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Thread: The Sex thread

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    I assume he would expect criticism.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Ha. We have different goals here. I was playing. I knew what I was writing was barely readable.
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    See how wrong you are, Tommy? Randy is agreeing with you.

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    Cock craving Coachellians can't cooperate with Creep in continuous colorful conversation containing clit
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    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    Erotic Elitism.

    8/16: Anthony Naples, Maxmillion Dunbar @ f8
    8/18: Man Man @ The Chapel
    8/23-8/24: FYF Fest
    8/30: Peaking Lights @ The Chapel
    9/3: Bear in Heaven @ The Independent
    9/24 - 28: Decibel Festival
    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

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    Facesitting Festishes
    Quote Originally Posted by theklein25 View Post
    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    Why is everything a game to you people? We always go back to the same boring word play circle jerks. Gosh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Why is everything a game to you people? We always go back to the same boring word play circle jerks. Gosh!
    Gyrating Gunz til Gushing Gives
    Quote Originally Posted by theklein25 View Post
    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    Oh, this is no game, gunz.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Neighborhood Creep needlessly cringed as naughty nubiles creamed all over his knob.

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    Amyzzz'z affection for animals at age 18
    Quote Originally Posted by theklein25 View Post
    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    Amy asked politely for pleasure and patiently prepared for perfectly perverted ass play.

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    Gunz is actually on today. I liked your story btw.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Her supple skin slid sensually across my bare back as I turned and swiftly embraced her buttox and softly squeezed releasing a barely audible scream from her moist sexy lips.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    I liked your story btw.
    Thank you. I've got quite an archive.

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    The faint smell of vomit lingered on her lips.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Or was it Bacardi?

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    Or was it Bacardi?
    Ugh, the two are synonymous for me since age 16.

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    I met Agnes at a truck stop in El Centro. I don't think she'd seen a shower in a few weeks, but that was just fine by me.. I like 'em naturally ripe. I took her back to my cab and we had a bottle of Thunderbird and some crank and then she asked if I wanted to see her mastectomy scars. By the time the morning came I was $50 poorer and probably needed a penicillin shot, but I was happy.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Agnes is hawt!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by IceyHotshot View Post
    Ugh, the two are synonymous for me since age 16.
    This is how I feel about tequila.
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    I have snuck in weapons before
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Agnes is hawt!!!
    you should have seen her little mustache
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Why is everything a game to you people? We always go back to the same boring word play circle jerks. Gosh!
    Nattering naybob negates nascent novelty with nitwitted nagging.
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Salacious sodomizer slams silly schoolmarm by suggesting silence.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Again my sense of humor does not translate well on here.

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    Actually I got it, you were parroting something Cara said earlier. Patrick may well have also just been playing along with the gag.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    get it? 'gag'? in the sex thread? get it? do ya?
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    I didn't get it.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Use your imagination

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    Thanks, Tom. I am satiated by your validation.

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    All the camera talk made me think of this one, but I wasn't comfortable sharing it while working.

    My first experience with being watched was when a girl and a friend of hers cornered me in a co-ed bathroom at a warehouse rave. She made me stand and straddle the toilet while she fingered me under my skirt and her friend sucked and fondled my tits. They left the door to our stall open and she kept swinging it open by bumping it with her ass. I saw the expression of every person who walked in to the bathroom. Several people stopped and waited until we were done

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