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    Quote Originally Posted by Neighborhood Creep View Post
    Any way you can do this on http://tinychat.com/coachella
    See if offering a Board Award at the end of the year won't entice him...A golden wiener shaped statue or something like a watch fob with a cock ring on the end of the chain...Seems like a fair trade for the virginity he'll be parting with.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IceyHotshot View Post
    Oh, don't worry, she has already laughed at me.
    A good sense of humor is a great quality to have. After 3 months, think of it as the punchline.

    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    A European elegance cock charm from dubio would do as a reward


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    Yeah it doesn't bother me that she laughs. I do too. As she put it, "it's better this way, it's fun, instead of too serious and dull"

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    When is this all taking place again?
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    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    Eventually.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IceyHotshot View Post
    Eventually.
    WTF are you waiting for?
    Let's go on a livin' spree!

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    I just want this to happen before you die in a car accident
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    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    Jesus, do you people even read?

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    Icey's virginity is the Coachella Message Board's biggest dead horse.

    Has any board member, upon meeting you, said, "OH, THE VIRGIN, RIGHT?"

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    That would be pretty rude. I saw that thought in Randy's eyes when I met him, but he didn't mention it out loud.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IceyHotshot View Post
    That would be pretty rude. I saw that thought in Randy's eyes when I met him, but he didn't mention it out loud.
    Well you are putting that info out on a public message board - you must have entertained such a scenario, or did you not?
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    I don't really give a shit if someone does say that, but it's not going to make me want to keep talking to them.

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    How far along have you and your ladyfriend traveled thus far?

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    I think what you saw in my eyes was less "VIRGIN" and more "INSANELY BORING PERSON."



    Seriously though--it's not like I needed this message board and the info you divulged here to take a look at you and know you're a virgin, dude.

    Same goes for Supre.
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    Farther than you can get with your Match.com dates

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    Icey is oddly defensive about this situation.

    We're pulling for you. Most of us were virgins once.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IceyHotshot View Post
    Farther than you can get with your Match.com dates
    DISSED BY ICEY THE VIRGIN
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    Look, your parenting is yours and Randy's business alone.
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    Yeah, dude, I'm on your side.
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    Hey here's an idea. You know those people who are desperately poor, down on their luck, uneducated, abused, and generally ill-equipped for life? Let's make fun of them.

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    Yeah, man. You have your own cheering section!
    Quote Originally Posted by theklein25 View Post
    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neighborhood Creep View Post
    Yeah, man. You have your own cheering section!
    actualol
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by heart cooks brain View Post
    Icey is oddly defensive about this situation.

    We're pulling for you. Most of us were virgins once.
    You guys ever watch Dog Whisperer where Cesar Millan takes an anti social dog and puts it into his "dog pack." It feels kind of like that.. where all your fucking noses are up in his junk sniffing him and he's just afraid one of you is going to bite and what happens if you all bite at the same time?...

    I'm not drunk.
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    If cesar milan was the dog... Ya i'm with ya.
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    Quote Originally Posted by heart cooks brain View Post
    Icey is oddly defensive about this situation.
    why 'oddly'? seems like a natural reaction to me.
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    Seems like everything has been fairly good natured so far.
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    It has been. I actually got good, solid advice from a few of you. Some of the comments being made are a little rude (anti-social dog? what?) but I'm not going to lose sleep over it. And actually re: my virginity being a "dead horse" that wasn't even the focus of the discussion. It's a component, sure, but this is the sex thread and we were talking about sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IceyHotshot View Post
    It has been. I actually got good, solid advice from a few of you. Some of the comments being made are a little rude (anti-social dog? what?) but I'm not going to lose sleep over it. And actually re: my virginity being a "dead horse" that wasn't even the focus of the discussion. It's a component, sure, but this is the sex thread and we were talking about sex.
    Speaking of sleep. That bed of yours hasta be full of cum. I can't see your body going along your mental ideals.
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    Sorry.

    Also I agree with the girls, losing my virginity to a virgin was the worst time. I don't know why I had my heart set on it. I don't know if losing it to someone experienced would have made a difference.

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    I lost mine to a slut but after fucking my mattress for all those years I ended up being A-OK at it
    Quote Originally Posted by theklein25 View Post
    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    Yeah, I'm lucky that the girl I'm dating is cool about it. I'm sure she knows it won't be great, but I will have the opportunity to learn.

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