December 17 - Windhand
January 4 - Sleep
February 7 - Russian Circles/Inter Arma
February 10 - Queens of the Stone Age
February 17 - Neutral Milk Hotel
February 18 - Neutral Milk Hotel
March 1 - Pixies
March 3 - Lorde
April 11-13 - Coachella
May 2-4 - Austin Psych Fest
switch engine to draw it up the grade and down on the other side. "I think I can," puffed the little locomotive, and put itself in front of the great heavy train. As it went on the little engine kept bravely puffing faster and faster, "I think I can, I think I can, I think I can."
As it neared the top of the grade, which had so discouraged the larger engines, it went more slowly. However, it still kept saying, "I--think--I--can, I--think--I--can." It reached the top by drawing on bravery and then went on down the grade, congratulating itself by saying, "I thought I could, I thought I could."
Redheads/well manicured feet n toes/long hair (way too many "pixie" cuts)/Fisting/squirting/cosplay/booty
and as far as those fruit roll ups go, it may refer to something like this
"take a piece of chocolate cake and shove a fruit rollup right in the center; there now you have a black womans vagina" that comes from a friends standup routine about the first time he had a woman of the darker variety.
Oh and redheads shouldn't shave completely
red carpet is HAWT
You guys are just mad that BD is winning this thread.
Dated a girl who had this closeted obsession with Bill Nye the Science Guy, not a crush mind you. Had fantasies about him taking her right there on his table next to his experiments. Never told her that his obviously respects his empirical data too much to do that, felt like I should have.
Percocet and sailor jerry.
this guy? necro? hot!
His 92 proof jizz.
when girls are cross legged naked like this:
Just makes you wanna push her legs up and start eating.
Also, watching girls pee. Giant butts in softball uniform spandex or sweatpants. Uneducated village indian women bathing in their local river.
Roast, do you ask them for their last degree?
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2 oz blended whiskey
Juice of 1/2 lemon
1/2 tsp powdered sugar
1/2 slice lemon
Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.
close, but too much concrete. More like this from my 'Living The Dream' blog:
So last night I'm out in the middle nowhere and this girl comes up to the group I'm talking to complaining about some dude that just made fun of her pretty bad.So I tell her to show me the dude and i go up to him and tell him to say sorry and what not blah blah.To make this short she was really fucking happy i did that and told me as a reward i wanted to I can suck her titties because she's lactating and she has a fetishes about having men suck the milk out of her boobs......Very VERY bizarre and creepy people i swear.....Wait is ok to post other people's weird and creepy fetishes.
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Paul Kalkbrenner @ The Mezzanine
Pere Ubu @ Silm's 12/17/13
Holograms @ Bottom of the Hill 12/18/14
The Melvins @ The Great American Music Hall 12/31/13
Wooden Shjips @ The Chapel 01/23/14
!!! @ The Chapel 01/25/14
Frankie Rose @ Rickshaw Stop 02/04/14
Xiu Xiu @ Bottom of the Hill 02/22/14
Courtney Barnett @ Rickshaw Stop 02/24/14
Kraftwerk @ Fox Theater 03/23/13
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds @ The Warfield 07/07/14
They're all squiters. How were those milky titties?
Idol snake, get out of that skin.