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    Congratulations on your drug induced sexperiences, everyone.

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    If I were to take something that kept me awake for 60 hours, good luck trying to get me to shut up long enough to put a dick in my mouth...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Yes, sounds like you ladies all had a wonderful time. Good work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    I didn't have xanax, I wish I had. I tried OTC sleep aids and no luck. I had to go to work on Monday after being up for 72 hours and it was horrible. I just never want to take that chance again.
    I dont get down like that anymore but if I decided to for some reason the dose in question would be tested first with a kit. Too many people are passing off methylone and other who knows what as beans. I worked with this crackhead a long time ago and he told me if anybody is in an uncomfortable place and wants to come down and go to sleep to drink a tall glass of milk or two. I've used this trick in the past with success and a friend of mine claims I saved his life during a night of extreme partying using this trick. The milk must act as a base to neutralize the stomach or something. It definitely calms you down quickly. I know it sounds weird but its worked.
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    Milk is slightly acidic, so no, it doesn't "act as a base".
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    An ice cold glass of milk is wonderful. Also, do make sure you trust your source. There is bad shit out there. Thanks for the PSA, shoe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    An ice cold glass of milk is wonderful. Also, do make sure you trust your source. There is bad shit out there. Thanks for the PSA, shoe.
    PSA= penis saving advice?
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    I do trust my source for the most part, as much as you can trust a dude in that profession. But anyone can get fucked up pills now and then. And even with the "good" ones I find I don't enjoy myself as much as I once did. I also find that the weeks following tend to leave me mentally fucked. It was a fun run though.
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    No prob Gunz. At first I had passed this off as bullshit when I heard it. It wasnt till I found myself in a very uncomfortable place that I tried it and it calmed me down and made the jitters go away. I'm not saying it will work for everybody cause I really don't know if it will. It just calms you quickly and it worked for me & my friend. I have used it on more than one occasion with the same result every time.
    "Oh this uncertainty is taking me over"

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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    It was a fun run though.
    Yes it was. When the doses were real and the warehouse parties raged. Those days are long gone.
    "Oh this uncertainty is taking me over"

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    Sometimes I think it depends on how you drink the milk, since this is the sex thread anyway. I remember the beast milk posts.. cr****

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    ......and scene.

    8/16: Anthony Naples, Maxmillion Dunbar @ f8
    8/18: Man Man @ The Chapel
    8/23-8/24: FYF Fest
    8/30: Peaking Lights @ The Chapel
    9/3: Bear in Heaven @ The Independent
    9/24 - 28: Decibel Festival
    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    ......and scene.
    Shouldn't that be, "end scene?"
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    "Hey, babe, I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to end this blowjob to breast feed now..." Just doesn't seem palatable.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Congratulations on your drug induced sexperiences, everyone.
    Goddamn you all to hell. I tried to set something up, but the guy was too tired to do anything. warghhhh. I was tired too. Fuck Saturday.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    I, uh. I'm not going to take this one.

    8/16: Anthony Naples, Maxmillion Dunbar @ f8
    8/18: Man Man @ The Chapel
    8/23-8/24: FYF Fest
    8/30: Peaking Lights @ The Chapel
    9/3: Bear in Heaven @ The Independent
    9/24 - 28: Decibel Festival
    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
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    Awww, Amy, I am sorry. I went through a time of not being able to find it no matter how hard I tried after Nick & I split. It can fuck up your self esteem, but don't let it. Just relax and have fun, someone will come along soon.
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    We had such a nice long chat on Friday too. The timing was all wrong. I hate when that happens.
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    I, uh. I'm not going to take this one.
    That's what she said?

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    Amy: do you and this guy have another rendez-vous planned?

    8/16: Anthony Naples, Maxmillion Dunbar @ f8
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    8/30: Peaking Lights @ The Chapel
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    9/24 - 28: Decibel Festival
    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

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    Not really. something amorphous for next weekend, except that I want to get with the French guy next weekend, so maybe no go with the skinny tattooed guy.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    This thread is really fucking depressing for a Sex Thread.


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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Not really. something amorphous for next weekend, except that I want to get with the French guy next weekend, so maybe no go with the skinny tattooed guy.
    There are multiple days in a weekend, Amy.

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    Yeah, but Jacob is only taking the kids for part of the weekend (so he can get a date too).
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Oh, well in that case, one for lunch and one for dinner? YOU CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN.

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    Except that this guy didn't want to have sex with her and then made vague non-plans, so it's not something worth pursuing. Seriously. "I'm too tired" = "Thanks but no thanks."

    Real men fuck through the sleep.

    8/16: Anthony Naples, Maxmillion Dunbar @ f8
    8/18: Man Man @ The Chapel
    8/23-8/24: FYF Fest
    8/30: Peaking Lights @ The Chapel
    9/3: Bear in Heaven @ The Independent
    9/24 - 28: Decibel Festival
    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

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    Oh, I read the above as Amy canceling because of being too tired. Clearly MY reading comprehension needs some working on.

    But in any case, I'm not entirely against random bootycall with non-motivated dude. IMO, just means Amy probably shouldn't get into a relationship with him.

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    Yeah, Cara, and he hasn't even texted me since then. I'm afraid he is a bit dumb for me anyway but that doesn't matter too much if we are just having sex (I mean, if we actually WERE having sex). I seriously suck at this. I spent the entire day Friday texting this guy and working him up to a fever pitch of desire, but then he had to work Saturday so we couldn't meet up Friday WHEN THE TIMING WOULD HAVE BEEN RIGHT. jESUS CHRIST.
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    He sounds like a tool. Just IMO. You throw yourself at him and he doesn't bite... What Cara said- real men fuck through sleep.
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    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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