insane, Drinkey.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    I don't think that people with different political beliefs are totally insane, Drinkey.
    Has he ever asked you to put on a Donkey Suit?

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    Count me in for not being really sure why this is a fight. This thread is kind of the proper forum for oversharing. If the argument is that Amy shouldn't get upset when we mock her mercilessly for what she shares, that's fair, she's been here long enough to know how the game is played and it seems like she feeds off the abuse in a way, or else she wouldn't offer up such personal details again and again. I don't find it obnoxious/disgusting in the same way as BD because she's not trying to make strained juvenile jokes about sex that a Wayans bros. movie would pass on for being too easy.
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    LEGALIZE AMYZZZ
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    [BROKENDOLLesque joke about amyzzz preferring handcuffs]
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    [amyzzz takes SD's post at face value; replies "No, we don't use handcuffs."]
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devin the Dude View Post
    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    haha I almost said that. Handcuffs are really painful.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    it's like middle school lunch hour around here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    And I am sure you will be doing plenty of shit talking about me in them so, *shrug*
    Get over yourself.

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    Cue the social group (aka the shit talking lounge) turn into a feeding frenzy about me
    Ditto.

    More weird details, please, other people's activities are endlessly interesting.
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    What in great fuck's balls. This thread is like watching an overpopulated anthill slowly fill with RC Cola.

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    I want to meet this great fuck. I feel like, with such a name, it really deserves to be capitalized. Great Fuck. Regal and intimidating.

    Who the hell is texting about message board threads? I can't be the only one who finds that more ridiculous than Amy posting appropriate things in this thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post

    Who the hell is texting about message board threads? I can't be the only one who finds that more ridiculous than Amy posting appropriate things in this thread.
    Yes, I found the fact that anybody could give that much of a fuck completely bizarre as well.
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    Comments about she left the movie feeling bad and she one of those girls that fuck in the ass to saving her Vagina intercourse for marriage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Yes, I found the fact that anybody could give that much of a fuck completely bizarre as well.
    Definitely not a Cali thing.
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    That is really weird. Glad only 4-5 boardies have my # and probably give two shits less what I think about amyzzz or anyone
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    two shits less than what?

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    Yeah she kicked me out of the shit-talking group last night just so she could talk shit about me.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    I'm gonna see if I can't dig it up and text you don't board questions I have.
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Would you care to list the fixes I've proposed?
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    Thank god I did't suck that guy's dick.

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    I didn't even know such a group existed.


    Gue, I don't know. You have me cornered.
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    Don't mind Jen, Amy. Let's get back to talking about how you're going to fist a dog.
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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Yeah she kicked me out of the shit-talking group last night just so she could talk shit about me.
    You're right. I'm the Regina George. You're the Cady. Guedita is that chick that keeps trying to make fetch happen.

    Sent you a PM apologizing for yesterday. Publicly announcing that I sent a PM for making you feel shitty. I get it. I'm the asshole. Like I said, was just trying to help.


    I'll even share something no one wants to think about me doing ever. Vigo-no. No anal with the man. There's too much width for that to be a comfortable thing.
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    We have managed to turn a thread about sex into a series of boring revelations and recriminations.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miroir Noir View Post
    We have managed to turn a thread about sex into a series of boring revelations and recriminations.
    This thread has always been a series of boring revelations.

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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    I'll even share something no one wants to think about me doing ever. Vigo-no. No anal with the man. There's too much width for that to be a comfortable thing.
    So he's hung like a tuna can?

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    Is he wider than my forearm?
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