coachella masturbation

[superskankinactionhero]

that does look inviting.

are those things actually covered in baby paste?

[qmaladaq]

dude, are you gonna fuck a cinnamon roll?

this was already discussed by a friend and I a couple days ago. It was concluded that the desert air is too dry and the frosting would harden, and irritation would ensue. now if a fresh out of the oven/microwave/morning sun roll were to be used... Thats just whole nother ball game. no pun intended.

[danno828]

let's just hope no one does it in the public showers

[sadsappysucker]

haha i posted on some thread in past experiences like 2 weeks ago about how i walked in on a guy jacking it into a cinnamon roll at coachella. first memory of coachella i ever had.

[becomingcloser]

haha i posted on some thread in past experiences like 2 weeks ago about how i walked in on a guy jacking it into a cinnamon roll at coachella. first memory of coachella i ever had.

damn, you saw that?

[becomingcloser]

are those things actually covered in baby paste?

poppin' fresh.

[paganman7]

let's just hope no one does it in the public showers

Reason #847 to wear sandals in the showers!

[dontfeedthebird]

let's just hope no one does it in the public showers

*whistles and slowly backs away*

[asancho]

Oh lord...isnt part of the reason were going to coachella to meet nice looking girls with similiar musical tastes and have casual sex with said girls all weekend? Why the hell are you travelling hundreds (if not thousands) of miles to masterbate into a bathroom stall in Indio,CA?



Seriously, WTF is wrong with kids today?

[soupbandit]

Oh lord...isnt part of the reason were going to coachella to meet nice looking girls with similiar musical tastes and have casual sex with said girls all weekend? Why the hell are you travelling hundreds (if not thousands) of miles to masterbate into a bathroom stall in Indio,CA?



Seriously, WTF is wrong with kids today?

the internet

[Balthazar B]

I'll tug you...

if you tug me. Giggity !

[nabila]

this is too funny, so far it sonds like every guy going to coachella is gonna be doin drugs and having a wank, if i see someone wanking im pointing and laughing

[Snosurf]

this is too funny, so far it sonds like every guy going to coachella is gonna be doin drugs and having a wank, if i see someone wanking im pointing and laughing

Girls do drugs to. And girls masturbate too.

STOP FUCKING DENYING IT, GIRLS. haha

[nabila]

well sir, i dont know about american girls but us english girls are very well behaved...

[Alchemy]

well sir, i dont know about american girls but us english girls are very well behaved...

[nabila]

mary poppins is my idol

[gaypalmsprings]

Mary Poppins vs The Arctic Monkeys

[nabila]

dick van dyke look alikes can sleep in my tent...or mary poppins look alikes

[NeverMyopic]

who is going to masturbate in the restrooms this year

not on the toilet roll dispensers, that's where I do my coke!!!

[TeamCoachellaHellYeah]

eww....

[Boourns]

I jerked off in the restroom at a Bennigans once.

[MonsoonSeason]

oh Jesus I leave the internet two hours to watch a movie and look what happens

[dontfeedthebird]

I loove Bennigan's. They serve Blue Moon.

[MonsoonSeason]

I loove Bennigan's. They serve Blue Moon.

so does Damon's but they have blooming onions

[MonsoonSeason]

I wouldn't masturbate over a blooming onion but when I think of them sometimes I bite my lip

fried onion > other foods

[BeeII]

[alyssak]

I jerked off in the restroom at a Bennigans once.

I masturbated in the middle of a library once. I was working, too.

[MonsoonSeason]

I masturbated in the middle of a library once. I was working, too.

pics or it didn't happen

also to go with library tales, I saw some people doing it in the library. I snuck up on them and went right next to them, pretending to look for a book. the girl screamed and the guy was horrified.

[alyssak]

I was 15 years old, full of hormones, and I got curious while shelving The Joy of Sex.

I would also catch this guy who used to bully me in high school looking at porn on the back computers. I'd walk up behind him pretending to shelf read and catch him. Then when he'd leave I'd have to go and clear the history so some poor old lady didn't accidentally click on it.

[MonsoonSeason]

this I don't understand. so many times I have caught dudes looking up porn on library computers... I think that is more to be accessed at home :P

I mean I like going to libraries to get books :/