FOR SALE: ONE 4-DAY CAMPING TICKET

[idontcara]

I am selling my (1) 4-day camping ticket pass: for FACE VALUE. I am not trying to rip anybody off because scalpers are the reason I couldn't get the concert pass. With that said, because I am not making profit, I am deciding to have a little fun with this.

Here is my criteria if you want to purchase my ticket:
(1) You purchase the ticket at face value, post-tax/charges which totals $55.00. The way I decide who gets it follows:

(2)Since I know many of you will want this ticket, and it's hard to decipher who should get it, you may do one of the following upon your request to purchase...

[a] write me a witty poem/haiku/short story. it could be about why you want the ticket, or just for entertainment. no plagarism (im an english major i will know)
OR
[b] for all you hands-on artists, you can make me a little something! Or, if you have a really awesome little knick-knack, rare album (ha ha), or anything you think would be worth trading in a Camping ticket for-- you may submit a picture of it to me and we'll do a little trade.

It's finals week and Im sick of teachers asking me to be creative so im turning the tables. Plus, I think the winner and I will both get a cool story out of how we sold/acquired a camping pass, without profiting twentyfold. Then Ill post the winner on this thread for good measure.

Bon chance, Good luck and thank you all so kindly. blow a kiss to bjork for me.

all the best,
Cara K.

submissions to: idontcara@gmail.com
Please submit by March 20th, and I will try to pick one within 3 days after.

[psychic friend]

post approved (or a clever scalper, please report)

[SheriNOIR]

This sounds like fun.
I need a camping pass so I will be entering..
Get my thinking cap on.

Sorry you couldn't go!

SheriNOIR.