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    ELITIST ALLITERATION

    8/16: Anthony Naples, Maxmillion Dunbar @ f8
    8/18: Man Man @ The Chapel
    8/23-8/24: FYF Fest
    8/30: Peaking Lights @ The Chapel
    9/3: Bear in Heaven @ The Independent
    9/24 - 28: Decibel Festival
    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

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    Due to my deplorable drunkenness, the departure was demonstrably lacking in dexterity.

    8/16: Anthony Naples, Maxmillion Dunbar @ f8
    8/18: Man Man @ The Chapel
    8/23-8/24: FYF Fest
    8/30: Peaking Lights @ The Chapel
    9/3: Bear in Heaven @ The Independent
    9/24 - 28: Decibel Festival
    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

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    Quote Originally Posted by roboto View Post
    adroit at alighting. yes we can all read books and shit. Making a sentence nobody understands isn't communicating, it's embracing elitist bullshit.

    Those last two words describe you perfectly.
    I'm thinking you mean the last THREE words unless "at" is a bit much for ya .... jk dude ... cr****

    Good one Gunz. Not sure why the "quiet/shut up bitch" thing seems to be a turn on to women though when sometimes ya can't get them to be quiet ...... cr****
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    Blundering bimbo imbibes beer, bonks boyfriend and bungles bedroom breakout.
    Last edited by mountmccabe; 05-07-2013 at 09:42 AM. Reason: correction: sub in "bedroom" for "bathroom", considered adding "bareassed" or "bloodily" but didn't
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    Quote Originally Posted by mountmccabe View Post
    Blundering bimbo imbibes beer, bonks boyfriend and bungles bathroom breakout.
    Lolz, it's sad half the board won't even get what you are goofing on ..... cr****
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    Cliffs notes...
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    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Not sure why the "quiet/shut up bitch" thing seems to be a turn on to women though when sometimes ya can't get them to be quiet ...... cr****
    She was very sweet and gentle. I was not her bitch.

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    I have to go cut my lawn so I'll say something stupid and see when I get back if I get a response. I bought a go pro a few days ago. It is very very small. I thought about some of the "studs" on the board and wondered even as small as it is: would it be too big to put on some dicks. Second problem, with some of the gals I have known, my precious little pro might get lost in there, never to be seen again. Humm , maybe that is why it has a remote ....... c u later ... cr****
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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    She was very sweet and gentle. I was not her bitch.
    That's not what I meant. It just seems a common practice. cr****
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Due to my deplorable drunkenness, the departure was demonstrably lacking in dexterity.
    Quote Originally Posted by mountmccabe View Post
    Blundering bimbo imbibes beer, bonks boyfriend and bungles bathroom breakout.
    I am so turned on right now.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    @Ron

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    I am so turned on right now.
    Go on...

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    A go pro cock strap...now thats an idea!

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    Did Ron really just tell us he is going to go mow his lawn and that he is wondering if some guy can put a camera on his dick? Did I read that right?
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    I assumed a go pro was some sort of weird sex toy, but I was not willing to google it to find out. Now it makes even less sense to me.
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    Is that what that gibberish meant?

    Cara, can you write me an erotic story with just alliterative sentences? pretty please?
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by mountmccabe View Post
    Blundering bimbo imbibes beer, bonks boyfriend and bungles bedroom breakout.
    Floundering floozy quaffs a few, fucks fantastically and is fatefully defenestrated, falling frantically, fearing loss of face.
    Last edited by TomAz; 05-07-2013 at 10:08 AM.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Im not sure what Ron said but he did feel compelled to pay his regards at the end.

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    *defenestrated
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    This would be the closest thing to get kinky with a gopro

    Unless you can somehow mount it on this

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    The Google Glass could change the future of pornography.

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    Anonymous Ambling: Amy's Amorous Adventures

    "Balling big burly bros, boys and bisexuals brings boisterous, bawdy boning but becomes boring. Clamping cocks within cunts cunningly covers creeping clusters of core claustrophobia. Demanding demolishing dicks deafens deepening desperation and delays disaster."

    "Escaping ennui among the extravagantly extroverted embiggens extra exhortations to enter. Furious feral fucking floods flights of fancy, flavors the fluids of life and forswears comfort. Good god, this glorious Great Gasby-esque glamour is gladdening my glands, glee graciously grants me gaiety. Hugging huge hocks of hovering horndogs helps heal my hurts, hangs my Hell-hurried humiliation, helping me."

    "Installing illicit ignoramuses ignores the indirect and independent interior issues. Judgmental Judys just jack off instead of jumping jackhammering Johns."
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    [This is to be read as a therapy session. The therapist starts out, trying to argue that his patient's actions are hiding her problems. The patient responds that she is enjoying herself. To be continued?]
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    Break, I can't believe Fox Fucking news just (yesterday) did a piece on G Glass. They are not only stupid in politics, but everything else as well. Back to the yard. Gunz, you of all people gave me the thumbs down. Lighten up and get with technology. cr****
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    I have no problem with voyeuristic behaviors or toys, but your description and the idea of sticking the camera inside was even a bit too much for me. Those medical cameras are not very sexy.

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    somebody should photoshop that ron driving picture onto a riding lawnmower.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    G and J are pretty good, but the rest are not exciting me, John.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    I've gone to gay cruising location and put a blindfold on and sucked anonymous cocks on multiple occasions over the last year. ....... It's kind of amazing I haven't caught more diseases. ....... In fact, cruising in general has kind of been in remission because it's almost always a total failure; everyone is either disgusting or......

    Makes sense.

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    AMY IS COMPLAINING ABOUT A FREE GIFT JOHN GAVE HER OUT OF THE GOODNESS OF HIS HEART
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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