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    This isn't science. It's sex.


    Or would that be Geometry?

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    Randy coming through

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    This isn't science. It's sex.


    Or would that be Geometry?
    Geometry, physics, biology, microbioloy, economics...nothing that should be on the mind during one's first time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    This isn't science. It's sex.


    Or would that be Geometry?
    And she continues to get dumber, everyone.

    You're going to be Ron by the time you're 50.

    In two years.
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    I've been dating the same girl for a really long time and we're now engaged, so I know from experience that everything he just said is absolutely true.

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    You're engaged to Gunz?
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    I can't do the math. How many years?

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    And she continues to get dumber, everyone.

    You're going to be Ron by the time you're 50.

    In two years.
    I know smart people Randy.

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    I know a lot of really fucking smart people.

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    Not if any of them have a say in the matter.
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    I think both Gunz and Ron are way smarter than you in ways that you wouldn't even understand because you are simply completely dumb to it.

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    Your sophomoric rants are like a buzzing a fly to a responsible experienced adult with a family and payroll.

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    We're geniuses.

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    Ron doesn't have a family, Gunz doesn't really have a job. What's your point, dickless?
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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    Ron doesn't have a family, Gunz doesn't really have a job. What's your point, dickless?

    Comparing yourself to Ron and Gunz is a strictly dominated strategy by your definitions.

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    This is all very unsexy.

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    Vigo's reaction to the sex thread is anger and frustration.






    Gee... I wonder why...
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    Booooooooooo. Get off!

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    Said every chick you've ever been on.
    Spicy pie is mainstream shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VigoTheCarpathian View Post
    I think both Gunz and Ron are way smarter than you in ways that you wouldn't even understand because you are simply completely dumb to it.
    Randy if you were looking for a new signature..
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    Don't spit on your own cock. Lick pussy, get it wetter than it already is, when you're about to fuck, rub your head along the length of her slit, that alone will get your tip wet, slide it 1/4 way in first pump, 1/2 second pump and slam that shit in on the third.
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    Icey, how big is your dick? You might have a free pass to be lame for a couple times if your packing
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    Magnum, I hope.
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    No offense, Icey. I'm just done with your type.
    Not seeing the similarity amy.
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    Does Amyzzz predict he'll stop wanting to kiss

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    Icey, before you learn how to put your penis in a vagina, please learn the basics on how the vagina works. I have found men who are my age who still aren't aware of the basics. If you go back through the girls only thread I think Courtney even posted a diagram for review.
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    Why don't girls come with manuals nowadays...

    At least a courtesy "welcome to my vagina" email would do
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    Boys wouldn't read them even if we did.
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    Yea yea all we do is take measurements and screw shit in

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    Icey, going forward, learn how to eat pussy and learn how to do it enthusiastically. Much of it is just reading body language, really. Shouldn't be too difficult. The ladies will appreciate it, though.

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