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Thread: The Sex thread

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    AMY IS COMPLAINING ABOUT A FREE GIFT JOHN GAVE HER OUT OF THE GOODNESS OF HIS HEART
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    HAY CAN SOMEONE DRIVE DOWN TO THE FESTIVAL GROUNDS AND SEE IF THE BEER BARN IS REALLY A BARN?

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    I assume he would expect criticism.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Ha. We have different goals here. I was playing. I knew what I was writing was barely readable.
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    See how wrong you are, Tommy? Randy is agreeing with you.

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    Cock craving Coachellians can't cooperate with Creep in continuous colorful conversation containing clit
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    kvnty offered me 2 fists for one companion parking pass

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    Erotic Elitism.

    4/17: The Afghan Whigs @ Slim's
    4/17: Minilogue @ Mighty
    4/21: The Men @ Rickshaw Stop
    4/26: Simian Mobile Disco, Earth @ Pappy and Harriet's
    5/2-5/4: Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch
    5/10: Joey Anderson @ TBA
    5/17: Kishi Bashi @ GAMH
    5/17: Move D b2b Optimo, Jackmaster, J.Phlip @ PW
    5/21: Baths @ The Independent
    5/30: The Decemberists @ The Crystal Ballroom

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    Facesitting Festishes
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    Why is everything a game to you people? We always go back to the same boring word play circle jerks. Gosh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Why is everything a game to you people? We always go back to the same boring word play circle jerks. Gosh!
    Gyrating Gunz til Gushing Gives
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    kvnty offered me 2 fists for one companion parking pass

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    Oh, this is no game, gunz.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Neighborhood Creep needlessly cringed as naughty nubiles creamed all over his knob.

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    Amyzzz'z affection for animals at age 18
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    kvnty offered me 2 fists for one companion parking pass

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    Amy asked politely for pleasure and patiently prepared for perfectly perverted ass play.

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    Gunz is actually on today. I liked your story btw.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Her supple skin slid sensually across my bare back as I turned and swiftly embraced her buttox and softly squeezed releasing a barely audible scream from her moist sexy lips.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    I liked your story btw.
    Thank you. I've got quite an archive.

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    The faint smell of vomit lingered on her lips.
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    HAY CAN SOMEONE DRIVE DOWN TO THE FESTIVAL GROUNDS AND SEE IF THE BEER BARN IS REALLY A BARN?

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    Or was it Bacardi?

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    Or was it Bacardi?
    Ugh, the two are synonymous for me since age 16.
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    I met Agnes at a truck stop in El Centro. I don't think she'd seen a shower in a few weeks, but that was just fine by me.. I like 'em naturally ripe. I took her back to my cab and we had a bottle of Thunderbird and some crank and then she asked if I wanted to see her mastectomy scars. By the time the morning came I was $50 poorer and probably needed a penicillin shot, but I was happy.
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    Agnes is hawt!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by IceyHotshot View Post
    Ugh, the two are synonymous for me since age 16.
    This is how I feel about tequila.
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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Agnes is hawt!!!
    you should have seen her little mustache
    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    HAY CAN SOMEONE DRIVE DOWN TO THE FESTIVAL GROUNDS AND SEE IF THE BEER BARN IS REALLY A BARN?

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Why is everything a game to you people? We always go back to the same boring word play circle jerks. Gosh!
    Nattering naybob negates nascent novelty with nitwitted nagging.
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Salacious sodomizer slams silly schoolmarm by suggesting silence.
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    HAY CAN SOMEONE DRIVE DOWN TO THE FESTIVAL GROUNDS AND SEE IF THE BEER BARN IS REALLY A BARN?

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    Again my sense of humor does not translate well on here.

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    Actually I got it, you were parroting something Cara said earlier. Patrick may well have also just been playing along with the gag.
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    get it? 'gag'? in the sex thread? get it? do ya?
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    I didn't get it.
    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Use your imagination

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    Thanks, Tom. I am satiated by your validation.

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