View Poll Results: Which of these three inanimate objects would you rather copulate with?

Voters
131. You may not vote on this poll
  • Sarah Palin

    85 64.89%
  • Michelle Bachmann

    6 4.58%
  • A jar full of scorpions

    40 30.53%
Page 2 of 2 FirstFirst 12
Results 31 to 44 of 44

Thread: Which would you rather fuck?

  1. #31
    Member Timestretch's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Location
    Phoenix
    Posts
    769

    Default Re: Which would you rather fuck?

    Maybe this will change everyone's mind.

  2. #32
    Coachella Junkie PlayaDelWes's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    The Sprawl
    Posts
    7,355

    Default Re: Which would you rather fuck?

    Quote Originally Posted by dj12inches View Post
    What makes me qualified? I've watched EVERY fucking episode of American Idol, and every single episode of The Voice...Forget that I won departmental music awards when I was in the 8th grade choir.

  3. #33
    Coachella Junkie Drinkey McDrinkerstein's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Location
    DTLA, CA
    Posts
    21,384

    Default Re: Which would you rather fuck?

    Look at the hair she was sporting in 1987! how could you not hit that?
    last.fm
    8/23-24/14 FYF Fest - Expo Park //8/25/14 Nine Inch Nails - Hollywood Bowl // 9/6/14 Elvis Costello & Ben Folds - Hollywood Bowl
    9/12-14/14 Riotfest - Humboldt Park, Chicago, IL // 9/18/14 Neutral Milk Hotel - Hollywood Bowl

  4. #34
    Coachella Junkie HandBanana's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2008
    Location
    Atop Zardoz, wagging my pickle everywhere
    Posts
    8,206

    Default Re: Which would you rather fuck?

    I know its a big meme goin round right now but I dont see how people are finding Bachmann attractive.

    Politics or no politics, that is a plain looking schoolmarm with a rough road of skin.
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    — Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

  5. #35
    old school JebusLives's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2007
    Posts
    3,299

    Default Re: Which would you rather fuck?

    Its just the internet's way of diminishing her by applying a gendered stereotype. ie "Aw isn't she cute when she says things frighteningly remenicent of pre-war European fascism. I'd fuck that dirty mouth so hard!"
    Quote Originally Posted by juloxx View Post
    Your stupid

  6. #36
    Member MissBellaHell's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Location
    LA, CA
    Posts
    158

    Default Re: Which would you rather fuck?

    Bachmann has crazy eyes.
    At least in *my* awesome opinion.

  7. #37

    Default Re: Which would you rather fuck?

    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Look at the hair she was sporting in 1987! how could you not hit that?
    Teased to the ceiling
    COACHELLA VETERAN

    2001 ~ 2007 ~ 2010 ~ 2011 ~ 2012

  8. #38
    Member yardbird's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    San Diego
    Posts
    151

    Default Re: Which would you rather fuck?

    Quote Originally Posted by JebusLives View Post
    Its just the internet's way of diminishing her by applying a gendered stereotype. ie "Aw isn't she cute when she says things frighteningly remenicent of pre-war European fascism. I'd fuck that dirty mouth so hard!"
    This is great!

  9. #39
    Coachella Junkie PlayaDelWes's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    The Sprawl
    Posts
    7,355

    Default Re: Which would you rather fuck?

    LOTS
    OF DOGS
    Quote Originally Posted by dj12inches View Post
    What makes me qualified? I've watched EVERY fucking episode of American Idol, and every single episode of The Voice...Forget that I won departmental music awards when I was in the 8th grade choir.

  10. #40

    Default Re: Which would you rather fuck?

    Girls....meh...

  11. #41
    Resident DnB Encyclopedia Donaldj's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Hollywood, CA
    Posts
    3,654

    Default Re: Which would you rather fuck?

    Why stop at just one when one could aim for all three at once?
    Quote Originally Posted by Hopeless Semantic View Post
    If there was a Frank Lucas of DnB links, Donald would be him...

    Donald is not only the Frank Lucas of the board, but also the resident Buddha.
    Quote Originally Posted by Bud Luster View Post
    All in favor of an Underworld / High Contrast US co-tour say "AYE!"
    "Real Drum & Bass is not something that sounds like a 17 year old rock band who have just listened to Slipmatt on their first E & decided to make Drum & Bass" - Marcus Intalex

    http://soundcloud.com/donaldj-1/jind...pect-8-16-2012

  12. #42
    Banned marooko's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    In your mouth!
    Posts
    19,687

    Default Re: Which would you rather fuck?

    This almost convinced me.

    Quote Originally Posted by Timestretch View Post
    Maybe this will change everyone's mind.
    This reminded me Palin is just as capable.

    Quote Originally Posted by PlayaDelWes View Post

  13. #43

    Default Re: Which would you rather fuck?

    If I'm allowed to gag her, Palin. If not, the jar of scorpions.

  14. #44
    old school kvnty's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Location
    DreamLAnd
    Posts
    3,385

    Default Re: Which would you rather fuck?

    I would infect myself with the AIDS, then bareback Palin up the ass until my cock cummed and bled into her raw sphincter.
    Last edited by kvnty; 04-01-2013 at 03:06 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by fakekvnty View Post
    All you ladybois want inside this pink slip
    Quote Originally Posted by fakekvnty View Post
    You bitchez will all CUM-ba-ya when y'all see my pee-shooter.
    Follow kvn†y on instagram :: "Lorde is my shepherd. I shall not want."

Similar Threads

  1. Replies: 72
    Last Post: 01-27-2011, 01:10 PM
  2. do NOT fuck with this guy
    By psychoc&ndy in forum Misc. Lounge
    Replies: 15
    Last Post: 05-10-2010, 05:24 AM
  3. Fuck Reckoner and Fuck Rebellion (lies)...
    By Deviate_420 in forum Music Lounge
    Replies: 9
    Last Post: 01-18-2009, 10:50 PM
  4. Fuck YOU i WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
    By faxman75 in forum Line Up/Artists
    Replies: 45
    Last Post: 05-30-2007, 10:23 AM
  5. fuck
    By SpencerMorganRollins in forum Camping/Lodging
    Replies: 8
    Last Post: 04-28-2007, 10:48 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •