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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    I thought to myself, "That sounds like something an ugly person would say to defend their lack of a sex life," and then google image searched Neil Brennan.
    Do you mean you think he's ugly?
    He's an interesting looking guy, but I wouldn't say fug.

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    This, is without a doubt fug

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    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    He's not ugly. He's got a weak chin and quite an overbite, but a great sense of humor can trump that easy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Do you incorporate masochism into other aspects of your life as well?
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    That belongs in another thread my dear.

    well?

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    This thread has made me regret being a moron and wasting my college years.

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    me too, Icey.
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    Icey you know amy's gonna be single again soon. Just sayin'.

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    You can't go back. Trudge onward, my friend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    You can't go back. Trudge onward, my friend.
    Yeah, I mean it wasn't that I didn't try, it's that I wasn't socially smart enough then to try in any kind of effective manner. Just feels like wasted time.

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    Icey, you get that dick sucked lately?

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    would you people shut the fuck up while i try to fix icey up with amy? thx.

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    Just a quickie for you all:

    My worst sex injury I believe I have already told somewhere on this board, but it involved doggy style and knocking myself unconscious by smashing my head on a doorknob.

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    ...
    Last edited by TomAz; 05-09-2013 at 07:28 AM.

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    Icey and Amy would make a good couple. Awkward in both appearance and behavior

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    Which is what, Tom?

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    Tom's last few posts have been top-notch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stinkbutt View Post
    Has any of you guys ever put one of your balls (or both) in a girl's snizz?
    It's referred to as putting two dogs in one bathtub. You can put one in, but when you try to put the other one in the first one's gonna hop right out. Ain't no way you're getting two dogs in one bathtub!
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    That is one I have never heard of.

    After hanging out with a bunch of dudes last night I mentioned how I was surprised they all didn't start pulling their dicks out to measure. I was informed that they use to do that all the time in high school. Is this something most guys do when hanging out with their buddies? At what age does that become weird?
    I can't imagine a conversation with a bunch of straight guys getting to the point of doing something like this.

    The closest thing to this was sitting in a friends room and having a conversation with him while he pinched some type of venereal looking type of zits close to his crotch area. He was wearing gym shorts. He should have none better than to have hooked up with that girl.
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    2 oz blended whiskey
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    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    well?
    I signed up for fetlife recently because I was curious and I got to learning about "knife play" ....and..

    No. No no no. No. No.

    People are nuts. If anyone is even remotely curious about that stuff I recommend to sign up it's really another fascinating corner of the interwebs.

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    ive been trying to scope pics of amy since she called me hot in the pic thread. no one has ever done that on the internet before. i was smitten.

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    amy is icey's girl. back off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    Icey and Amy would make a good couple. Awkward in both appearance and behavior
    nope.
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    No offense, Icey. I'm just done with your type.
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    Is my "type" human? Go get that pig dick, mmm

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    You're too young anyway. I'm way too old for twenty-year-olds.
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    Go find your silver fox, Amy. I believe in you. Then post about your sex exploits here.

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    I don't want any virgins, is all.
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    Changing gears here, any tips for how to not be completely terrible on one's first time? I mean it's gonna happen anyway, but maybe someone will say something useful. If not, it should still be fun.

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    Ever seen the movie Dirty Dancing?

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