He's not ugly. He's got a weak chin and quite an overbite, but a great sense of humor can trump that easy.
This thread has made me regret being a moron and wasting my college years.
Icey you know amy's gonna be single again soon. Just sayin'.
You can't go back. Trudge onward, my friend.
Icey, you get that dick sucked lately?
would you people shut the fuck up while i try to fix icey up with amy? thx.
Just a quickie for you all:
My worst sex injury I believe I have already told somewhere on this board, but it involved doggy style and knocking myself unconscious by smashing my head on a doorknob.
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Icey and Amy would make a good couple. Awkward in both appearance and behavior
Which is what, Tom?
Tom's last few posts have been top-notch.
The closest thing to this was sitting in a friends room and having a conversation with him while he pinched some type of venereal looking type of zits close to his crotch area. He was wearing gym shorts. He should have none better than to have hooked up with that girl.
2 oz blended whiskey
Juice of 1/2 lemon
1/2 tsp powdered sugar
1/2 slice lemon
Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.
No. No no no. No. No.
People are nuts. If anyone is even remotely curious about that stuff I recommend to sign up it's really another fascinating corner of the interwebs.
ive been trying to scope pics of amy since she called me hot in the pic thread. no one has ever done that on the internet before. i was smitten.
amy is icey's girl. back off.
Is my "type" human? Go get that pig dick, mmm
Go find your silver fox, Amy. I believe in you. Then post about your sex exploits here.
Changing gears here, any tips for how to not be completely terrible on one's first time? I mean it's gonna happen anyway, but maybe someone will say something useful. If not, it should still be fun.
Ever seen the movie Dirty Dancing?