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    ... are you fucking seriously this shit-headed?

    "in your case Randy, the thing you're addicted to is the drug, not the drive." WHEN IS THAT NOT THE FUCKING CASE, ASSHOLE? FOR WHOM IS THAT NOT THE CASE? NAME A FUCKING ADDICT THAT ISN'T TRUE OF.
    That is so not what I said.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    That is so not what I said.
    THEN FUCKING EXPLAIN YOURSELF IN WORDS THAT MAKE SENSE, YOU DIZZY CUNT. Spout some more idiotic shit about a subject you don't understand for FUCK ALL.
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    Be the change you want to see in the Sex Thread.
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    I'm Lebanese.
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    Ugh, just when it couldn't get any grosser.
    Oh shnaps. Popcorn

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    Doug Martsch just looks happy to be somewhere

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    While in college, I got super wasted at a retreat for an events group I was a part of. I blacked out, and when I zoomed back in to consciousness I was in a shower with two quite pretty, naked women. I can't guarantee this post belongs in here, but the guy who bust in that i don't recall seeing suggested that it should belong in here.
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    Be the change you want to see in the Sex Thread.
    Pictures in the bathroom. That's all this thread needs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    While in college, I got super wasted at a retreat for an events group I was a part of. I blacked out, and when I zoomed back in to consciousness I was in a shower with two quite pretty, naked women. I can't guarantee this post belongs in here, but the guy who bust in that i don't recall seeing suggested that it should belong in here.
    This is the perfect place. What happened next?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    While in college, I got super wasted at a retreat for an events group I was a part of. I blacked out, and when I zoomed back in to consciousness I was in a shower with two quite pretty, naked women. I can't guarantee this post belongs in here, but the guy who bust in that i don't recall seeing suggested that it should belong in here.
    Could you explain that last clause a little better?

    So what happened? Just the shower?
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    Jinx. Buy me a coke.

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    I can't tell you for sure. The suggestion I've gotten from everyone involved is that more happened, but all I recall is coming back into consciousness in the arms of one person, with another cradling my waist. The guy who bust in was very vehement that there was a threesome going on, and if so I really wish I remembered it.
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    They were both in committed relationships, so they've stayed coy.
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    That's the borst. The best thing, but the worst memory.

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    Can we get back to xanman posting pictures where he does not realize how repulsed these poor celebrities he's accosted are by him?

    4/17: The Afghan Whigs @ Slim's
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    Oh Jesus Christ can't we talk about Bmack cock for just a fucking second?
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    No.

    Gue, tell us about your first?

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    Not if algunz is going to ruin it with her word play

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    If there is a picture of Xani accosting Bryan's famous cock we'd all love to see it.

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    You wouldn't complain about this thread at all if Gunz would just shut the fuck up--truth?
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Not if algunz is going to ruin it with her word play
    Especially when I suck at it so much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    You wouldn't complain about this thread at all if Gunz would just shut the fuck up--truth?
    it's me. I am keeping this thread alive. It's my current project.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    You wouldn't complain about this thread at all if Gunz would just shut the fuck up--truth?
    You can't take the symbol out if the sex thread.

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    Oh Jesus Christ can't we talk about Bmack cock for just a fucking second?
    Every quarter at UCLA I participated in a finals-week event called Undie Run, which is exactly as it sounds. My last semester, they switched the final destination from the campus fountains to the intramural fields. My roommates, a group of 10 guys/girls and I all wore ties and ran in a group to try and maintain focus. We all drank fairly heavily. While on the intramural fields, we were walking in a straight line when I felt my tie get a strong jerk (I had my majestic handlebar mustache at the time). A cute younger girl pulled me into a group photo and kissed me on the cheek as someone snapped the shot. I told her, "I appreciate it, but I think you made me lose my friends..." She replied, "I'll make it worth your while," and blew me on the field. I thought it would be harder to perform in the midst of over 1,000 people, but nope.
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    And thus, my two ridiculous sex stories.
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    it's me. I am keeping this thread alive. It's my current project.

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    Beautiful.

    B getting a BJ on the ball field.

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    And thus, my two ridiculous sex stories.
    that's it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    I told her, "I appreciate it, but I think you made me lose my friends..." She replied, "I'll make it worth your while," and blew me on the field. I thought it would be harder to perform in the midst of over 1,000 people, but nope.
    *high five*

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    Jesus Christ. You ever been tested for Asperger's, Gunz? Seriously. Know when you're not welcome, wanted, or useful. This is turning into a young Brokendoll.
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