How about including one of these
How about instead they just spend the money on setting up a few more water stations or something actually useful?
Fuck you and all of you Swag in your packaging getting, having your passes delivered on time and not in a brown envelope elitists! I'm still a little sore over this.
I'm a reasonable man, get off my case....
I have only just realized that Lil' B, Soja Boy Tell Em and Odd Future are all just really excited about getting free shit. SWAG! SWAG!!
Fui quod es, eris quod sum. I once was what you are, you will be what I am - epitaph carved on Roman gravestones.
Fuck water stations. I want flags.
Coachella buttplugs for all you swag fags
^^^ those r also cool