View Poll Results: Men: what's your status and how do you feel about it?

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  • I'm cut. Works for me.

    111 66.87%
  • I'm cut and I miss my foreskin. Fuck you Mom and Dad!

    6 3.61%
  • Uncut and loving it.

    40 24.10%
  • Uncut and hate my foreskin, but it's too late now. Fuck you Mom and Dad!

    6 3.61%
  • I am now a post-op female as the result of a botched circumcision.

    3 1.81%
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Thread: Circumcision: Cut or Uncut - The "I Have a Penis" Edition

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    Default Re: Circumcision: Cut or Uncut - The "I Have a Penis" Edition

    This can turn into such a heated debate debate. If I were to have a kid he'd definitely get cut. It's just more attractive, easier to keep clean and the majority of dudes in this country have it cut. Leaving the "cruel butchery" v. "tradition" debate behind, what really rubs my shaft the wrong way is when the uncut crowd start telling us how much better sex feels uncut. I understand that the foreskin has nerve endings in it, but how would you know that it felt better? Did you get cut and then get it surgically reattached to do a compare and contrast experiment? Please.

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    Default Re: Circumcision: Cut or Uncut - The "I Have a Penis" Edition

    Uncut here BBs. #CoachellaBoardMinority
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    Default Re: Circumcision: Cut or Uncut - The "I Have a Penis" Edition

    Same, and loving it
    I would never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member...

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    Default Re: Circumcision: Cut or Uncut - The "I Have a Penis" Edition

    How long before we start posting pics?
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    Default Re: Circumcision: Cut or Uncut - The "I Have a Penis" Edition

    i was circumcised when i was 12. good times.

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    Default Re: Circumcision: Cut or Uncut - The "I Have a Penis" Edition

    I'm still wondering what that guy from Garden Grove did to get his dick cut off.
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    Default Re: Circumcision: Cut or Uncut - The "I Have a Penis" Edition

    Maybe he was uncut and didn't clean himself.

    I never understood the fear of uncut penii until a couple years ago. I saw one on TV that didn't come out to play when it was excited. I then got an understanding of why some women might be afraid.
    Last edited by marooko; 07-15-2011 at 11:07 AM.

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    Default Re: Circumcision: Cut or Uncut - The "I Have a Penis" Edition

    you guys should see my penis. it's moderately chill

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    Default Re: Circumcision: Cut or Uncut - The "I Have a Penis" Edition

    Quote Originally Posted by HansSolo View Post
    you guys should see my penis. it's moderately chill
    With a board name of HansSolo, I would imagine you'd be pretty fond of it whether it was cut or not...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    My dick listens to Washed Out
    I would never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member...

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    Default Re: Circumcision: Cut or Uncut - The "I Have a Penis" Edition

    So I think a decent conclusion already is that people are pretty fine with whatever they've got. If that's the case, why not just leave the kids with their default config?
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    Default Re: Circumcision: Cut or Uncut - The "I Have a Penis" Edition

    Because sometimes a ***** just wants a blow job from any fine lady.

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    Default Re: Circumcision: Cut or Uncut - The "I Have a Penis" Edition

    hey that's the first time ive seen a post of mine be censored.

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    Default Re: Circumcision: Cut or Uncut - The "I Have a Penis" Edition

    I'm cut, and being that I was an infant went it happened, I have no recollection of it whatsoever, and am not traumatized in any way. if it happened when I was 15, I would probably be pissed.
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    this question seems to be in every messageboard. Pulling for the anteaters to win.
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    Default Re: Circumcision: Cut or Uncut - The "I Have a Penis" Edition

    They never do. I'm uncut and perfectly fine with it. It's still a penis, and it still does all of the things that a penis does.
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    Default Re: Circumcision: Cut or Uncut - The "I Have a Penis" Edition

    Oh hey look dudes talking about their dicks on the internet, what a shock.



    Also PS it's genital mutilation, plain and simple.

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    Im cut and didn't have a choice.....I love my cock and stuff.....but......I hate wondering how it would feel to be "all natural".....I'd rather have a choice.....I wouldn't do it to my kid....I mean SON!
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    This is some serious bullshit that the poll isn't public.
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    Default Re: Circumcision: Cut or Uncut - The "I Have a Penis" Edition

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Fuzz View Post
    I'm cut but probably won't cut my son.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    If I could have a wiener, I would want mine cut and then made into a tiny little foreskin vest and matching fedora.
    nice.

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    When you get a hard-on, can you still blink?
    hehehe!!!
    *in reference to how you can tell if you're circumsized or not.

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    How long before we start posting pics?
    soon, i hope.


    i have a bian opinion since i did a research paper and a persuasive speech on the subject. i am "intact" (vocabulary used in pro-foreskin websites) and would NOT do it to my son. after all the research, the balance was "tipped" towards the intact/natural/complete/uncircumsized side.

    also, i stopped drinking milk after that researcg essay. i was pretty disgusted. but i still love me some burgers - go fig... eh, i'm human, er go, imperfect.
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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    This is some serious bullshit that the poll isn't public.
    I've noticed more people participate when they can't be called out in the polls.

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    Default Re: Circumcision: Cut or Uncut - The "I Have a Penis" Edition

    Yeah, but I want to know all the hairy deets
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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    Yeah, but I want to know all the hairy deets
    "Mommy, what's a deet?"
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    THE GERMANS HAVE BANNED CIRCUMCISION!!

    WORLD WAR III WILL SOON FOLLOW!! EVERY MAN FOR HIS OWN PENIS!!

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    Fucked up.
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    Default Re: Circumcision: Cut or Uncut - The "I Have a Penis" Edition

    Holy shit, I missed this last week. Are the Germans going to ban boob jobs next?

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Holy shit, I missed this last week. Are the Germans going to ban boob jobs next?
    Only for infants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Hey here's an idea. You know those people who are desperately poor, down on their luck, uneducated, abused, and generally ill-equipped for life? Let's make fun of them.

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    Default Re: Circumcision: Cut or Uncut - The "I Have a Penis" Edition

    Quote Originally Posted by RageAgainstTheAoki View Post
    This can turn into such a heated debate debate. If I were to have a kid he'd definitely get cut. It's just more attractive, easier to keep clean and the majority of dudes in this country have it cut. Leaving the "cruel butchery" v. "tradition" debate behind, what really rubs my shaft the wrong way is when the uncut crowd start telling us how much better sex feels uncut. I understand that the foreskin has nerve endings in it, but how would you know that it felt better? Did you get cut and then get it surgically reattached to do a compare and contrast experiment? Please.
    The foreskin has very few nerve endings. It's the extra friction it can provide that makes it better. Especially for an HJ, whenever a girl tries to do that to me when my foreskin is back it just hurts.

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