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    And thanks to this thread I did just verify that the lube I already bought for this purpose is compatible with latex condoms (it is)
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    Throw that lube away and buy this stuff instead.

    DUDE. JUST LISTEN TO ME. I PROMISE YOU YOU WILL THANK ME.

    Pjur (Eros is usually how it's referred to actually, long story involving a company split) poses absolutely no threat to condoms. Most lubricated condoms use the same silicones that are in it.
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    Patrick, you're gay--you HAVE to know about that brand. right?
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    Randy is correct in terms of quality.
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    I'm gay but I'm also poor. I just get the cheap shit at the grocery store that becomes sticky and awful after about 30 seconds.
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Silicon lubricants are superior because they do not dry out the same way water-based lubricants do.

    However, you have to be careful if you're using silicon lubricants with silicon toys. That's bad news.


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    Apparently Corinna wrote the same exact thing on the last page and I was just too lazy to click back and check before posting. And now I'm too lazy to delete this shit. So whatever. Consider this an official affirmation of what was previously said.

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    I hope you're taking notes, Icey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neighborhood Creep View Post
    I lost mine to a slut but after fucking my mattress for all those years I ended up being A-OK at it
    I lost mine to a slut too dude. Best decision ever. No worries on my part, got it over easy, and it was actually good.

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    I lost mine at a brothel in Moscow. I was 19. I didn't want to do it because I was afraid of disease but then the dudes who were showing us Moscow started asking "how come this guy won't fuck the bliats, what kind of maroshney is he" and so I bit the bullet. Best thing I ever did because when I came back to L.A. this shy boy went on a sex spree.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ods.. View Post
    I lost mine to a slut too dude. Best decision ever. No worries on my part, got it over easy, and it was actually good.
    This chick was a good friend of mine and had a thing for me for a while too. I was 17, scared to get my little pecker wet but once it was over and done with I kicked myself for not handling business when I had opportunities at 15 and up.
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    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    Age is a funny thing. I was so upset to be 19 and a virgin but looking back at it 19 seems so young. 23 seems so young.

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    It seems young, but not to lose your V. When I see 15 year olds drunk or high I get pissed, although I was that same 15 year old 13 years ago.

    Edit: no clue where I am going with this haha
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    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    Not saying that it is. Just like 23 isn't too young to get married.

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    What are you two near-virgins talking about?
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    Go stick your thumb in your ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VigoTheCarpathian View Post
    Not saying that it is. Just like 23 isn't too young to get married.



    It's not.

    Living proof.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    What are you two near-virgins talking about?
    Reminiscing over that first penetration.

    When do you decide to post with TLGM and then switch over to the other asshole? I'm a fan of you both, but why not just stick to one?
    Quote Originally Posted by theklein25 View Post
    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    Good for you. One of my best friends tied the knot at 22. I thought it was crazy at the time but now he's got four kids and sipping scotch. It's really not a bad idea to get this stuff done when you're young... granted that you're mature enough and have the right partner.

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    And dating does get harder the older you get. Less free time. The older you the the more essentric, anal, picky you get.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VigoTheCarpathian View Post
    Good for you. One of my best friends tied the knot at 22. I thought it was crazy at the time but now he's got four kids and sipping scotch. It's really not a bad idea to get this stuff done when you're young... granted that you're mature enough and have the right partner.
    this is the whole joint.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neighborhood Creep View Post
    Reminiscing over that first penetration.

    When do you decide to post with TLGM and then switch over to the other asshole? I'm a fan of you both, but why not just stick to one?
    RSW is what I'm logged in with on my phone. There's a glitch in the browser form of the Mobile layout that I found where you can't escape it for that username. So I'm leaving RSW logged in as that but since I can't use that account on my browser anymore (it displays in Mobile form, don't ask me to explain how it happened because it's boring). So I use TLGM from my comp. In theory I could log in on my phone as TLGM and it shouldn't affect TLGM in browser, but I don't want to chance it now that I don't have any backup account.
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    Can Monklish be resurrected?
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    To you guys I say Wat?????????? Off to ?????? ....... cr****
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    Dammit, now we're getting further into the boringness of the story:

    I reported the bug to GV, the dev team gave me some instructions that I'd already attempted, they weren't quite understanding how it had happened, so I used Monklish to screenshot each step of the process that had got me there--which then trapped Monklish in the same setting as RSW. So TLGM is the only account left with the normal view because of some weird shit I did for no good reason.
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    I rather you post under RSW so I don't have to see that ugly mug you're currently posting with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    What are you two near-virgins talking about?
    From what I can gather, how they lament having the opportunity to legally bang underage girls.
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    From what I can gather, how they lament having the opportunity to legally bang underage girls.
    I missed out. When you're underage yourself, it's fair game. Why the hell not?
    Quote Originally Posted by theklein25 View Post
    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    Never never. My friend just got got back from Macau and Thialand. Holy shit what he told me.

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    He went to a sex show where an obese women was shooting frogs out of her cooch.

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    Eels too.

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