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    Have you ever had someone get upset because you won't do something with them that you did with someone else before?

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    Quote Originally Posted by clleadz View Post
    Have you ever had someone get upset because you won't do something with them that you did with someone else before?
    Not me, but I have generally been more open/experienced than my partners.

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    Quote Originally Posted by downingthief View Post
    Also, my personal view is that if you NEED to get drunk/stoned/high to do something...maybe you shouldn't be doing it. Another thing entirely to do substances that can enhance something you already enjoy.
    True, although I have found out that there are a lot of things I do enjoy that I wouldn't have known had it not been for weed and/or coke. Those things have become common practice now, but had it not been for drugs I wouldn't have known I was a fan.
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    Too pretty to give head? What the ever loving fuck?

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    Perhaps it's code for enjoying rough anal play

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    Haha, yep. I finally talked one girl into trying it though. I told her to get stoned and when the cotton mouth kicked in that sucking cock was the best cure. She tried it and has since been converted to an official cocksucker.
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    I've met girls that thought they were too pretty suck dicks. They just need a good negging to bring their self esteem low enough to realize how ugly they are on the inside and that they should know that they need to work really hard to get the attention of men
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    Blowjobs are the best when your pubes are moist with tears
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Blowjobs are the best when your pubes are moist with tears
    hahahahahahahahaha, fucking finally something worthwhile in this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Blowjobs are the best when your pubes are moist with tears
    This reminded me of the Bloodhound Gang's classic, heartfelt lyric - "the lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Blowjobs are the best when your pubes are moist with tears
    Hers or yours?

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    Jesus fucking Christ, algunz.

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    It's not a joke to gunz.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Any multiple is fine, but when you get more than three then groups or pairs tend to partner up.
    Then it's a ho down

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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    Haha, yep. I finally talked one girl into trying it though. I told her to get stoned and when the cotton mouth kicked in that sucking cock was the best cure. She tried it and has since been converted to an official cocksucker.
    Atta girl, Audra!

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    hahahahahahahahaha, fucking finally something worthwhile in this thread.
    ... if you really think this is the most worthwhile thing out of the wonderful mess I've created in the last five pages, I don't know what to make of you anymore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by downingthief View Post
    What about foursomes?
    Sorry, I didn't really answer your question properly, did I?

    No, we are 100% monogamous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HotHamWater View Post
    Jesus fucking Christ, algunz.
    Some people are so touchy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    It's not a joke to gunz.
    Nothing in this thread is a joke to me.

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    Guedi and Tommy doth protest quite a bit. I can imagine her reason for wanting this thread to die out, but what's up his ass?

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    Are you implying that Tommy is gay?

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    It's just a little odd to be such a delicate flower.
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    The same small cast of characters recounting the same fucking boring sex stories they've recounted numerous times in every other Miscellaneous thread, topped off with a small dash about Amy only liking to suck petite sized penis.

    8/16: Anthony Naples, Maxmillion Dunbar @ f8
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    It's spring. We are twitterpating.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    The same small cast of characters recounting the same fucking boring sex stories they've recounted numerous times in every other Miscellaneous thread, topped off with a small dash about Amy only liking to suck petite sized penis.
    There was also Gender Studies 205: Human Sexuality and Identity.
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    The same small cast of characters recounting the same fucking boring sex stories they've recounted numerous times in every other Miscellaneous thread, topped off with a small dash about Amy only liking to suck petite sized penis.
    I don't think that's why you want this thread to drop.
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    Ouch.

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    Someone obviously doesn't lick taints.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Ouch.
    Not really.

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    I would imagine he's not into that. Poor girl.

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