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Thread: The Sex thread

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    He said at one hotel they call a servant to hold your dick while you piss.

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    At that same sex show a women was shooting tooth picks out her pussy and popping balloons.

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    Holy shit, no one cares. What will it take to get you to stop interacting with a bunch of people who don't like you and think you're annoying and stupid.
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    I thought it was interesting.

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    I bet you can't shoot shit out of your vag.

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    He can sure as shit shoot it out of his face hole though.

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    I really do apologize if that story is too disgusting for the women. It just came out.

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    A woman couldn't shoot a toothpick out of her vagina. A **** pong ball, yes. It'd have to have some cylinder shape that when squeezed, would pop out. A toothpick isn't really in that category. I guess I'd have to see it for myself.
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    Pingg with one g is blocked?
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    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    Maybe she had something else stuffed up there to make them shoot out.

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    Maybe randy was up there shooting it out with his face hole. RIGHT GUNZ?
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    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    I was calling bullshit on the story but he swears to it all.

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    For a while I lived in a small town, and a stripper used to come to town a few times a year. She worked with **** pong balls and could blow bubbles. And a string of pearls. I never saw her but the local boys always talked about her. Toothpicks shooting balloons? I don't believe that one.
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    hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neighborhood Creep View Post
    Maybe randy was up there shooting it out with his face hole. RIGHT GUNZ?
    Yes, Randy's face hole does most of the shit shooting.

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    I wish I could make a gif of him pouring all that lube on himself and jumping up inside a vagina than sticking his head out to shoot toothpicks at balloons.
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    It needs shit somewhere in there too.

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    Shit filled balloons over Vigo's head
    Quote Originally Posted by theklein25 View Post
    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    2 somas down. I'm sliding away especially from that shit show.

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    I had sex with the lights on for the first time a couple weekends ago.. it's so much better/easier.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neighborhood Creep View Post
    Pingg with one g is blocked?
    That word can be used to get into servers, pcs and such. It is an IT term..... cr****
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    It can't be used to get "into" anything. And it's technical use has absolutely nothing to do with why it's banned.
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    the '****' in cr**** is ****, isn't it?
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    Please remember that you are talking to the walking dead and logic has no place in these exchanges.
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    This neighborhood has too many pingers
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    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    This neighborhood has too many pingers
    Have you noticed a change in your property value?
    Quote Originally Posted by theklein25 View Post
    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    Quote Originally Posted by heart cooks brain View Post
    the '****' in cr**** is ****, isn't it?
    Sort of.
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    more like crapping

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    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    That word can be used to get into servers, pcs and such. It is an IT term..... cr****
    Lol - only in Hollywood movies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LiquidL View Post
    Lol - only in Hollywood movies.

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    "Links to hacking".
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