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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Courtney, we didn't cancel, we met up Saturday at a bar, but he kept telling me before that how tired he was, so I said we could just meet up at least and see if we are attracted to each other in person.
    Yeah, ugh. This reminds me how much I hate the initial stages of dating. WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST SKIP RIGHT TO THE GOOD PART?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    Yeah, ugh. This reminds me how much I hate the initial stages of dating. WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST SKIP RIGHT TO THE GOOD PART?
    It really is the best way.

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    Maybe you should just text him and say "let's forget the small talk, come jump my bones"
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    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
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    I use to think so too, until recently. If you rush the good part it makes it far more awkward and uncomfortable than it should be.
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    well, are you planning on seeing him again, like a reoccurring thing? I say you use him for that dick and never text him again. Problem solved.
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    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
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    Barring red flags, I can't think of a situation where I say no.

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    I would probably cut my losses if we had met with the implied intention of it being a fuck date and he pulled the I am tired line at the end. That sometimes happens, for whatever reason. I have been the one to fake yawn and been the receiver of the fake yawn. The last time kind of fucked with my head because when he got there I didn't really want him, was even planning my own escape route and then suddenly he pulls the im tired bit and leaves. That made me wonder what was wrong with me even though I didn't even really want him in the first place. So don't let it get you down, sometimes there just isn't a spark.
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    Sext him. Then post that in the "get you banned" nude thread.

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    Amy, only send a responding text. He passed on his chance, let him make some effort now. If he doesn't, there's definitely no need for you to.

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    If you HAVE to get with him I think you should probably go after what you want instead of waiting for him to possibly never communicate again. But I mostly think you should write him off (because he's pretty clearly not interested) and try again with someone new.
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    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    Barring red flags, I can't think of a situation where I say no.
    What do you consider red flags? I went out with an old girlfriend from highschool for New Year's. I tried to make it aware it was a friend thing but she just kept turning up the heat and saying very off the wall personal things such as she was going to artificially inseminate herself & all my ex and I ever did was fuck. She had been married for 10 years & was recently divorced. She made it completely aware that her biological clock was running out and she wanted to have kids asap. It was quite apparent that she wasn't into me but rather fulfilling her task of having babies and to me that was a big turn off. She kept texting me and trying to contact me but I just ingored her. I'm not good at all at rejecting anybody because it sucks to be rejected and I try to be as polite and kind as I can but this woman was just so persistent. I have absolutely nothing in common with her and opted to not hurt her feelings by not jumping in the sack just for the sake of my own personal pleasure at the moment.
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    holy shit dude
    ^I earned this.^

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    He hasn't text you at all since you met on Saturday?

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    76, that's a flag. No random kids for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shoegazer76 View Post
    What do you consider red flags? I went out with an old girlfriend from highschool for New Year's. I tried to make it aware it was a friend thing but she just kept turning up the heat and saying very off the wall personal things such as she was going to artificially inseminate herself & all my ex and I ever did was fuck. She had been married for 10 years & was recently divorced. She made it completely aware that her biological clock was running out and she wanted to have kids asap. It was quite apparent that she wasn't into me but rather fulfilling her task of having babies and to me that was a big turn off. She kept texting me and trying to contact me but I just ingored her. I'm not good at all at rejecting anybody because it sucks to be rejected and I try to be as polite and kind as I can but this woman was just so persistent. I have absolutely nothing in common with her and opted to not hurt her feelings by not jumping in the sack just for the sake of my own personal pleasure at the moment.
    I think there is some reasonable expectations if you take someone out on NYE that the date will end in sex. In your defense that would be enough to freak any guy out, and this girl probably needs a lesson one what not to say on a date. I just wouldn't make a date with someone for NYE unless I knew I wanted to fuck him.
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    "It's ok" isn't indicative of burning loins. Move along.

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    Ah, ok.
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    It took me a lot of first dates before I felt comfortable talking to strangers. Dating is a good confidence builder though, just keep talking to and meeting new guys, one of them will see your shyness as super sexy and will want to find a way to break that shy shell and turn you into a wild woman.
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    sorry amy
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    You're over thinking it. Unfortunately that's far too easy to do. Try going places without a date, talk to strangers, let them talk to you. Not every meeting needs to lead to something. Maybe hang out with single friends.

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    amyzzzz's quest for dick.

    It sounds like you really need to experience a quick and nasty one-nighter. Take the pressure off of yourself, go out and do things your really enjoy doing, things that put you in the mood. Get the blood pumping, and even if you're shy, you'll eventually meet fellas with the same interests. That would kill the initial awkwardness. Get slammed that night, give up your inhibitions and let loose in the bedroom.
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    I'm just really tired today.
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    Amy, do you have a dildo? Go fuck yourself. I mean that in all seriousness.

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    What Gunz said. everyone needs some b.o.b. in their life.
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    After being away for 5 days and being horny, always nice to come back to someone who was even hornier than you were.

    good times, goooood times.

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    amy: in the long run, too, its good that people are starting to be like "meh, im not into it. heres why". i mean, sucks to hear of course, but itd be nice if everyone had that type of candor.

    also, fuck him. fuck yourself.

    taking the lady to a french restaurant tonight. there will be bone.

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    Oh, so everyone's just actually posting in here to announce that they have or will be getting laid. Seriously, it's important to record. I commend you all.

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    fucked on the diving board

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    Amy, my advice is stop relying on text so much...that is your "comfort zone". Branch out, maybe try a phone convo instead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Oh, so everyone's just actually posting in here to announce that they have or will be getting laid. Seriously, it's important to record. I commend you all.
    she actually uses the fucking app

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    Quote Originally Posted by downingthief View Post
    Amy, my advice is stop relying on text so much...that is your "comfort zone". Branch out, maybe try a phone convo instead.
    i would actually advise against this. texts allow formulated responses. just dont over-analyze them when you do/dont get them. unless you're going for anal. then analyze them all you want.

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