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    You have to be a registered member.

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    Oh. That makes sense that. I thought you were hoarding all the hot shit.
    At some point in time a man switches from "I'll have what he's having" to "I'll have what I'm having."

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    “Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love” - Woody Allen
    To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries

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    Quote Originally Posted by alyssak View Post
    You have to be a registered member.
    oh it's one of those types of forums, those sick freaky forums that you have to sign up to be a member, eh?

    oh wait you have to sign up for the coachella forums too

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    Quote Originally Posted by MonsoonSeason View Post
    oh it's one of those types of forums, those sick freaky forums that you have to sign up to be a member, eh?

    oh wait you have to sign up for the coachella forums too
    This isn't a sick and freaky forum? I was tricked! What are these other forums you speak of!

    I think it's awesome that blue moon will be made in Canada now, maybe we'll get it up here!
    It was originally created in Denver at the Coors field brewery.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Moon_%28beer%29

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    I like to try and forget that blue moon was originally made by coors because ewwwwww coors ewwwww

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    Mmm. Beer. (regardless of where it's made)
    At some point in time a man switches from "I'll have what he's having" to "I'll have what I'm having."

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    Back to talk about:

    One gun salute

    Self-induced penile regurgitation

    Battling the purple-headed yogurt slinger

    Coaxing the snot out of Goofy.

    Releasing the hostages

    Evicting the testicular squatters

    and for the porto pottie jockeys

    Toilet sailing
    I'll take you. I can't promise to stay soft the whole time, though.

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    you are leaving out the ladies
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    All my ladies, yeah!
    At some point in time a man switches from "I'll have what he's having" to "I'll have what I'm having."

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    i think that we can talk more about beer because beer and masturbation go hand in hand

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    well, yeah, 'cause both hands are occupied
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    well, yeah, 'cause both hands are occupied
    touch

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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    you are leaving out the ladies
    Airing the orchid

    Buttering up the whisker biscuit

    Hee-haw with wrinkled mee-maw

    Play the clitar

    Slapping the south mouth

    Tiptoe through the twolips

    carry on...
    I'll take you. I can't promise to stay soft the whole time, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alyssak View Post
    I masturbated while reading a different thread yesterday.
    it was that picture of my tongue, wasn't it?

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    From URB - Coachella article:
    Sid Z:
    "In 2005, there were these Audi cars set up at the URB afterparty. I did the lighting, put up some stuff and helped organized it. So the Audi rep comes up to me and says, “Hey Sid, I need your help. There’s somebody in one of our Audi’s right now masturbating.” So I go and look inside and she’s in the passenger side. I knock on the glass and wave to her. She does her thing, pulls her skirt back down, jumps out and the fi rst thing she says to me is, “There’s nothing better than fresh, new vinyl.” And I’m thinking, “That’s funny because this is leather.”

    Digging a Trench
    Doing your Nails
    Dousing the Digits
    Flickin' the Bean
    Gagging the Clam
    Making Soup
    Paddling the Pink Canoe
    Pearl Fishing
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    Mistressbation
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    The middle class needs sick beats.

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    I used to have an Audi. I couldn't leave it parked for more than an hour without some chick hopping in and doing herself. I finally got tired of the leather-cleaning bills, sold it and got a Toyota.

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    The internets are good....good
    I'll take you. I can't promise to stay soft the whole time, though.

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    <fav female masturbation slang
    pushing the panic button....

    it just puts a FUNNY picture in my brain whenever i hear it....
    "conversation is a game of circles and i'm getting dizzy-- bye"

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    Quote Originally Posted by becomingcloser View Post
    it was that picture of my tongue, wasn't it?
    Hey guy, your tent or mine?

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    ~>got a bit of crush on Alyssak. Someone needs to start a support group...
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    The middle class needs sick beats.

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    And you probably haven't even seen my other homepage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MonsoonSeason View Post
    touch

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    i want to party with YOU!

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    best thread ever
    coachella vet: 02, 03, 06, 07, 08, 09......
    http://mrgwillgo.blogspot.com/

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    Problem: Can´t sleep and have to get up early tomorrow.
    Solution: Masturbation!!!!!!!
    To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries

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    Is that your site you were enjoying the most alyssa? This is the funniest thread ever!

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    Quote Originally Posted by alyssak View Post
    Hey guy, your tent or mine?
    yours. i'll sneak away from mine.

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    bump

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    bump

    let's talk more about boners and masturbation and girls too
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    This is probably the person that always seems to forget to lock the door so somone ACCIDENTALLY opens it when they are in there...

    Seems to happen millions of times every year...

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