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    Quote Originally Posted by Alchemy View Post
    What's even better is put some snickers in your mouth and crunch it up before you go into the portapotty.

    Then spit it with a lot of force against the wall so that it looks like projectile diarrhea.
    Laughing my fucking ass off. I'm so doing this, and you would just know that no one else would use it so you could always go back to it without a line. Fuck yeah!!!
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    I still cant believe how much this board still amazes me.
    Srsly, is anything sacred?

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    No nothing is sacred at those campgrounds

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    of course it isnt, i have to see anybody masturbating or the products of, mayne this will be my lucky year!!
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    I'm so sad I'm going to miss all this fun this year

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    what could possibly keep you from missing a year at coachella?
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    Best thread ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alchemy View Post
    What's even better is put some snickers in your mouth and crunch it up before you go into the portapotty.

    Then spit it with a lot of force against the wall so that it looks like projectile diarrhea.
    Holy Jeziz...lol
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    Egypt was going to make me miss Coachella but lack of money means I get to do Coachella. It's gonna be awesome! I wanted this to get bumped up now that it's getting closer.

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    im probably masturbating at coachella, i realistically dont see myself getting any
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    Im gonna tip it when you are in there
    "Strange things are afoot at the Circle K"

    2013 = 12 Coachellas

    do it do it do it do it do it do it do it now! say it say it say it say it say it say it say it now!

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    yeah right, im not jerking in the portapotties, maybe right in the middle of the Sahara, just when the crowd is at its thickest, sweatiest, and nude-est
    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne Coyne
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    OMG! (Old I know but seriously. Those showers are a good break from the heat!)

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    thats the funniest thing ever
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    It wouldn't be the funniest thing ever if it happened at Coachella

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    As long as I wasn't in the shower
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    What if it broke your showers?!

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    what happens if someone makes a masturbation while i dancing so fast?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NiceArthur32 View Post
    what happens if someone makes a masturbation while i dancing so fast?
    I just nearly peed my pants I laughed so hard..

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    Quote Originally Posted by NiceArthur32 View Post
    what happens if someone makes a masturbation while i dancing so fast?
    Priceless

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    additional generic cop comment brian!

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    APPROVES OF THIS THREAD

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    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NiceArthur32 View Post
    what happens if someone makes a masturbation while i dancing so fast?
    ahahahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by NiceArthur32 View Post
    what happens if someone makes a masturbation while i dancing so fast?
    serious lolz
    This is the soundtrack to my soul.....

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    oh lordy...

    ILL BE IN MY BUNK
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    GPS, it's shit like this that makes you one of my favorite posters!!!
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    Forget the restrooms just go to KROQKen's tent and masturbate in there with him. LOL.

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    dude nobody wants to see kroqken masturbate

    the hell's wrong with you to make you who you are
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    She's new. Maybe she wants all the masturbation!

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