You people?!?! What do you mean, "you people"?!?!?!?!
I get very aroused when I am insulted by small gerbils swimming in a jar of urine.
I know what I'll do today, go on the internet and talk about fucking basketball and jogging.
Do you want to know any bat facts?
How do bats feel about ballsports and purposeless flight?
LOOK AT MEEEEEE!!!
Fruit bats are otherwise known as megabats or flying foxes. Many fruit bats serve to help cross-pollinate the plants they consume much like bees, by passing pollen from one flower to the next.
I just googled flying fox. holy shit. coolest animal ever.