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    Oh my! =o

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    you seem very experienced.

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    we need a jaw-drop gif. I found one...but I couldn't figure out how to post. Nicely done, gunz.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Gunz - Had you just met them at that rave?

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    we need a jaw-drop gif. I found one...but I couldn't figure out how to post. Nicely done, gunz.
    ...
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    Last edited by footixy; 05-07-2013 at 04:56 PM.

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    Gunz, are you a sex addict? (did you say that already?)
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by xanman86 View Post
    Gunz - Had you just met them at that rave?
    No, I had met them before, but I had never had any interaction with them beyond just talking.


    Amy, my introduction to sex was a bit unorthodox. I wouldn't necessarily describe myself as an addict, but I had several years of very promiscuous behavior.

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    So I wonder how many lurkers on the board have checked out gunz pics and fapped while reading this thread.
    Last edited by Mugwog; 05-08-2013 at 03:32 AM.

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    well this thread is just the best kind of dirty....time to start at page 1 i guess.

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    craziest place for me:
    CIC, missile launchers, artillery magazines and control rooms of this beautiful bitch. thank you, integrated navy!

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    Are you allowed to disclose that information seaman?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mugwog View Post
    So I wonder how many lurkers on the board have checked out gunz pics and fapped while reading this thread.
    how many of those went to the sandwich thread afterwards?

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    yup, shit's unclassified by now
    got out in 08

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    Quote Originally Posted by lt.roast.a.botch View Post
    how many of those went to the sandwich thread afterwards?
    probably had two windows open, why do one at a time?

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    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    If moles had subways, molestation wouldn't be one of the creepiest words there is ....
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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    All the camera talk made me think of this one, but I wasn't comfortable sharing it while working.

    My first experience with being watched...
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    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Lolz, it's sad half the board won't even get what you are goofing on ..... cr****
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    I have to go cut my lawn so I'll say something stupid and see when I get back if I get a response. I bought a go pro a few days ago. It is very very small. I thought about some of the "studs" on the board and wondered even as small as it is: would it be too big to put on some dicks. Second problem, with some of the gals I have known, my precious little pro might get lost in there, never to be seen again. Humm , maybe that is why it has a remote ....... c u later ... cr****
    I know I'm feeling pretty despondent right now trying to comprehend what Ron's goofing on... lol
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by heart cooks brain View Post
    That episode is one of the greatest things to ever be aired on t.v.

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    Oohoho...spicy mustard...woohoho, you're hot tonight!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Y0UNGBL00D View Post
    craziest place for me:
    CIC, missile launchers, artillery magazines and control rooms of this beautiful bitch. thank you, integrated navy!
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    No, I had met them before, but I had never had any interaction with them beyond just talking.


    Amy, my introduction to sex was a bit unorthodox. I wouldn't necessarily describe myself as an addict, but I had several years of very promiscuous behavior.
    All of the Kali girls I have dated were promiscuous. I am wondering if it is the water. If it were, there's a business opportunity ...and BTW, just for clarity, I wouldn't do it, yuck, but my camera would fit in a fist and one would never know it. Just saying. Sorry guys, I can't compete here with the "Tales of Gunz." cr****
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    Yes, literally EVERY SINGLE GIRL IN CALIFORNIA (regardless of whether they were born there or moved there) is promiscuous. Every last one. The government is definitely drugging the water.
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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    Yes, literally EVERY SINGLE GIRL IN CALIFORNIA (regardless of whether they were born there or moved there) is promiscuous. Every last one. The government is definitely drugging the water.
    Well Miss C, I didn't date EVERY woman in Kali, just a lot of them I know I have no complaints about California girls .... cr****
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    Quote Originally Posted by sonnyboy11 View Post
    Why do you think I didn't turn the water heater on until Friday morning?

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    Quote Originally Posted by stinkbutt View Post
    Neil Brennan has a good bit about how stupid people are the best in bed, and that's why Florida is so populated
    Because if youre fucking a lot youre not reading a lot(to finish Neil's quote)
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    I thought to myself, "That sounds like something an ugly person would say to defend their lack of a sex life," and then google image searched Neil Brennan.

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    Has any of you guys ever put one of your balls (or both) in a girl's snizz?

    My buddy who is home from the Marines told me some dude he was with did this with a hooker in Thailand. We still can't figure how the fuck this would work, or if it would be painful or not. We were also kind of amazed that this would ever cross anyone's mind because in all of our years it sure didn't cross ours.
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    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    that's some dexterous lowhanging shit right there.
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    That is one I have never heard of.

    After hanging out with a bunch of dudes last night I mentioned how I was surprised they all didn't start pulling their dicks out to measure. I was informed that they use to do that all the time in high school. Is this something most guys do when hanging out with their buddies? At what age does that become weird?
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    Pretty sure I did that as late as say 9th grade. I think it becomes weird shortly thereafter when sex becomes a realistic (? perhaps stretching the meaning there a bit) possibility rather than a hypothetical abstraction.
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