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    Quote Originally Posted by becomingcloser View Post


    that does look inviting.
    are those things actually covered in baby paste?

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    Quote Originally Posted by boarderwoozel3 View Post
    dude, are you gonna fuck a cinnamon roll?
    this was already discussed by a friend and I a couple days ago. It was concluded that the desert air is too dry and the frosting would harden, and irritation would ensue. now if a fresh out of the oven/microwave/morning sun roll were to be used... Thats just whole nother ball game. no pun intended.

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    let's just hope no one does it in the public showers

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    haha i posted on some thread in past experiences like 2 weeks ago about how i walked in on a guy jacking it into a cinnamon roll at coachella. first memory of coachella i ever had.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sadsappysucker View Post
    haha i posted on some thread in past experiences like 2 weeks ago about how i walked in on a guy jacking it into a cinnamon roll at coachella. first memory of coachella i ever had.
    damn, you saw that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by superskankinactionhero View Post
    are those things actually covered in baby paste?
    poppin' fresh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by danno828 View Post
    let's just hope no one does it in the public showers


    Reason #847 to wear sandals in the showers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by danno828 View Post
    let's just hope no one does it in the public showers
    *whistles and slowly backs away*
    At some point in time a man switches from "I'll have what he's having" to "I'll have what I'm having."

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    Oh lord...isnt part of the reason were going to coachella to meet nice looking girls with similiar musical tastes and have casual sex with said girls all weekend? Why the hell are you travelling hundreds (if not thousands) of miles to masterbate into a bathroom stall in Indio,CA?



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    Quote Originally Posted by asancho View Post
    Oh lord...isnt part of the reason were going to coachella to meet nice looking girls with similiar musical tastes and have casual sex with said girls all weekend? Why the hell are you travelling hundreds (if not thousands) of miles to masterbate into a bathroom stall in Indio,CA?



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    I'll tug you...

    if you tug me. Giggity !
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    this is too funny, so far it sonds like every guy going to coachella is gonna be doin drugs and having a wank, if i see someone wanking im pointing and laughing

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    Quote Originally Posted by nabila View Post
    this is too funny, so far it sonds like every guy going to coachella is gonna be doin drugs and having a wank, if i see someone wanking im pointing and laughing
    Girls do drugs to. And girls masturbate too.

    STOP FUCKING DENYING IT, GIRLS. haha
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    well sir, i dont know about american girls but us english girls are very well behaved...

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    Quote Originally Posted by nabila View Post
    well sir, i dont know about american girls but us english girls are very well behaved...
    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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    mary poppins is my idol

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    Mary Poppins vs The Arctic Monkeys

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    dick van dyke look alikes can sleep in my tent...or mary poppins look alikes

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    Quote Originally Posted by zzzfilesk1 View Post
    who is going to masturbate in the restrooms this year
    not on the toilet roll dispensers, that's where I do my coke!!!
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    eww....
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Reviewers who note the size of the crowd are dumb fucks.
    COACHELLA's: 2001. 2002. 2003. 2004. 2005. 2006. 2007. 2008. 2009. 2010. 2011. 2012. 2013. 2014. 2015.

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    I jerked off in the restroom at a Bennigans once.

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    oh Jesus I leave the internet two hours to watch a movie and look what happens

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    I loove Bennigan's. They serve Blue Moon.
    At some point in time a man switches from "I'll have what he's having" to "I'll have what I'm having."

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    Quote Originally Posted by dontfeedthebird View Post
    I loove Bennigan's. They serve Blue Moon.
    so does Damon's but they have blooming onions

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    I wouldn't masturbate over a blooming onion but when I think of them sometimes I bite my lip

    fried onion > other foods

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boourns View Post
    I jerked off in the restroom at a Bennigans once.
    I masturbated in the middle of a library once. I was working, too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alyssak View Post
    I masturbated in the middle of a library once. I was working, too.
    pics or it didn't happen

    also to go with library tales, I saw some people doing it in the library. I snuck up on them and went right next to them, pretending to look for a book. the girl screamed and the guy was horrified.

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    I was 15 years old, full of hormones, and I got curious while shelving The Joy of Sex.

    I would also catch this guy who used to bully me in high school looking at porn on the back computers. I'd walk up behind him pretending to shelf read and catch him. Then when he'd leave I'd have to go and clear the history so some poor old lady didn't accidentally click on it.
    Last edited by alyssak; 04-10-2007 at 09:14 AM. Reason: -a

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    this I don't understand. so many times I have caught dudes looking up porn on library computers... I think that is more to be accessed at home :P

    I mean I like going to libraries to get books :/

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