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    John if you changed your attitude women might find you more attractive.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    That might be a problem.
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    We'd head out maybe once a month. There was usually a big group of us making our way out of the city just after sunrise. After a long night of dancing and drugs, we'd pile into the Range Rover. This time there were just four of us. It was winter so people were not too interested in The Hamptons, but I loved the idea of snow on the beach. We got to the house in time for a late breakfast and our friends were starving. They dropped us off and headed out to the store. Brian opened the door and pushed me playfully into the house. He stripped me naked quickly, but the house was so cold you could still see your breath inside. He pushed me toward the stairs and I sat. The charcoal carpet was cold and I was shivering. He was fully clothed still so I pulled him on top of me and pushed his hand down between my legs. His body heat warmed me and his fingers revved me up. He licked my nipples and I was already close to coming, but of course he wouldn't let me. He stood up and turned me around. He unzipped his jeans and kneeled behind me a few steps down from me. He entered me slowly and I braced the side of the stairs. He just sort of held me there for a while, warming me from the outside and the inside. Then he slowly started fucking me. His hands from behind played with my tits. I was lost. Apparently we both were because of course we didn't hear our friends return until the echo of them yelling, "Fuck!" bounced off the walls. Brian pulled my hips closer towards him, pushed my head down towards the stairs, and started thrusting harder. We came together as we heard giggles and footsteps cut through the living room into the kitchen and then the quiet roar of the heater turned on.

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    That was for Amy and her new Frenchman.

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    Thank you, John and Gunz.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    You're welcome. Have you been satiated lately?

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    Saturday and Sunday. I have My kids now.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    What a fucking jerk that Brian was, to put you in a position of having your ass stick to the stairway, much like if you were to have stuck your tongue against the shelving in the freezer...You should have tried poking one of his eyes out with a nipple! One can only hope that guys like that get frostbite on his... wait... did you say he was plunging from a few steps down from you? Shit! Are you gonna continue from the point of your friends yelling out, "fuck?" I'll go make popcorn!
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    The more I think about it, that Brian treated you as if you were a popsicle, didn't he, Gunz? No wonder your friends yelled, "fuck!" You there, melting all over the stairway while Brian pumps away with his popsicle stick! Fucking trollop!
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    I wouldn't be surprised if ol' Brian wasn't into Fudgsicles by weekend's end!
    Last edited by BROKENDOLL; 05-27-2013 at 10:23 AM. Reason: My grammar was as messy as that stairway by the time I finished that post.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    BD you suck at this.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    BD you suck at this.
    Well, I didn't realize that I was competing with someone who spends their weekend satiating themselves and still wants more. I imagine those coals of yours need something to tide them over until the kids are gone again.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Huh? I was busy getting laid, and just came back to see what the fuck you guys are still screaming about.
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    Sure you did.
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    Troll.
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    Lie of the century, right here.
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    Ok, I have always suggested that people back off on making snide comments about supre's dating life because it seemed unwarranted, but I take it back. This post is just asking for it.
    hahahaha, some things never change..

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Saturday and Sunday. I have My kids now.
    does this mean amy got laid?
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    does this mean amy got laid?
    Indeed! Vive la France!

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    Haha, if I wasn't so attached to my butt plug signature those would be the replacements.
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    wooooooo way to go amy!!!!
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Butt plug attachments can be hard to shake.

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    Amy got some?!?!?! Is this for real?!?!?

    Need confirmation followed by details

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    pics or it didn't happen.
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    Oh this is old news by now.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Sooooo it did happen?

    Cliffhanger here...

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    The best sex I've had.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    better than Jacob? wow that's amazing!
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Hey now, Tom, let her glow.

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    bossypants
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Yeah he wouldn't have had to try too hard to be better than what I've had. But he did, and he really paid attention to the questions I answered on okcupid.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    I am good at giving orders, but I am better at receiving them.

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    wait.. Amy is sexxing up Frenchguys now? and what happened to the shaved Ewok guy?

    boy..i've been away too long... at least Gunz still wants to be tied up.. some things never change
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