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    Default The Sex thread

    Anything sexually related goes here that way we consolidated and makes other threads stay on topic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WhyTheLongFace View Post
    Still pretty serious about this.

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    Default Re: The Sex thread

    Well said.

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    getbetter, are you ever going to accept my words with friends game?
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Favorite sex position? Go!
    I would never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ballroomdancer22 View Post
    Favorite sex position? Go!
    reverse facebook



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    If moles had subways, molestation wouldn't be one of the creepiest words there is ....
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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    getbetter, are you ever going to accept my words with friends game?
    I know this probably wasn't your intention, but this was the funniest thing I've read all day.

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    Default Re: The Sex thread

    I wish I could rename this thread "The NSFW thread".
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    Quote Originally Posted by WhyTheLongFace View Post
    Still pretty serious about this.

    Perfume Genius @ The Independent 10/21/14
    Moodymann @ PW 10/25/14
    Death From Above 1979 @ The Independent 11/17/14
    The Drive by Truckers, Sturgill Simpson @ The Fillmore 11/20/14
    Caribou @The Fillmore 03/01/14


    Last.fm





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    Missionary and side.
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    Doggy!
    I would never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member...

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    the one where I just lay there.

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    Default Re: The Sex thread

    Depends on the objective... we talking getting off, or just enjoying ones self?

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    *please say amyzzzs is doggie*

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    Only if he has a little cock, Jdawg.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grandma View Post
    Although ALIEN looks very well done, I feel they spent too much time on him and neglected proper definition on PREDATOR.

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    I can't even imagine what your browsers history is like.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marooko View Post
    I can't even imagine what your browsers history is like.
    totally LOL'd
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    I feel dirty opening this thread, I'm going back to Confessions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    I feel dirty opening this thread, I'm going back to Confessions.
    I have no doubt that the confessions thread will be worse than this one turns out.

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    excellent thread! oh man, I have some stories...
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    5318008
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    OK......NOW (snicker snicker) turn your monitor upside down
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    Quote Originally Posted by HandBanana View Post
    OK......NOW (snicker snicker) turn your monitor upside down
    This is extra fun when you're using an iPhone.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    To you guys I say Wat?????????? Off to ?????? ....... cr****
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    It's hard to argue with that.

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    1991 in the house.

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    Any sex position where I am not found dead, chained to my bed wearing a leather mask asphyxiate on a dildoe in my mouth next to my killer bear

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...h-sex-toy.html

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    hanging by neck from a rafter with a orange wedge in my mouth.

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    Any where my hands are tightly wrapped around her throat
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    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neighborhood Creep View Post
    Any where my hands are tightly wrapped around her throat
    I'm seeing a completely different side of the mild mannered Sup kid I met last month!
    and the fact that you've got replica written down the side of your guns, and the fact that I've got desert eagle point five o written down the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence...

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    Quote Originally Posted by vdubshani View Post
    I'm seeing a completely different side of the mild mannered Sup kid I met last month!
    Was jk'ing about this
    Quote Originally Posted by theklein25 View Post
    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    Sex is about anticipation.

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