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    I fear for them.

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    That's a fucking weird post, Vigo.
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    Dirty ass Vigo
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    Dirty asses are never good.

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    To you guys I say Wat?????????? Off to ?????? ....... cr****
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    “Men who reported that their partner stimulated their penis orally in order for him to get an erection reported a significantly longer penile length than men who reported using only fantasy,”

    Duh!

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    Sounds like someone is using semantics to get what they want.
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    Oh my god everyone shut up with the penis size

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    Focusing on simulation...
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    This gentleman has been arrested for fucking an inflatable pool toy...again.

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    And to think--he got arrested, I got applause.
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    It's because he's ugly, right?

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    Pretty much.
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    The leading cause of sex with pool toys is sexy pool toys.
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    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Is it illegal to have sex with an inflatable toy? I mean I know its illegal to be naked and having sex with an inflatable toy in front of children, but the article states that he was apprehended "for having sexual relations with a rubber pool float" So is having sex with inflatable toys actually illegal?

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    Sloppy writing. the article, not you.
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    Moan. moan

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    Me: "Wait, you took your watch off? Did you think you were going to lose it in my vagina?"
    Him: "Fuck off. Talk to you soon."
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    Was he heading in or on his way out?

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    The past tense would tend to indicate the encounter had concluded.
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    Not very classy. What's up with this?

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    Since when is there some obligation to be classy?
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    No obligation whatsoever. Whats up with this guy? "Fuck off" after business is well below you.

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    on this board? always. Watch off, socks on. Never feel like I should waste time with taking them off/putting on again. An unnecessary time consuming process.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VigoTheCarpathian View Post
    No obligation whatsoever. Whats up with this guy? "Fuck off" after business is well below you.
    Frankly I am always surprised when someone is willing to have sex with me.
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    You are a very attractive young women. Nothing wrong with a booty call though. But you are very pretty.

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    Also: is there a radar wherein past booty calls find out you've been busy? Because now some guy is whining at me about his hurt feelers and never hanging out and blah blah blah. Is it just the end of summer? Does it make everyone go bananiels?
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