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    Exclamation I'm tired of being a LURKER

    It just sounds wrong... When will I be a member dammit! LoL. What must I do!!!

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    Upon writing yr 50th post you will be transformed into a crazy, obsessed msg board fannatic (possiblly addict) like the rest of thee.
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    put on Sade on loud but not too loud, start a cracklin warm fire...make sure it really crackles, ask her to lay down on your animal skin rug, pour a cool crisp glass of Chardennay without looking directly at the glass or bottle...your eyes are only on her, then find out what happens

    you'll thank me later

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    So spam away.

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    Default Re: I'm tired of being a LURKER

    1) Post an inane, self-serving thread (check!)
    2) Navigate a minefield of snide remarks with the best witicisms you can muster.
    3) Hope it says "Member" by the time your self-esteem is completely crushed.
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    Your stupid

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    Default Re: I'm tired of being a LURKER

    What a noob. Doesn't know how to go from lurker to member.
    Why ______________________ ?

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    100 posts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    At Coachella some dudes walked up to me and asked what the secret to things were, like I knew.
    Quote Originally Posted by superfiction View Post
    at least this thread fulfilled my racist expectations

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    Default Re: I'm tired of being a LURKER

    you have to buy another board member their Coachella ticket for the upcoming year, its like a buddy system.

    Once the ticket has been purchased you'll immediately become a 'member'.....
    Coachella 07 (the introduction), 08 (the bands), 09 (the documentary), 10 (the people i came with), 11 (the relationship test... we passed), 12 (whatever the weather, Dirty Epic forever), 13 (the year of the troll)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michelle760 View Post
    It just sounds wrong... When will I be a member dammit! LoL. What must I do!!!
    tits or gtfo.
    Quote Originally Posted by TheCountofMonteDisco View Post
    is TomAz allowed to talk to people that way around here?

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    Me too!

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    Default Re: I'm tired of being a LURKER

    Quote Originally Posted by JebusLives View Post
    1) Post an inane, self-serving thread (check!)
    2) Navigate a minefield of snide remarks with the best witicisms you can muster.
    3) Hope it says "Member" by the time your self-esteem is completely crushed.
    lol. You're right on schedule, OP!

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    Fuck your formal education up for music and stop being a coward.
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    I dunno. Lots of the arguments seem hypocritical to me. Can't we leave it simply as: I loved the shit out of it, some hated the shit out of it, and that's just how some shows go?
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/musicislife/

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    That's for the tips lol

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    Thanks****

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    Quote Originally Posted by ivankay View Post
    this year will be a little different due to my scheduling as the Psychic Friend's bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManImCool View Post
    What a noob. Doesn't know how to go from lurker to member.
    Don't be a hater.lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by gaypalmsprings View Post
    They see you rolling and they hating,trying to catch you ridding dirty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by java-do View Post
    They see you rolling and they hating,trying to catch you ridding dirty.
    Wow u joined a long time ago and u r still a LURKER?.... Y?

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    Definition of LURK

    intransitive verb

    1
    a : to lie in wait in a place of concealment especially for an evil purpose
    b : to move furtively or inconspicuously
    c : to persist in staying

    2
    a : to be concealed but capable of being discovered; specifically : to constitute a latent threat
    b : to lie hidden

    3: to read messages on an Internet discussion forum (as a newsgroup or chat room) without contributing

    — lurk·er noun
    Quote Originally Posted by ivankay View Post
    this year will be a little different due to my scheduling as the Psychic Friend's bitch.

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    Default Re: I'm tired of being a LURKER

    I don't post that much??
    i feel the person above me kinda explained with his 3rd point.

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    Default Re: I'm tired of being a LURKER

    I guess I got to start contributing. >my mission starts...now<

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    Default Re: I'm tired of being a LURKER

    Lurkey Lurk

    Coachella 2012 part deux

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    Thanks for everyones tips. I started the morning as a LURKER but ended the night as a member. I completed my mission (tear) and so did PepeO. Congrats!

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    Default Re: I'm tired of being a LURKER

    Quote Originally Posted by java-do View Post
    I don't post that much??
    i feel the person above me kinda explained with his 3rd point.
    Just do 50 post and u become a member.

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    Ugh.
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    PLURcenta

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    Suprefan status requires 35,705 posts.
    Quote Originally Posted by ivankay View Post
    this year will be a little different due to my scheduling as the Psychic Friend's bitch.

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    Whoa... 35705 post is a lot.

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    Fuck, I gotta get to work.... I wanna be like Supre one day...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boourns View Post
    The 2 Chainz crowd represented humanity at its worst.
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    Default Re: I'm tired of being a LURKER

    I'd like to take this opportunity to invite you to have pus and blood pumped into your fetid sex-type crevice by a pummeling animalian dong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lookalive24 View Post
    Fuck, I gotta get to work.... I wanna be like Supre one day...
    never.

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