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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    Also: is there a radar wherein past booty calls find out you've been busy? Because now some guy is whining at me about his hurt feelers and never hanging out and blah blah blah. Is it just the end of summer? Does it make everyone go bananiels?
    My thought is that he hasn't been doing as well as he thought he could and now he is just trying to get what he thinks is a sure thing to scratch his itch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    Also: is there a radar wherein past booty calls find out you've been busy? Because now some guy is whining at me about his hurt feelers and never hanging out and blah blah blah. Is it just the end of summer? Does it make everyone go bananiels?
    It's all you. You make 'em go bananiels.

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    Pretty sure that is not the case; pretty sure people are just banandles to begin with. THIS IS WHY I DON'T HANG OUT WITH PEOPLE.
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    Taking off a watch is perfectly acceptable. There's not much that's very sex about having metal clasps scraping across your skin mid-grope, as a mild example. Also, there are juices to consider.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    Taking off a watch is perfectly acceptable. There's not much that's very sex about having metal clasps scraping across your skin mid-grope, as a mild example. Also, there are juices to consider.
    Don't forget the risk of having a pubic hair getting trapped between the stretchy metal wristband's teeth. Can't even imagine the embarrassment of someone coming up to ask the time, and there you are trying to brush aside the curl just to see if the big hand is on the 1 or the 3.

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    Ouch.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Patrick, do you recall the time I meshed our images together and the result ended up going beyond the message board's perimeters? (It was like your 15 minutes of fame.) I just happened to notice our avatars, and combined, I think they'd make a great ad for some illicit S &M Shark Week/ Pony Play product. Just an idea...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    Don't forget the risk of having a pubic hair getting trapped between the stretchy metal wristband's teeth. Can't even imagine the embarrassment of someone coming up to ask the time, and there you are trying to brush aside the curl just to see if the big hand is on the 1 or the 3.
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    Ouch.
    Well, yeah... That,and the fact that having to spread your legs and look down that far while out in public... The horrors!

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    If I were to cross the line in moral conduct, you guys would tell me, right?

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    Nope.

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    I would have sex with you if you weren't married.

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    I love to pick up a women and trowing her up against the wall then the bed. I never have understood out why a woman liked to be dominated. So be it .. cr****
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    Quote Originally Posted by VigoTheCarpathian View Post
    I would have sex with you if you weren't married.
    How bout me?
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    Whoever picked up Ron's account after the accident is doing an excellent troll job
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    Naw it's me. I live and die for the gals. I guess they have been my life since a long time. cr****
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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    How bout me?
    I'm sure you're adequate in the boobie arena but the major obstacle would be YOUR DICK.

    Bev on the other hand only has a penis in a strictly technical medical sense.

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    Pretty much all the guys I've been with have bigger boobs than I do.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    But you are as cute as a button so it really doesn't matter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Pretty much all the guys I've been with have bigger boobs than I do.
    Ok that's pretty funny.. What I was saying...Beach house $350 a day yikes but I went in pretending I didn't know my love, tied her up her and then I couldn't rip the t open., we both laughed, and it went from here ... Good memories .. cr****
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    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I love to pick up a women and trowing her up against the wall then the bed. I never have understood out why a woman liked to be dominated. So be it .. cr****
    Did it ever occur to you that asking them just prior to lobbing them up next to your Woodstock poster might get you answers you'd understand?

    Quote Originally Posted by VigoTheCarpathian View Post
    I'm sure you're adequate in the boobie arena but the major obstacle would be YOUR DICK.

    Bev on the other hand only has a penis in a strictly technical medical sense.
    Christ, you make me sound like a Transformer.

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    Truth of the matter is, every damn time the beat drops, I fistpump, and get an erection...

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    This morning I was listening to KROQ (Yes, I do. Get past it.) and they were chatting about people who had discovered their parent's sex tapes. It made me think back and tally possible evidence of my exploits. I was able to account for most of it and know with almost complete confidence that it couldn't be discovered without my permission except for one thing. It's buried in hours of random footage - Uber hours of Hi-8 tape. Where do I go to even try to search through this stuff? There's plenty of other stuff I'd love to find in the process, but I fear that moment of handing off tapes for somebody to go through and knowing they'll eventually stumble across that. Would it be better for it to be a stranger or somebody I know?

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    I'm sure there are a few dozen people here who would volunteer to watch hours of your boring home movies on 8mm video for the chance of also seeing you in a sex tape.
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    To you guys I say Wat?????????? Off to ?????? ....... cr****
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    It's hard to argue with that.

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    Honestly, despite popular opinion, that was not the answer I was looking for.

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    Haha

    Just go here.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    To you guys I say Wat?????????? Off to ?????? ....... cr****
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    It's hard to argue with that.

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    I would assume I'd have to pay a lot more to have somebody else transfer it than $200 for me to do it myself?

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    I would assume I'd have to pay a lot more to have somebody else transfer it than $200 for me to do it myself?
    Fuck, give them to me.

    Hereís the deal: if a tape gets me off, Iíll transfer it to DVD for free. If it doesnít, Iíll charge you a number 1 at in n out (with an extra patty) with a diet coke.

    You decide.
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    That's a lot of footage that may not spark your interest. I really am in search of snippets of Izzy, as a baby, and she and I having long and fascinating conversation.

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    You had a long and fascinating conversation with your daughter while you were having sex?
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    Too kinky for me.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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