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    Nope... only a bunch of guys in this type of attire.

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    From another thread:


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    hahaha I wank over personality. That chick is dead wrong.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    "Don't finish! You never finish!"

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    ew ew ew ewwwww....
    This entire thread....... hahahah

    They have tents for this kind of thing....

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    Quote Originally Posted by drewniverse View Post
    They have tents for this kind of thing....
    there's a masturbation tent? is it past the sahara tent?
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    there's a masturbation tent? is it past the sahara tent?
    I imagine it's wherever one feels most comfortable pitching it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IDCrisis View Post
    I imagine it's wherever one feels most comfortable pitching it.
    G-funk acquired, thank you Coachella

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    Don't watch Conspiracy Theory while on mushrooms.
    You know a festival is in the process of dying when you start to see sports jerseys there....

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    "Watch the tent door for my Mom" "What?"

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    Fap, Fap, Fap-Fap, Fap...................Fap, Fap, Fap-Fap............................................... .................................................. .......................Fap.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RezBanana View Post


    Nope... only a bunch of guys in this type of attire.
    I kept seeing that guy ...fucking nasty. The worst part of it though is that if a girl was wearing the same outfit she would probably be kicked out.

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    Girls should wear the borat more often.

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    Viva Brasil

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    Because how do bloody 'pons and used condoms not turn you on

    OOooo an AZ Ice-Tea!!
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    dont cum on it

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    this thread needs more pics..
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    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JClemy View Post


    From another thread:

    good stuff

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    Quote Originally Posted by invisiblerobots View Post
    As long as there's a cinnamon roll involved.
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    I've got two fingers in the air, and ya gots to give me somethin to smoke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Gravy View Post
    I'm ready to paint Coachella white!
    That was last weekend...

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    jack off while pooping. two birds one stone.
    Last edited by lawney; 04-15-2010 at 12:16 AM.

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    I have never tried that. Good?
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by lawney View Post
    jack off while pooping. two birds one stone.
    i've never even crapped in the coachella port-o's before, let alone flicked my labia in them.
    but seeing as how i'm going to be stuck there all weekend, may as well give it a whirl...
    your ≠ you're

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    I plan on tugging one off in the middle of the roller rink.

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    "Give me women, wine and snuff
    Until I cry out 'hold, enough!"
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    ^oh wow. Well, bustin a nut at chella....done it.
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    Smooches. =)

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    Quote Originally Posted by gaypalmsprings View Post
    this

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    Just get some fluuzy drunk and get a handy on the ferris wheel.
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    if he is scared of your noodle you may not get in with it.
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    This is a muthafucking jam right here. Do you guys even get laid?

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    Its good to see this thread is back in action. Pretty important.

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