View Poll Results: Which of these three inanimate objects would you rather copulate with?

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  • Sarah Palin

    85 64.89%
  • Michelle Bachmann

    6 4.58%
  • A jar full of scorpions

    40 30.53%
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    Default Which would you rather fuck?

    Well?
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Default Re: Which would you rather fuck?

    I vote scorpions.
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    It is Joycian (if James Joyce were a Super Bitch).

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    It should be noted that I have a raging case of chlamydia.

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    Default Re: Which would you rather fuck?

    Sarah Palin:


    Michelle Bachmann:
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    I'd like to get Sarah Palin pregnant and somehow force her into having an abortion. Plus she's hotter. Sarah gets my vote.
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    there we go side by side comparsion.
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    Rufus Wainwright @ Stern Grove 07/27/14
    Xiu Xiu @ BoTH 08/01/14
    FYF @ LA Sport Area 08/23 - 08/24/14
    Swans @ The Independent 08/08/14
    Decibel Festival @ Seattle 09/24 - 09/28/14
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    Default Re: Which would you rather fuck?

    Sarah Palin looks like she can take a good pounding.
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    Default Re: Which would you rather fuck?

    I wonder if Sarah gets off on having her hair pulled.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Default Re: Which would you rather fuck?

    She's probably into "water sports".
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    SP based on age, eyewear, and lack of venomous stinger.
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    What makes me qualified? I've watched EVERY fucking episode of American Idol, and every single episode of The Voice...Forget that I won departmental music awards when I was in the 8th grade choir.

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    Default Re: Which would you rather fuck?

    I'd eat Palin and her 2 older daughters from the back

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    Id get Palin pregnant and then get my own reality tv show. And then eventually rise to a political position where i can demand GV to choose bands for Coachella that I want.

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    Default Re: Which would you rather fuck?

    14 in a row = 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012a, 2012b, 2013a, 2013b, 2014a, 2014b


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    The only thing she has going for her, is that Bachmann's a spinner.

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    Default Re: Which would you rather fuck?

    Bachmann is only six votes away from passing a jar full of scorpions.

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    Girl can work a pair of boots.
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    I want Sarah to have my retarded baby
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    Default Re: Which would you rather fuck?

    Id punch palins clown

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    I'd do Palin in the ass and say "Gotcha".

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    Can the fuck be a hate-fuck? Palin.
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    Default Re: Which would you rather fuck?

    Scorpion sex is overrated.

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    Default Re: Which would you rather fuck?

    This poll's kinda unfair to Bachmann. I'd take her over the rest of the sitting congresswomen, but come on it's Palin.
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    Default Re: Which would you rather fuck?

    The jar of scorpions. Easy choice.

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    Default Re: Which would you rather fuck?

    Why is there no option for a 3-way? (or 4-way adding the scorpions)
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Default Re: Which would you rather fuck?

    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    This is the first time I've seen her...based on this picture, I was going to say Bachmann. But Google has proved me otherwise.





    Palin with a ball gag FTW.

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    That bitch is hideous

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    Default Re: Which would you rather fuck?

    Palin looks like she could benefit from a good jamming. Bachmann looks like shes had a good jamming, in her day.

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    Default Re: Which would you rather fuck?

    After watching the Anthony coverage I'm thinking that I'll go with the Palin doppelganger and go with...Ashleigh Banfield. The look of Palin with decent conversation.

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    Default Re: Which would you rather fuck?

    Quote Originally Posted by ZZERO View Post
    Bachmann looks like shes had a good jamming, in her face.
    That would explain it.
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    well hello my fancy pants.

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    I'm assuming the scorpions are dead since you said "inanimate objects." Makes the choice a lot easier.
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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