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    Too kinky for me.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Seriously Bunz, I've been using this hardware/software for the past 2 years. I have at least 20 tapes on my laptop right now.

    Good enough for an order of fries?

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    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    It's Hi-8 and I no longer have a camera that can replay it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    That's a lot of footage that may not spark your interest. I really am in search of snippets of Izzy, as a baby, and she and I having long and fascinating conversation.
    About the birds and the bees, or your homemade porn flicks?

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    Huhuhuh page 69 of the sex thread.
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    The word "lulzy" is offensive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miroir Noir View Post
    Huhuhuh page 69 of the sex thread.
    How big are Bob's nipples?
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    kvnty offered me 2 fists for one companion parking pass

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    That's an excellent question.

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    Don't front like y'all don't know.
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    The word "lulzy" is offensive.

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    oh yeah. haha.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    4/11-13: Coachella
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    4/16: Factory Floor @ The Independent
    4/17: The Afghan Whigs @ Slim's
    4/17: Minilogue @ Mighty
    4/26: Simian Mobile Disco, Earth @ Pappy and Harriet's
    5/2-5/4: Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch
    5/17: Kishi Bashi @ GAMH
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    5/30: The Decemberists @ The Crystal Ballroom

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    We just used brain melting amounts of cocaine to achieve this effect in my day. A good drip'll do the trick. You kids and your wacky sprays.

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    I want to know how turned on women get by good bodies. Like, what's most important 1 to 5. A cute face sure but what else. Like when dudes have crazy abs or arms is it like woaaa watch out I'm horny as hell now?

    I've never been overweight but never very athletic either so I'm not sure how intensely muscle dudes get worshiped and stuff

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    I think it's equally on par with how turned on men are by good female bodies. One hegemonic sexual arousal fits all sort of thing.

    4/11-13: Coachella
    4/15: The Knife @ The Fox
    4/16: Factory Floor @ The Independent
    4/17: The Afghan Whigs @ Slim's
    4/17: Minilogue @ Mighty
    4/26: Simian Mobile Disco, Earth @ Pappy and Harriet's
    5/2-5/4: Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch
    5/17: Kishi Bashi @ GAMH
    5/17: Move D b2b Optimo, Jackmaster, J.Phlip @ PW
    5/30: The Decemberists @ The Crystal Ballroom

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    I mean not that that stuff is so important never thought it was but just wondering if any unbashfull ladies can speak about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    I think it's equally on par with how turned on men are by good female bodies. One hegemonic sexual arousal fits all sort of thing.
    That makes sense.

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    There are too many factors to consider, including, but not limited to: Upbringing, self-image, confidence, daddy issues, experience, and the preferences based on those experiences, including willingness to try new things perhaps. A lot of girls go crazy for a tight body in uniform. A lot of girls go crazy for getting treated like shit. A lot of girls go crazy for getting nice things purchased for them. A woman going crazy for what you have to offer is good, but women who go crazy are generally dick hounds as it is, just like men who go crazy are generally desperate twats with a strained family life.

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    Also, what does your culture think is a "good" body specifically/ generally? To certain people, looking like a troll might be pretty attractive. To certain men, being a pale as fuck befreckled moron might have its appeal. Your bate will catch pussyfish somewhere. You just have to know how to present it, and where it hits the better scores.

    That's my excuse anyway. Feel free to use it.

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    Well sure but I'm speaking to relatively adjusted American women.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VigoTheCarpathian View Post
    Well sure but I'm speaking to relatively adjusted American women.
    You're speaking to an empty room, if that's the case. If you're worried about looks, move to Europe. The women there will eat you up. This country is breeding grounds for the stupid and the beautiful. German women= much more likely to date a beastly man than American women. American women= much more likely to date a guy who wears "skinny jeans" than any woman anywhere else in the world. Japanese women= will eat cum off your feet. I'm more suited for marrying a Hispanic woman while dating several european strippers.

    Good luck on your search for the relatively adjusted American woman.

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    Some gays/girls might like like a guy who is rail thin or doughey with something to hang on to.

    Ripped guys are certainly nice to look at, but I'd imagine most people are content (or even prefer) a man with a healthy "meh" body, as you might have.

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    Most chicks Ive known are pretty damn cool and easy going and practical, smudge

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    Quote Originally Posted by HunterGather View Post
    Some gays/girls might like like a guy who is rail thin or doughey with something to hang on to.

    Ripped guys are certainly nice to look at, but I'd imagine most people are content (or even prefer) a man with a healthy "meh" body, as you might have.
    I think this is accurate. There are so many more pleasurable things about people that people rightfully value more than the shape of a body.

    I think I always figured that men were more physiocentric than women but that may not be the case

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    It is obvious that there has been much more pressure on women to look good than men.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VigoTheCarpathian View Post
    Most chicks Ive known are pretty damn cool and easy going and practical, smudge
    Then you should have nothing to worry about.

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    Vigo, maybe you can post a pic of your body here for us to judge, yea?

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    That's a good idea. Post your picture so that we can tell you if women we've never met will find you sexually attractive.

    4/11-13: Coachella
    4/15: The Knife @ The Fox
    4/16: Factory Floor @ The Independent
    4/17: The Afghan Whigs @ Slim's
    4/17: Minilogue @ Mighty
    4/26: Simian Mobile Disco, Earth @ Pappy and Harriet's
    5/2-5/4: Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch
    5/17: Kishi Bashi @ GAMH
    5/17: Move D b2b Optimo, Jackmaster, J.Phlip @ PW
    5/30: The Decemberists @ The Crystal Ballroom

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    Did I just get hit on?

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    That's a good idea. Post your picture so that we can tell you if women we've never met will find you sexually attractive.
    Sounds like fun!

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    Quote Originally Posted by VigoTheCarpathian View Post
    Did I just get hit on?
    No moleste los ninos y animales pequenos.

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    I personally don't want a guy who is too athletic/ripped because he would expect me to be that way too. Or expect me to have big fake boobs or something.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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