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    I've listened to R. Kelly more than a few times during sex.
    Try some Barry White.
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    Pink Floyd - Echoes

    This song has such a good rhythm to it throughout the whole song. Not to mention it's like 24 minutes long.
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    Vinylsex doesn't work.

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    The entire act in 24 mins. Wow.
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    I don't have music on every time I have sex. Probably not even half the time. But some times it's appropriate, some times it's nice, some times it's polite if there are other people in the house, etc. And my question was kind of specifically pertaining to sex with someone you don't really know well enough to judge their music taste or what sex will be like with them. What you think is safe, inoffensive all purpose sex music.

    There's a lot of music I want to listen to while fucking because it's just so sleazy (TKK, Soft Cell, Parliament, etc), but I always feel kind of cheesy being so obvious.

    One time I was having sex with my boyfriendnotboyfriend while he was visiting me and I had a playlist on Winamp of like Portishead or something, and when it started over from the beginning, I had forgotten I had "Real Talk" queued up. We both stopped and laughed hysterically.
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    I don't think I've ever had sex to music. Not that I can remember anyway.
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    "Stop the violence"
    Stop the violence,
    So you won’t have to hop over them fences every time you hear sirens
    So the media doesn’t have to follow you to the courthouse while playing sad sounding violins
    So your mama doesn’t have to explain to her friends what happened to you followed by awkward silence………………
    Stop the violence, get an education, practice safe sex, and stay in school
    You don’t have to survive a beat down and go on in and commit a murder fool !
    You could have a lot of money and not give a care about who thinks you’re cool
    You could have a job and an apartment without having to ask:
    “Hey buddy got a quarter?” and “Aw come on dude !”
    Just imagine!
    You could be surrounded by good people without getting your ass kicked like :“Wha happen?”
    Stop the violence
    get an education. practice safe sex ,and say no to drugs all while doing the Heisman
    Enjoy the good life don’t get involved with all of the crap all the nonsense and all the lies man!
    Just say no to drugs don’t sniff snort or even inject
    because if you do
    you’ll be swearing you’ll cool
    getting involved in bestiality, bisexuality, and even under aged sex
    You’d better listen up smarten up and stop the damn violence
    I’m sick of being surrounded by these same cameras and sirens
    Flying bullets rocks darts chairs knives cars and some old irons
    Weights tables shoes pipes and a couple of my own frying pans
    Helicopters liars crack heads bums vials and aluminum cans
    Yeah you think you’re cool you did time it’s been 9 years since
    You don’t want to be doing 16 years 25 or even a life sentence
    You bastards have been in and out of jail and been wild since
    You’re blind and can’t see like dancing next to ultraviolet lens
    You’re so proud that you gangbang and have been dying since

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    I thought this was a thread about sex, not just another one about music.

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    Make it right.
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    Sex is his tongue. Or something. * mesmerized*
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    I'd like to nominate SBTRKT as perfect boning music
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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    I missed all the fun in the confessions thread, but for those that have found 69 unenjoyable or go to the easy side default may I make a suggestion. Use a sofa, and the one on the bottom lies on their back and hangs their head and shoulders off the edge (the blood rush to the head makes for an intense orgasm), while the one on top depending on the height of the sofa and the person can be on their knees or standing and can use the back of the sofa to hold on to. This can also very nicely incorporate toys for the one on bottom with no help needed from your partner because of the back of the sofa against your crotch and leg positioning has endless possibilities. Sorry if it's confusing. I wish I had MS Paint skills.
    Like this (sort of)?


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    Quote Originally Posted by ballroomdancer22 View Post
    I'd like to nominate SBTRKT as perfect boning music
    +10
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    Ahahahaaha I just noticed this thread. Someone is horny. Well, put me down too.
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    sometimes i feel like i don't have a partner

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    Passionate relationship love making or scandalous one time fuck fest?...i think this is appropriate background ambient sounds for both occasions
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    daxton sighting. triple *rawr*.

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    Quote Originally Posted by daxton View Post
    Ahahahaaha I just noticed this thread. Someone is horny. Well, put me down too.
    Hah yes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    On a more serious note. What kind of music do you consider appropriate for sex with someone you don't really know? Obviously, no music is always an option, but let's say you have roommates and you just want something on.

    I seem to tend to go with reggae, old soul, Afrobeat, maybe some mild mannered downtempo electronic stuff. I figure that kind of stuff adds to the mood without being so invasive or divisive that all the other person can think about is just wanting it to be shut the fuck off.
    Reggae? That's grounds for blue balls in my book.

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    I'm extra frisky, perhaps its because i'm watching 'Swingers' and feel like i should be after all the babies.
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    I usually always have music in the background when I have sex. I have to say that the best song to have sex to hands down has got to be L.A. Woman by the Doors.
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    (regrettable things with too young guy)
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    No one ever wants to have sex with me while listening to FSOL's Lifeforms. It really bums me out.
    my favorite sex record! wanna fuck real quick?

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    I only listen to live albums while fucking. That way every couple minutes I feel like the crowd is cheering on my sexy time moves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jazzz View Post
    my favorite sex record! wanna fuck real quick?
    jazzzzzzzzz, my original post referenced you but then I just felt like I was being creepy. Figured it had to be one of your favorites for this purpose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by daxton View Post
    Reggae? That's grounds for blue balls in my book.
    Good reggae. Not like "No Woman No Cry."

    Also movies/TV in the background during sex is absolutely unacceptable. There's all these amateur porn videos online where there's like Family Guy on in the background. Who the fuck can maintain a boner through that?
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    Seriously? Who hasn't done it tons of times?

    I can tell you the exact scenario: inviting someone you're not yet fucking over to watch a movie and then moving closer and getting progressively more handsy until you're naked and humping away on the couch.

    It's also always something weird too, because you don't like, invite the person over and then put on porn because that's too obvious.

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    Maybe this is more of a confession, but I used to let my ex bend me over the coffee table and bone me while he watched sports. I don't have many nice things to say about him, but to his credit he was a pretty good fuck even when his attention was elsewhere.

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    pics?
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    Quote Originally Posted by chiapet View Post
    Seriously? Who hasn't done it tons of times?

    I can tell you the exact scenario: inviting someone you're not yet fucking over to watch a movie and then moving closer and getting progressively more handsy until you're naked and humping away on the couch.

    It's also always something weird too, because you don't like, invite the person over and then put on porn because that's too obvious.
    Yeah, I guess, but it takes 2 seconds to shut something off or at least mute it. It happens though. I still it says it's absolutely unacceptable if you're making amateur porn.
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