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    you should have offered a helping hand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JClemy View Post
    Sounds like you really won on that one. I suppose that means you didn't get caught then? hehehe
    Actually, I wouldn't have even noticed them, except I heard someone say "Well this is awkward." and I looked down and saw them. I replied "Oh shit, sorry. I hope you can still finish." and walked away laughing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alyssak View Post
    Actually, I wouldn't have even noticed them, except I heard someone say "Well this is awkward." and I looked down and saw them. I replied "Oh shit, sorry. I hope you can still finish." and walked away laughing.
    youre so thoughtful!
    Im older than you. Im ninety years old. You know how I look so pretty? I take drugs. Dirk Anger, Nextwave #1

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    This was the first time I ever said, "It's too hot to masturbate." I normally only say that about sex between two people...
    At some point in time a man switches from "I'll have what he's having" to "I'll have what I'm having."

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    i simply felt... uninspired
    Im older than you. Im ninety years old. You know how I look so pretty? I take drugs. Dirk Anger, Nextwave #1

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    There were some campers that kinda got me going. But I thought the Brokeback shower was inappropriate.
    At some point in time a man switches from "I'll have what he's having" to "I'll have what I'm having."

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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    you are leaving out the ladies
    Capsizing the little man in the boat...

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    Quote Originally Posted by kamikaze View Post
    you should have offered a helping hand.
    Superclaud was the one that pointed that out to me. So I, in turn, pointed it out to this guy who was camping next to us. The guy masturbating turned off his light pretty quickly when my neighbor exclaimed "Fantastic!" a little too audibly.

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    i had sex with my gf
    i think saturday in the tent
    it was so damn hot
    but after i came, it burned so fuckin' much
    like i had to pee, but didnt
    it just burned so bad for like 10 minutes
    any thoughts on why?
    let's go for a long ride
    i'll show you places you won't ever want to leave

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    AIDS?

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    haha, that would fuckin' suck
    no seriously, i was looking for an actual explanation
    i just thought since it was burning weather
    and it was dirty in the tent
    thought it could have been a tiny infection
    a lot of girls get it
    let's go for a long ride
    i'll show you places you won't ever want to leave

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    Maybe it's the same as when you get sweat in your eyes.

    :\

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    maybe, fuck i wanted to cry
    let's go for a long ride
    i'll show you places you won't ever want to leave

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    That sounds as terrible as can be.

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    on sat morning i def woke up to a jizz filled outhouse. i was a lil less than impressed to say the least. but i mean whatever works for you... i guess?

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    Those outhouses were so far from erotic or appealing. I would think most people were more trying not to throw up rather than shooting one off

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    bumpo lol

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    I masturbate to Coachella most days.

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    Good call algunz.
    At some point in time a man switches from "I'll have what he's having" to "I'll have what I'm having."

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    I'm doing it right now!! nmnmnmnm . . .

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    right or left hand?
    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    My fingers. I'm fiddling with the man in the boat.

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    Thank god this thread was revived, it brought much insight on what this board turns into come late January.

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    Insight into masturbating at Coachella?

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    I just reread this entire thread.

    Great times.

    I wonder what magical threads will be started come January.
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    And it's been long established that Chris hates fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    I love smearing melted Snickers bars all over the johns.
    Morrissey needs to be shot. He is bad for your soul.

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    Thanks adam for bumping the [real] Best Thread Ever.
    At some point in time a man switches from "I'll have what he's having" to "I'll have what I'm having."

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    Quote Originally Posted by ayates View Post
    I love smearing melted Snickers bars all over the johns.
    Thats such a good idea!

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    What's even better is put some snickers in your mouth and crunch it up before you go into the portapotty.

    Then spit it with a lot of force against the wall so that it looks like projectile diarrhea.
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    I try to be politically pc more than most here: As a dude, anyone who could put a shark up a gals pc body, is pretty creepy, different and interesting. Just saying big time ..... cr****

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