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    I like watching people masturbate though.
    At some point in time a man switches from "I'll have what he's having" to "I'll have what I'm having."

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    I think the bumps were in vain. the funny is dead from this thread

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    So basically i'm going to be staring at a steamy pile of shit, tissue, piss, tampons, blood, and light creme of jizz ontop while im trying to take a piss.

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    only if you contribute

    it won't become a pile unless you contribute
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    bump

    let's talk more about boners and masturbation and girls too
    If one more guy tries to tell me about their goddamn boner...

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    do people do that?

    do people in conversation with you say, "hey let me tell you about my dick"

    because I don't do that
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    No it's usually when I'm on IM and a guy messages me "Hey I have a boner"

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    maybe they just want you to know what you're dealing with

    like if somebody said "hey dude I really like star wars" you wouldn't know what's going on; however, if somebody said "hey I have a boner" you would know just to close out the window and block that dude

    so maybe they're just being courteous?
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    Quote Originally Posted by alyssak View Post
    If one more guy tries to tell me about their goddamn boner...
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    No it's usually when I'm on IM and a guy messages me "Hey I have a boner"

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    The internets is full of horny, sex-crazed weirdos, so just donīt take it personal. I think most of this guys are sad and lonely people who just want to feel a conection of some sort with some one.
    Letīs just change the subject and talk about my boner.......
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    unsolicited nudes in my PM box are hot

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    I'll take you. I can't promise to stay soft the whole time, though.

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    I'll take you. I can't promise to stay soft the whole time, though.

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    I'll take you. I can't promise to stay soft the whole time, though.

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    if you get a huge boner reading survivor I wonder what will happen if you read a good book
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    Talk about killer boners......mmmhhhhh.....THE KILLER BONERS, thatīs a Troma movie title if I ever saw one.

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    unsolicited nudes in my PM box are hot
    now, do you mean nudes (pictures) in your PM box, or nudes (dudes) IN YOUR "PM box"?
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    hahaha

    ???

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    Quote Originally Posted by alyssak View Post
    unsolicited nudes in my PM box are hot
    Bad girl! Enjoy the gig.
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    Unsolicited nudes! I only get helpful information about san diego!

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    I'm in the middle of my marketing class reading through this and laughing my ass off. coachella is going to be amazing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shereenie View Post
    I'm in the middle of my marketing class reading through this and laughing my ass off. coachella is going to be amazing.
    I thought this post was going to be going in a different direction when I first saw "middle of my marketing class," I was about to be all like OH NO
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    liar.

    you wouldve been like "oh yea!"
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    shh man you'll blow my cover

    so uh hey baby how's marketing goin
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    well I didn't end up catching anyone making this kind of crime. whew!

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    I didn't see anyone m-bating, but I did catch a couple pounding away at each other next to a tent early Monday morning.

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    i saw a fifty man circle jerk.

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    Was that during Bjork??

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    i heard a vibrator on a tent...
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    Quote Originally Posted by kaeso View Post
    i saw a fifty man circle jerk.
    all i wanna know is, where were the dead babies?
    "Man, fuck that. All we play is this emo bullshit"

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    Sounds like you really won on that one. I suppose that means you didn't get caught then? hehehe

    Quote Originally Posted by alyssak View Post
    I didn't see anyone m-bating, but I did catch a couple pounding away at each other next to a tent early Monday morning.

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    i saw someone beating off sunday night in their tent. they had a light on, so it was a huge shadow projected on their tent.

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