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    Yep. Every man with an athletic body/build is only attracted to a woman equal to his physique. Every. Single. One.

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    I would feel like he'd have to be.
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    Hahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    I would feel like he'd have to be.
    And are fat guys only attracted to fat women? Just how far does the correspondence go, amy?
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    Ok, for a while I thought this, then I thought, well maybe I'm wrong and it's not really like that, and then this guy confirmed it for me, and I felt really bad about myself for a couple days.
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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Ok, for a while I thought this, then I thought, well maybe I'm wrong and it's not really like that, and then this guy confirmed it for me, and I felt really bad about myself for a couple days.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    And are fat guys only attracted to fat women? Just how far does the correspondence go, amy?
    Not at all
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    I'm not necessarily saying they are attracted to that body type, but that may be what they feel they deserve.
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    Should I just start my own "disgusting questions" thread, or...?
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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Should I just start my own "disgusting questions" thread, or...?
    Yes
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    would read... maybe?
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    You guys are mean. Sexy people are not meant to be smart.
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    I've come across fat porn before. Maybe if someone is used to only boning fat women then they prefer to watch that kind of porn which they can relate.

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    I'm used to fat chicks, I just don't prefer it
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    Came here hoping for sex advice from Getbetter. You know, things like, "Always practice safe sex and when you have sex."

    I am disappointed.

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    Be the change you want to see.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Amy, come tell us about your sexual adventure, and we'll tell you whether it was bizarre or not.

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    Unless it's scat or beastly shit, not too much can get me uneasy
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    Kanye talks about it in his latest album.
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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Amy, come tell us about your sexual adventure, and we'll tell you whether it was bizarre or not.
    Shut up
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    So what, your bf thinks of you as a puppet. Boring
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    I don't think we'll be hearing from him again. R.I.P

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Kanye talks about it in his latest album.
    amy got fisted
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    I think its deeper than that.

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    footed?

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    I really love how Amy is going through this post divorce sexual renaissance. It's good it's good trajectory

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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    I think its deeper than that.
    Hey-O!!!

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    Amy fisted her boyfriend. She said it didn't hurt her and it was bizarre. Elbow deep in the borderline.
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    Bryan is a winnah!
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Fisted him or her
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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Bryan is a winnah!
    So how was it? Fisting is kind of fascinating in that the body can adapt to that sort of stretching. Did he enjoy it? Did you?
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    Excuse me while I spend the next 20 minutes trying to forget this before bed.

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