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    Did you feel like washing your arm afterwards?
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    We took a shower.
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    ....hm. Well that just ruined my late night snack.

    But since we're here, how far up his ass did you put your arm? What humiliating names does he like being called when you do it?
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    I feel somewhat indifferent to it. He loves it. It was way too easy.
    This is the part that's, I guess for me -- a non-fister-non-fisted -- the bizarre part. Was that the bizarre part for you, or was it the whole encounter? Like, on the sexual spectrum, I don't think that fisting is necessarily "bizarre." But if you do it for the first time and it's a new experience and you're like "k, this is happening (to my fist)," and your partner is just like, casually flipping through the latest J.Crew catalog, snacking on pecans: that's bizarre.

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    I agree. Pecans?
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    I'm sorry. Have we confirmed that amyzzz was the fister?
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    Yes.
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    Ah. I see. Well, that clears that up. (slits own throat; jumps off of building)
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    I can't even get a knuckle deep from my middle finger in mine. #skinnypoops

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    I feel somewhat indifferent to it. He loves it. It was way too easy.
    "Easy" is how you want it to be; that is more likely to be safe/not painful/fun.
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    Amy, have you two talked about his bisexuality?

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    I think I'll settle for a curtesy and a bow at this years meetup.
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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Amy, have you two talked about his bisexuality?
    Because every male who enjoys anal penetration is attracted to men.
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    Lena Dunham will play Amy in the adaptation of this story.
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    SD, from my experience, most are.
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    Amy, since it was easy did you try for both arms?

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    She was holding a bowling ball
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    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    SD, from my experience, most are.
    If Savage Love is any indication there are a ton of heterosexual men who are into pegging and other forms of anal play. It should be obvious, but sexual proclivities don't have to overlap with orientation.
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    Anal play is one thing but fists? Fists!? This relationship is a step away from the barnyard.

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    So my concern with anal fisting would be the subsequent return to rectal tightness. Is that an issue for him? Did you feel somewhat odd wearing your boyfriend as a glove?
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    I wonder if there are rectal tightness exercises equivalent to kegels.

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    Amy, did you use a latex glove?

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    I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tubesock Shakur View Post
    Anal play is one thing but fists? Fists!? This relationship is a step away from the barnyard.
    Ah but I have tiny fists. It felt very weird to be doing it so easily because it hurts the other way round. He is somewhat bisexual, but I don't think he indulges that often anymore, probably just porn. In any case he said he was just seeing me months ago. I hope if we keep seeing each other I can get into it more because he really likes it, and like I said it was pretty easy after he dumped a bunch of lube on my hand.
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    The other way around? Were you analy fisted as well?
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    Courtney, I did not use a glove! Should I have? :/ He just gave me a towel and wiped my hand on it and then we showered and soaped up a lot. The thing is when I was drugging with my ex, several times I tried to put my fingers in there so clearly I had some interest in it anyway. Lol.
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    That definitely makes it sound like you've at least attempted to be fisted. How'd that go?
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    Just don't eat chicken wings immediately after.

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    Creep, I guess so. I don't know how far he gets because when it hurts I stop him. I prefer his dick or a couple fingers in there. I feel really bad for talking about this, but I like talking about this! Ambivalence!
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