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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    And you took the time to cut and paste?
    I'm off to help some more sexually frustrated people.

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    I fear for them.

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    That's a fucking weird post, Vigo.
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    Dirty ass Vigo
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    Dirty asses are never good.

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    The word "lulzy" is offensive.

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    “Men who reported that their partner stimulated their penis orally in order for him to get an erection reported a significantly longer penile length than men who reported using only fantasy,”

    Duh!

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    Sounds like someone is using semantics to get what they want.
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    Oh my god everyone shut up with the penis size

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    Focusing on simulation...
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    This gentleman has been arrested for fucking an inflatable pool toy...again.

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documen...oat-sex-675432

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    And to think--he got arrested, I got applause.
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    It's because he's ugly, right?

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    Pretty much.
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    The leading cause of sex with pool toys is sexy pool toys.
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    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Is it illegal to have sex with an inflatable toy? I mean I know its illegal to be naked and having sex with an inflatable toy in front of children, but the article states that he was apprehended "for having sexual relations with a rubber pool float" So is having sex with inflatable toys actually illegal?

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    Sloppy writing. the article, not you.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Moan. moan

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    Me: "Wait, you took your watch off? Did you think you were going to lose it in my vagina?"
    Him: "Fuck off. Talk to you soon."
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    Was he heading in or on his way out?

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    The past tense would tend to indicate the encounter had concluded.
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    Not very classy. What's up with this?

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    Since when is there some obligation to be classy?
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    No obligation whatsoever. Whats up with this guy? "Fuck off" after business is well below you.

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    on this board? always. Watch off, socks on. Never feel like I should waste time with taking them off/putting on again. An unnecessary time consuming process.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VigoTheCarpathian View Post
    No obligation whatsoever. Whats up with this guy? "Fuck off" after business is well below you.
    Frankly I am always surprised when someone is willing to have sex with me.
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    You are a very attractive young women. Nothing wrong with a booty call though. But you are very pretty.

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