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    I just heard a funny line that fits this thread ..... "I had a threesome but the other two, didn't show up." cr*****
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    That sounds like Dangerfeild.

    I was at L.A. Presbetarian Hopital once and I saw Dangerfeild in th lobby so I say "Hey Rodney, how's it going?"
    Rodney says "How the hell do you think I'm doing, I'm in the hospital"

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    kvnty offered me 2 fists for one companion parking pass

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    I don't have to take that from a creepy moose fucker.

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    It's deer, you fucking asshole
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    There's NO need to get aggressive, boys.
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    Um..?
    LOL! <33
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    In other news, while ecstasy makes sex very pleasurable, I just can't cum. With ketamine, I feel like a redwood trying to bury it self back into the earth.

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    You can have sex on ecstasy? You don't go flaccid?
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    Yep.

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    I've never fucked while rolling
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    I find that ecstasy--if you're doing it right, which is to say doing a lot of it--makes it difficult to have a truly powerful erection. Can sometimes be great for blowjobs--though they last for hours in my case, the eventual orgasm that comes is ridiculous--but I've never been able to fuck worth a damn on it. It makes it too difficult to be your penis.
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    Slightly funnier than whatever Ron posted: http://www.collegehumor.com/article/...an-doggy-style
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    I'm going to have sexy nightmares now, thanks

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    I find it very hard to fuck on ecstasy. I feel like I am humiliating the woman and feel guilty and that I should show her respect. Maybe it's my Christian guilt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jordanp View Post
    I feel like I am humiliating the woman and feel guilty and that I should show her respect.
    You're doing it wrong.
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    It can take a really long time to actually come while on E, but, as Randy already said, the orgasm can be AMAZING. All parties involved have to be willing to be very patient, but the journey can be wonderful.
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    There was an awesome dive bar down the street from my college. Carved wood tables, booths, and a bartender that was asleep most of the time we were there. I'm sure Allen and Neal made out there. The place was packed with college students. My boyfriend and I got horny and I wasn't wasted enough to agree to do it in the disgusting bathroom. The support pole for the booth was at the aisle end of the table, so I suggested we do it under there. It was winter so he covered the floor with his jacket. Our friends sat on the aisle end of the table and he and I took care of business.
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    Ecstasy: no bueno para boner.
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    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    No E, just pot and booze for me. Who knows what he was on, but he performed fine.

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    um... worked just fine for me this weekend. Like, 5 am to 6 pm with breaks in between. Best Saturday I have had in a long time.
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    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
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    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    "Worked just fine for me" - woman laying there like a log
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    Aww, I kind of miss those days. I won't ever do it again, but those were some good days. We mostly just made out but we would also try to have sex until it became too intense and we had to stop for water and a cigarette. I wish I could find that shit without it being full of tweek. The last time I was up for 3 days, I am too old to be awake for that long, I started hearing and seeing shit. No thanks. That might just be an AZ thing though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    There was an awesome dive bar down the street from my college. Carved wood tables, booths, and a bartender that was asleep most of the time we were there. I'm sure Allen and Neal made out there. The place was packed with college students. My boyfriend and I got horny and I wasn't wasted enough to agree to do it in the disgusting bathroom. The support pole for the booth was at the aisle end of the table, so I suggested we do it under there. It was winter so he covered the floor with his jacket. Our friends sat on the aisle end of the table and he and I took care of business.
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    Laying there, yeah not so much. Shit got weird, in a good way.
    I guess I see what you guys were saying about the BJ thing, because I swear I gave the longest BJ of my life.
    yeah, loca, I know what you mean. I couldn't sleep which was why the sex-a-thon went down. It was that or toss and turn all day. we got up around 7 to eat, I smoked, took a xanax and slept like a fucking baby for 14 hours.
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    I didn't have xanax, I wish I had. I tried OTC sleep aids and no luck. I had to go to work on Monday after being up for 72 hours and it was horrible. I just never want to take that chance again.
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    I don't blame you at all. That was what I went through memorial day weekend last year. I was up around 60 something hours and had to drive from vegas back to sd. I wanted to die.
    Quote Originally Posted by involvelemons View Post
    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
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    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ENluv12 View Post
    I don't blame you at all. That was what I went through memorial day weekend last year. I was up around 60 something hours and had to drive from vegas back to sd. I wanted to die.
    sounds like every vegas trip i've ever heard about lol.

    i took some acid at 10pm on new years eve a few years ago, and had to go bartend on no sleep. it was pretty awful. fuck 60+ hours.
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    Every time I swear I won't EVER do that again because I feel so shitty... yet when in the situation it always sounds like a good idea. damn you drugs
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    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
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    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    "Worked just fine for me" - woman laying there like a log
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