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    "Links to hacking".
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    They used to make bots called **** o deaths that would **** a server over and over for denial of service

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    Yes, I remember the mid-90s too.
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    Then I bet you remember war dialars too you old haxor

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    Quote Originally Posted by FEELS View Post
    I had sex with the lights on for the first time a couple weekends ago.. it's so much better/easier.
    Yes, but some lighting can be a bit harsh. I hate fluorescent lights.

    What do you mean by easier?

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    He was actually able to locate the vagina.
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    His many teeth does your vagina have, Corinna?

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    My entire bottom half is covered in quills, so I've never been able to inspect the dentition.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FEELS View Post
    I had sex with the lights on for the first time a couple weekends ago.. it's so much better/easier.
    Prior to this, would all of the lead-up to sex also be with the lights off? Or would you like, stop in the middle before the actual sex part to turn off the lights?

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    I would say the lights are on about 99% of the time I fuck. Is that weird? Usually the only time they're off is when it's the very middle of the night and it gets going.

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    Not weird at all, especially for guys. I know when I was younger I use to always make sure the lights were off or everything was covered. Now I love being naked. It's one of the things I hate about living with roommates.
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    My kids are old enough now that I can't wander around the house naked that much anymore. They get mad.
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    I remember not being able to close my eyes when I first started kissing and the girls would open their eyes and see me staring at them and slightly bug out

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    My kids are old enough now that I can't wander around the house naked that much anymore. They get mad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    My kids are old enough now that I can't wander around the house naked that much anymore. They get mad.
    What the fuck is wrong with kids these days?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ods.. View Post
    I would say the lights are on about 99% of the time I fuck. Is that weird? Usually the only time they're off is when it's the very middle of the night and it gets going.
    Right? Unless you've got a CLAPPER it seems like a hassle to get up and turn them off.

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    And even if you did have a clapper, you should expect those lights to flick back on if you're bangin' right.

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    I actually like looking at the poontang when going down on her. Men are visual like that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    And even if you did have a clapper, you should expect those lights to flick back on if you're bangin' right.
    Clap that ass!
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    And even if you did have a clapper, you should expect those lights to flick back on if you're bangin' right.
    SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP

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    I love walking around nekkid in my house ...

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    You need a trip to the nood beach Amy

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    Quote Originally Posted by VigoTheCarpathian View Post
    I remember not being able to close my eyes when I first started kissing and the girls would open their eyes and see me staring at them and slightly bug out
    i experienced this a few times as well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    And even if you did have a clapper, you should expect those lights to flick back on if you're bangin' right.
    My work around was to connect the lights to a remote and keep that near my bed.

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    fucking christ you ugly fuck

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    o_O

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    A dimmer by the bedside is extremely useful.

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    We used to sit on the benches next to the banks of the Mississippi, behind the Cafe Du Monde, and my lady would sit on me under her dress. It wasn't like furious fucking, but I always counted it as sex in public. After sex, a Beignet and chicory coffee. Life can be great .... ... cr****
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    Quote Originally Posted by footixy View Post
    You need a trip to the nood beach Amy
    I'm not really comfortable with anyone outside of my nuclear family seeing me naked.
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    Are we considered nuclear yet?

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