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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    If there was a long historical and cultural premium placed on telling men exactly how to look for women and behave for women and function as just the secondary counterpart of a woman, your "purple haired males" inclusion would actually mean something. Right now it means nothing. I am so fucking tired of casual, lazy misogyny. At least have the conviction of your beliefs to admit that you were telling Amy what to do with her looks in order to attract men instead of offering anything constructive or thinking about the situation from anything but a "ladies need to be pretty to get a dude" perspective.

    looooooooooooooooool

    Wow, someone here has one major gender persecution complex.

    Now back away from the lighter you're about to use to burn that bra, and listen up.

    My commentary regarding Amy's hair had nothing to do with her looks. Maybe she's actually prettier with purple hair. Maybe she's not. I don't care either way.

    My advice to her was not regarding how she can look prettiest for men, but rather how she can present herself in an age-appropriate manner in order to achieve the respect she deserves -- both in the dating capacity and otherwise.

    Did I tell her to lose weight? To wear more makeup? To get a boob job? To wear sexier outfits?

    No. Because I'm not focusing at all upon her physical or sexual appeal, and that's never been part of the discussion.

    I am talking about something very specific -- the bright purple hair color -- which can be off-putting to a fairly large sector of the male population, at least when it comes to someone they would want to take seriously for a relationship.

    Simply put, I am focusing not on how pretty she is, isn't, or can be, but rather on presenting herself in a manner to where she will be taken more seriously.

    There is nothing sexist at all about that, and I would give the identical advice to men.

    I don't know how to be any more clear about it, but you can keep thinking that this is my super-subtle way of degrading women, if it makes your persecuted mind feel better.
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    The worst part about casual, lazy misogyny is that it's wholly owned by people who purport themselves to be anything but.
    I hope you're not saying that you agree with what she was saying about me in regards to this topic.

    You're smarter than that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    I worry about so many, many things but your opinion of me is not one of them.

    Oh get off the cross

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    Quote Originally Posted by Archie Bunker View Post
    looooooooooooooooool

    Wow, someone here has one major gender persecution complex.

    Now back away from the lighter you're about to use to burn that bra, and listen up.
    So defaulting to that sort of response - ugh, you're just a bra-burning feminazi - really has nothing to do with any sort of ingrained misogyny? Got it. Makes total sense.

    Telling someone to change whatever about their appearance because it's "off putting to a fairly large sector of the male population" IS prioritizing the male opinion over that person's. Whether they do or not is irrelevant, that's their choice. I really don't think there's anything subtle about your opinions.
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    Ha! You all are some of the worst when it comes to that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    So defaulting to that sort of response - ugh, you're just a bra-burning feminazi - really has nothing to do with any sort of ingrained misogyny? Got it. Makes total sense.

    Telling someone to change whatever about their appearance because it's "off putting to a fairly large sector of the male population" IS prioritizing the male opinion over that person's. Whether they do or not is irrelevant, that's their choice. I really don't think there's anything subtle about your opinions.
    Wow, you're really straight out of a stereotype.

    It's been 20 years since I graduated college, so I forgot that people like you really exist.
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    Surprise, we're around.
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    And we even exist outside of college.
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    That's stupid. Especially for women, who are from birth raised in a cultural vacuum that screams at us from all angles that we aren't attractive enough (and in doing so, sets weird, arbitrary standards for what attractiveness is -- hint, men usually get to define it.). I don't really know about a man's experience, but for years I was unable to even think that I was attractive let alone have the confidence to say it.
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    Telling someone to change whatever about their appearance because it's "off putting to a fairly large sector of the male population" IS prioritizing the male opinion over that person's. Whether they do or not is irrelevant, that's their choice. I really don't think there's anything subtle about your opinions.
    Just to balance the scales, I've been led to believe that my appearance is off-putting to a fairly large sector of the female population. But I don't view that as misandry as much as garden-variety honesty. I'm fairly repellent.
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    I think you are an attractive, intelligent, articulate gentleman.
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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post

    Telling someone to change whatever about their appearance because it's "off putting to a fairly large sector of the male population" IS prioritizing the male opinion over that person's. Whether they do or not is irrelevant, that's their choice.
    Wait, isn't this thread about getting laid?

    I don't know either of you but I think Archie wins this one if we're sticking to the thesis of this thread.
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    I think Amy actually wins because she is the one currently getting laid while we all argue.
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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    I think Amy actually wins because she is the one currently getting laid while we all argue.
    Well then I offer up a toast to all the purple-headed women and the men who love them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    I think Amy actually wins because she is the one currently getting laid while we all argue.
    Huh? I was busy getting laid, and just came back to see what the fuck you guys are still screaming about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Archie Bunker View Post

    Wow, someone here has one major gender persecution complex.
    Sexism: it's all in your heads, ladies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by suprefan View Post
    Huh? I was busy getting laid, and just came back to see what the fuck you guys are still screaming about.
    Sure you did.

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    Quote Originally Posted by suprefan View Post
    Huh? I was busy getting laid, and just came back to see what the fuck you guys are still screaming about.
    Troll.
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Quote Originally Posted by suprefan View Post
    Huh? I was busy getting laid...
    Lie of the century, right here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miroir Noir View Post
    Mr Gunz is cool as shit.
    Thank you.

    I never understood how that expression was a compliment.

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    As is Bob, and her breasts are magnificent. I checked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    I have a hole the size of a fifty cent piece in the white linen pants I'm wearing today.
    This is the only sexy thing that's been said in this thread for too long. What is wrong with you people?

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    Hell yeah.
    Originally Posted by Riggins33
    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Would you care to list the fixes I've proposed?
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    Huh? I was busy getting laid, and just came back to see what the fuck you guys are still screaming about.
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    Huh? I was busy getting laid, and just came back to see what the fuck you guys are still screaming about.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    Gunz is a drug-addled dumb boring slut.
    I'm going to get this on a coffee mug and take it to work with me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by suprefan View Post
    Huh? I was busy getting laid, and just came back to see what the fuck you guys are still screaming about.
    Ok, I have always suggested that people back off on making snide comments about supre's dating life because it seemed unwarranted, but I take it back. This post is just asking for it.

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    My friend's parents had a place on Gramercy Park that they only used when they were in the city which was rare. My friend had a key to the place but better yet a key to the park. We could pretty much get in whenever we wanted, and the park after dark was always empty. Because of my love of public fucking, I had already learned to be quiet when necessary and that made all the difference. My boyfriend and I would sneak the keys during gatherings and make our way down. There were nice grass areas, but my favorite were the typical urban benches lined up along the pathways. Seated in his lap with my knees up and my legs spread, I could control the in and out. Brian always made a point of making sure I was topless and I enjoyed that as much as he. My favorite part was how in the right weather it was extraordinary to feel the warm breezes on my exposed skin and be able to look up and see the dark, open sky in the middle of New York City.



    Was that too boring Amy?
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    I think my most public sex was in the bushes out by the pool at the Flamingo in LV. It was around 3-4am and people were walking a few feet away but couldn't see us. I'll have to come back to this.
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    So wait, your friend had the key, had the key to Gramercy park?

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    I'm a total exhibitionist, but I have voyeur interests too.

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