Pics or it didn't happen.
Awesome bump and great 1st post. Thumbs up!
Definitely a great job with the original and clever "Pics or it didn't happen" post.
Thanks HotHamWater. Glad I could help. Positive Energy!!!
If you want people to touch your penis, walk near a unsuspecting group of females. get into a comfortable position , unbotton your short or whatever your wearing slightly. douse your pubes with some flammable fluid. ignite your pubes . throw your hands back up behind your head and act like you dont know whats going on. Wait for all the unsuspected do gooder hipster girls to run over and pat away the flames. and at that point you may be getting multiple hand jobs from men and women. commence ejaculating in glory, in public like a boss.