View Poll Results: GIRLS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

Voters
48. You may not vote on this poll
  • 0-3 (someone told you that you did)

    2 4.17%
  • 4-6

    7 14.58%
  • 7-9

    6 12.50%
  • 10-11

    10 20.83%
  • 12-13

    8 16.67%
  • 14-15

    3 6.25%
  • 16+

    3 6.25%
  • never

    9 18.75%
Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 30 of 46

Thread: GIRLS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

  1. #1
    Coachella Junkie chairmenmeow47's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    aquabania
    Posts
    17,690

    Question GIRLS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    this is in reference to the mad men thread discussion; starting with this post.

    i'm just curious. it seems like young female masturbation is much more shocking than young male masturbation. i'm going to make a thread for the guys too.

    when did you first start masturbating? this means touching yourself, even if you did not know why or what
    Last edited by chairmenmeow47; 05-03-2012 at 08:18 AM.
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

  2. #2
    Coachella Junkie chairmenmeow47's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    aquabania
    Posts
    17,690

    Default Re: GIRLS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    i tested with never to see if the poll results would show names, and it doesn't appear to be.
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

  3. #3
    Coachella Junkie locachica73's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    Phoenix
    Posts
    13,854

    Default Re: GIRLS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    edit... it wasn't a poll when I first started. I thought it was just a question. Ignore my rants.
    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    I have snuck in weapons before
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    A butt plug is not a weapon.

  4. #4
    old school Robin's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Posts
    3,170

    Default Re: GIRLS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    Masturbating to get off, or just touching oneself?

  5. #5
    Coachella Junkie chairmenmeow47's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    aquabania
    Posts
    17,690

    Default Re: GIRLS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    good question, just touching oneself. i didn't realize you could get off doing that until, well, i did.
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

  6. #6
    Coachella Junkie locachica73's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    Phoenix
    Posts
    13,854

    Default Re: GIRLS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    Would you consider humping a stuffed animal/pillow for enjoyment a form of masturbation?
    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    I have snuck in weapons before
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    A butt plug is not a weapon.

  7. #7
    Coachella Junkie chairmenmeow47's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    aquabania
    Posts
    17,690

    Default Re: GIRLS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    yes
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

  8. #8
    Coachella Junkie locachica73's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    Phoenix
    Posts
    13,854

    Default Re: GIRLS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    Then I should change my answer.
    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    I have snuck in weapons before
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    A butt plug is not a weapon.

  9. #9
    old school Robin's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Posts
    3,170

    Default Re: GIRLS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    Don't girls usually "explore" themselves around the age of 2?

  10. #10
    zeezus amyzzz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    Arizzzona
    Posts
    41,091

    Default Re: GIRLS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    Damnit I'm behind on Mad Men. Are you throwing spoilers out into other threads now?
    Quote Originally Posted by concertgoer View Post
    You better stop because he can shut down this message board with one call.

  11. #11
    Coachella Junkie Drinkey McDrinkerstein's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Location
    DTLA, CA
    Posts
    21,744

    Default Re: GIRLS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    How behind are you? This relates to something that happened in a previous season as well.
    last.fm
    12/4/14 - Angel Olsen @ El Rey // 12/10/14 - Tune-Yards/Cibo Matto @ Wiltern

  12. #12
    zeezus amyzzz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    Arizzzona
    Posts
    41,091

    Default Re: GIRLS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    That's why I was asking. I was wondering if there was more masturbating.
    Quote Originally Posted by concertgoer View Post
    You better stop because he can shut down this message board with one call.

  13. #13
    Coachella Junkie Miroir Noir's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2009
    Location
    Zip City
    Posts
    7,558

    Default Re: GIRLS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    There have been more handjobs and blowjobs than masturbation this season.
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    To you guys I say Wat?????????? Off to ?????? ....... cr****
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    It's hard to argue with that.

  14. #14
    zeezus amyzzz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    Arizzzona
    Posts
    41,091

    Default Re: GIRLS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    I voted for the first time I remember doing it, even though at the time I didn't know what I was doing. I didn't regularly do it until much MUCH later. I think I was 18 or 20 actually.
    Quote Originally Posted by concertgoer View Post
    You better stop because he can shut down this message board with one call.

  15. #15
    Coachella Junkie algunz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Rustin' in Tustin
    Posts
    21,647

    Default Re: GIRLS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    I put 7-9 because I might have touched my body prior, but I didn't discover the pleasure element until I was in 1st grade.

    But, I didn't learn how to make myself come until I was 18.

  16. #16
    zeezus amyzzz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    Arizzzona
    Posts
    41,091

    Default Re: GIRLS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    I put 7-9 because I might have touched my body prior, but I didn't discover the pleasure element until I was in 1st grade.

    But, I didn't learn how to make myself come until I was 18.
    Yeah, me too. The last part.
    Quote Originally Posted by concertgoer View Post
    You better stop because he can shut down this message board with one call.

  17. #17
    Daft Punky Junkie BROKENDOLL's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Posts
    15,668

    Default Re: GIRLS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    Pffft, I learned to masturbate and ride a bike at the same time.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

  18. #18
    Member ENluv12's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Location
    A whales vagina
    Posts
    2,176

    Default Re: GIRLS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    ^ skillz
    Quote Originally Posted by involvelemons View Post
    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

  19. #19
    Coachella Junkie Mugwog's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    Los Angeles
    Posts
    6,666

    Default Re: GIRLS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    Nice.

  20. #20
    Daft Punky Junkie BROKENDOLL's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Posts
    15,668

    Default Re: GIRLS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    Actually, it wasn't so much skills...I just know that no matter how many times I fell off my bike learning to ride, the incentive to get right back on was always there! -
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

  21. #21
    Coachella Junkie algunz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Rustin' in Tustin
    Posts
    21,647

    Default Re: GIRLS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    How the hell are you riding your bike?

  22. #22
    Member ENluv12's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Location
    A whales vagina
    Posts
    2,176

    Default Re: GIRLS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    OH, like me and horse back riding.
    Quote Originally Posted by involvelemons View Post
    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

  23. #23
    old school Robin's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Posts
    3,170

    Default Re: GIRLS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    She probably had her seat pointed up.

  24. #24
    zeezus amyzzz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    Arizzzona
    Posts
    41,091

    Default Re: GIRLS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    Were you riding a motorcycle?
    Quote Originally Posted by concertgoer View Post
    You better stop because he can shut down this message board with one call.

  25. #25
    Coachella Junkie algunz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Rustin' in Tustin
    Posts
    21,647

    Default Re: GIRLS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    Alright, who voted never? I think we need to have an intervention.

  26. #26
    Member ENluv12's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Location
    A whales vagina
    Posts
    2,176

    Default Re: GIRLS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    i tested with never to see if the poll results would show names, and it doesn't appear to be.
    ^^^
    Quote Originally Posted by involvelemons View Post
    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

  27. #27

    Default Re: GIRLS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    what's the over/under on how long it will take before this thread turns into plans for a passion party?

    I'm in!
    last.fm | facebook | twitter | tumblr
    2006 2007 2008 2009 2010 2011
    2012 2013 2014
    8/5 Arcade Fire (Sleep Train Amphitheater) 10/3-5 Austin City Limits

  28. #28
    Coachella Junkie Neighborhood Creep's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    Duluth Minnesota
    Posts
    8,682

    Default Re: GIRLS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Alright, who voted never? I think we need to have an intervention.
    Post #2
    Quote Originally Posted by theklein25 View Post
    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

  29. #29
    Daft Punky Junkie BROKENDOLL's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Posts
    15,668

    Default Re: GIRLS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    How the hell are you riding your bike?
    I don't know, Algunz... I'd just peddled until I puddled. Nothing fancy or hard.

    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    She probably had her seat pointed up.
    Seat? Who said anything about a seat? JK Actually, I had a banana seat on my first bike, so I doubt that. lol

    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Were you riding a motorcycle?
    Not then... I learned about motorcycles as a teen... LOVE MOTORCYCLES
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

  30. #30
    old school Robin's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Posts
    3,170

    Default Re: GIRLS ONLY: how early did you start masturbating?

    edit: picture got disabled
    Last edited by Robin; 05-04-2012 at 10:16 AM.

Similar Threads

  1. When does the early stuff start thursday?
    By rblackz in forum Questions
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: 02-13-2012, 09:22 AM
  2. Is it too early to start thinking about Coachella 2011?
    By weezy f baby in forum Questions
    Replies: 30
    Last Post: 11-22-2010, 11:23 PM
  3. Lets Start This Real Early!! DAFT PUNK 2012!!!
    By goldfromla in forum Rumors/Gossip/Wish List
    Replies: 8
    Last Post: 06-07-2009, 10:33 AM
  4. 3 girls need a ride on wednesday or early thursday from LA
    By thatswhatshesaid in forum Carpools
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 04-12-2009, 04:41 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •