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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    I just read "A lot younger" in a creepy old guy voice and gave myself the the heebyjeebies.
    *waits for pic of old perv and his dog from Family Guy*
    Quote Originally Posted by theklein25 View Post
    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    July 29 - Boris
    August 1 - Black Label Society
    August 14 - Nine Inch Nails/Soundgarden/DEP
    August 27 - Röyksopp & Robyn
    August 30 - Sleep
    August 31 - Sleep
    September 5 - Seth Troxler
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    September 20 - Skeletonwitch
    September 21 - Nails
    October 3-5 - Austin City Limits
    October 10 - Bonobo
    October 12 - Austin City Limits: Day 3
    October 23 - 26 - Housecore Horror Metal Festival
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neighborhood Creep View Post
    No, but I get a chub when I see a train derailed
    Great, my life is like one big fetish, I guess.

    Quote Originally Posted by Still-ill View Post
    I have a debilitating sexual crutch. Unfortunately, I can only get off if I have tied my partner to some local traintracks, and dress my dick up to look like a locomotive. I don't have any other choice.
    A little railroad engine was employed about a station yard for such work as it was built for, pulling a few cars on and off the switches. One morning it was waiting for the next call when a long train of freight-cars asked a large engine in the roundhouse to take it over the hill "I can't; that is too much a pull for me," said the great engine built for hard work. Then the train asked another engine, and another, only to hear excuses and be refused. In desperation, the train asked the little switch engine to draw it up the grade and down on the other side. "I think I can," puffed the little locomotive, and put itself in front of the great heavy train. As it went on the little engine kept bravely puffing faster and faster, "I think I can, I think I can, I think I can."
    As it neared the top of the grade, which had so discouraged the larger engines, it went more slowly. However, it still kept saying, "I--think--I--can, I--think--I--can." It reached the top by drawing on bravery and then went on down the grade, congratulating itself by saying, "I thought I could, I thought I could."
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    What the...
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Yea I think a lot of men think they are bad ass, but a 12 year old with a AK can take me out I know ...... cr****

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    Hahahahahha.
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    PLURcenta

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    the train asked the little switch engine to draw it up the grade
    This is the weirdest thing you've ever done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    A little railroad engine was employed about a station yard for such work as it was built for, pulling a few cars on and off the switches. One morning it was waiting for the next call when a long train of freight-cars asked a large engine in the roundhouse to take it over the hill "I can't; that is too much a pull for me," said the great engine built for hard work. Then the train asked another engine, and another, only to hear excuses and be refused. In desperation, the train asked the little switch engine to draw it up the grade and down on the other side. "I think I can," puffed the little locomotive, and put itself in front of the great heavy train. As it went on the little engine kept bravely puffing faster and faster, "I think I can, I think I can, I think I can."
    As it neared the top of the grade, which had so discouraged the larger engines, it went more slowly. However, it still kept saying, "I--think--I--can, I--think--I--can." It reached the top by drawing on bravery and then went on down the grade, congratulating itself by saying, "I thought I could, I thought I could." male enhancement ball bearings automated tortilla press
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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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    Redheads/well manicured feet n toes/long hair (way too many "pixie" cuts)/Fisting/squirting/cosplay/booty

    and as far as those fruit roll ups go, it may refer to something like this
    "take a piece of chocolate cake and shove a fruit rollup right in the center; there now you have a black womans vagina" that comes from a friends standup routine about the first time he had a woman of the darker variety.


    Oh and redheads shouldn't shave completely
    red carpet is HAWT

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    We have a hand full of squirt fans in here lol
    Quote Originally Posted by theklein25 View Post
    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    It's not pee.

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    hahahahahaha
    Quote Originally Posted by roboto View Post
    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    You guys are just mad that BD is winning this thread.

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    Dated a girl who had this closeted obsession with Bill Nye the Science Guy, not a crush mind you. Had fantasies about him taking her right there on his table next to his experiments. Never told her that his obviously respects his empirical data too much to do that, felt like I should have.
    Quote Originally Posted by pachucasunrise View Post
    Thought this said Of Mice & Men. Now THAT'S a scary thought...
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    Just don't schedule them anywhere near White Rabbits.

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    Percocet and sailor jerry.

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    this guy? necro? hot!


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    His 92 proof jizz.

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    It's nice and cool in my fridge
    Quote Originally Posted by pachucasunrise View Post
    Thought this said Of Mice & Men. Now THAT'S a scary thought...
    Quote Originally Posted by iantmcfarland View Post
    Just don't schedule them anywhere near White Rabbits.

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    when girls are cross legged naked like this:



    Just makes you wanna push her legs up and start eating.

    Also, watching girls pee. Giant butts in softball uniform spandex or sweatpants. Uneducated village indian women bathing in their local river.
    100% Caffeinated

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    Quote Originally Posted by Still-ill View Post
    I have a debilitating sexual crutch. Unfortunately, I can only get off if I have tied my partner to some local traintracks, and dress my dick up to look like a locomotive. I don't have any other choice.
    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    Great, my life is like one big fetish, I guess.
    A little railroad engine was employed about a station yard for such work as it was built for, pulling a few cars on and off the switches. One morning it was waiting for the next call when a long train of freight-cars asked a large engine in the roundhouse to take it over the hill "I can't; that is too much a pull for me," said the great engine built for hard work. Then the train asked another engine, and another, only to hear excuses and be refused. In desperation, the train asked the little switch engine to draw it up the grade and down on the other side. "I think I can," puffed the little locomotive, and put itself in front of the great heavy train. As it went on the little engine kept bravely puffing faster and faster, "I think I can, I think I can, I think I can."
    As it neared the top of the grade, which had so discouraged the larger engines, it went more slowly. However, it still kept saying, "I--think--I--can, I--think--I--can." It reached the top by drawing on bravery and then went on down the grade, congratulating itself by saying, "I thought I could, I thought I could."
    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    This is the weirdest thing you've ever done.
    Oh, no it isn't... I bet he's one of those that yells out, "Choo-choo," right before he busts a nut.



    Quote Originally Posted by weeklymix View Post
    You guys are just mad that BD is winning this thread.
    WINNING!!!
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Roast, do you ask them for their last degree?
    Last edited by algunz; 05-15-2011 at 11:52 PM.

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    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    It's not pee.
    I knew if I waited long enough it would happen.
    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    I have snuck in weapons before
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    close, but too much concrete. More like this from my 'Living The Dream' blog:

    http://www.travelblog.org/Photos/5783706
    100% Caffeinated

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    oh shit.

    i found this thread.
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    Say goodbye to that acid, Greg.

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    I like big butts and I can not lie.
    Youth, you son of a bitch, where did you go?

    Quote Originally Posted by Emma Ocean View Post
    so I assume you've never been cunt punched at a festival? Well lucky you!

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    i'm gonna need a Excel spreadsheet for this thread
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    Say goodbye to that acid, Greg.

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    Dudes with Beards Eating Cupcakes






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    So last night I'm out in the middle nowhere and this girl comes up to the group I'm talking to complaining about some dude that just made fun of her pretty bad.So I tell her to show me the dude and i go up to him and tell him to say sorry and what not blah blah.To make this short she was really fucking happy i did that and told me as a reward i wanted to I can suck her titties because she's lactating and she has a fetishes about having men suck the milk out of her boobs......Very VERY bizarre and creepy people i swear.....Wait is ok to post other people's weird and creepy fetishes.


    Quote Originally Posted by Neighborhood Creep View Post
    We have a hand full of squirt fans in here lol
    I'm still unsure if I like super extreme squirters.It's really fucking messing the one time i came across a girl that did that.
    Last edited by getbetter; 06-18-2011 at 12:53 PM.
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    They're all squiters. How were those milky titties?
    "ain't no thang but a chicken wang"

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