If justin Bieber was a headliner

[Drwalrus]

How would you react? He is a cultural phenomenon and would bring new crowds in large numbers to the coachella fest. Even if you would not be happy with the choice, it would be a cash machine and help spread the popularity nationwide, as I still know quite a bit of people in the Midwest and east coast who have no idea what the coachella fest is. The fan base for JB is insane, and the word would spread like wild fire throughout the depths of twitter and myspace. With the increase popularity, it may force the coachella fest to turn into a 4 day weekend, slightly higher prices, and more bands.

[sonofhal]

It's about time a lesbian headlined the festival.

[PlayaDelWes]

For ease of reference:

1. He is a cultural phenomenon
2. would bring new crowds
3. in large numbers to the coachella fest
4. it would be a cash machine
5. help spread the popularity nationwide
6. I still know quite a bit of people in the Midwest
7. and the east coast
8. who have no idea what the coachella fest is
9. The fan base for JB is insane
10. the word would spread
11. like wild fire throughout
12. the depths
13. of twitter
14. and myspace
15. it may force the coachella fest to turn into a 4 day weekend
16. slightly higher prices
17. and more bands

[Mugwog]

I'm sure Bieber could host his own "Bieber Fever Fest" at the Polo Fields. It would sell out, with 60% of the audience being 16 and under, 20% parents and 18% creepy dudes and 2% 20 somethings who thought it would be completely ironic to see Bieber since they didn't buy presale for Coachella.

[NachoCat]

Stop making fun of Bieber, she has feelings too.

[Ardentbiscuit]

I saw him and Selena are history! I would laugh my ass off if she starts dating John Mayer!!! Bahahaha

[kneuller]

In other news, over 2800 reports of statutory rape in the Indio area that weekend.

[Drewski27]

Gross.

[Cheddar's Cousin]

as I still know quite a bit of people in the Midwest and east coast who have no idea what the coachella fest is...

It is NOT Bieber...

[cheesehead004]

yeah all we need is for it to become literally impossible to get your hands on a ticket at face value

[MotorAve]

That would be hilarious.

[El.C.Dub]

r u fucking serious?

[Phunkevil]

r u fucking serious?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_%28Internet%29

[Drewski27]

wort thread of the year.

[thizzin my brains out]

bieber would sub. not big enough to headline