coachella masturbation

[alyssak]

You have to be a registered member.

[dontfeedthebird]

Oh. That makes sense that. I thought you were hoarding all the hot shit.

[artgutser]

“Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love” - Woody Allen

[MonsoonSeason]

You have to be a registered member.

oh it's one of those types of forums, those sick freaky forums that you have to sign up to be a member, eh?

oh wait you have to sign up for the coachella forums too

[JClemy]

oh it's one of those types of forums, those sick freaky forums that you have to sign up to be a member, eh?

oh wait you have to sign up for the coachella forums too

This isn't a sick and freaky forum? I was tricked! What are these other forums you speak of!

I think it's awesome that blue moon will be made in Canada now, maybe we'll get it up here!
It was originally created in Denver at the Coors field brewery.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Moon_%28beer%29

[MonsoonSeason]

I like to try and forget that blue moon was originally made by coors because ewwwwww coors ewwwww

[dontfeedthebird]

Mmm. Beer. (regardless of where it's made)

[BoneDaddy]

Back to talk about:

One gun salute

Self-induced penile regurgitation

Battling the purple-headed yogurt slinger

Coaxing the snot out of Goofy.

Releasing the hostages

Evicting the testicular squatters

and for the porto pottie jockeys

Toilet sailing

[miscorrections]

you are leaving out the ladies

[dontfeedthebird]

All my ladies, yeah!

[MonsoonSeason]

i think that we can talk more about beer because beer and masturbation go hand in hand

[miscorrections]

well, yeah, 'cause both hands are occupied

[MonsoonSeason]

well, yeah, 'cause both hands are occupied

touch

down

[BoneDaddy]

you are leaving out the ladies

Airing the orchid

Buttering up the whisker biscuit

Hee-haw with wrinkled mee-maw

Play the clitar

Slapping the south mouth

Tiptoe through the twolips

carry on...

[becomingcloser]

I masturbated while reading a different thread yesterday.

it was that picture of my tongue, wasn't it?

[Bud Luster]

From URB - Coachella article:
Sid Z:
"In 2005, there were these Audi cars set up at the URB afterparty. I did the lighting, put up some stuff and helped organized it. So the Audi rep comes up to me and says, “Hey Sid, I need your help. There’s somebody in one of our Audi’s right now masturbating.” So I go and look inside and she’s in the passenger side. I knock on the glass and wave to her. She does her thing, pulls her skirt back down, jumps out and the fi rst thing she says to me is, “There’s nothing better than fresh, new vinyl.” And I’m thinking, “That’s funny because this is leather.”

Digging a Trench
Doing your Nails
Dousing the Digits
Flickin' the Bean
Gagging the Clam
Making Soup
Paddling the Pink Canoe
Pearl Fishing
Pussy Soccer
Mistressbation

[semisonic]

I used to have an Audi. I couldn't leave it parked for more than an hour without some chick hopping in and doing herself. I finally got tired of the leather-cleaning bills, sold it and got a Toyota.

[BoneDaddy]

The internets are good....good

[jimmycrackcorn]

<fav female masturbation slang
pushing the panic button....

it just puts a FUNNY picture in my brain whenever i hear it....

[alyssak]

it was that picture of my tongue, wasn't it?

Hey guy, your tent or mine?

[Bud Luster]

~>got a bit of crush on Alyssak. Someone needs to start a support group...

[alyssak]

And you probably haven't even seen my other homepage.

[Wheres the beef?]

touch

down

i want to party with YOU!

[airguitarvet]

best thread ever

[artgutser]

Problem: Can´t sleep and have to get up early tomorrow.
Solution: Masturbation!!!!!!!

[JClemy]

Is that your site you were enjoying the most alyssa? This is the funniest thread ever!

[becomingcloser]

Hey guy, your tent or mine?

yours. i'll sneak away from mine.

[JClemy]

bump

[MonsoonSeason]

bump

let's talk more about boners and masturbation and girls too

[Ardentbiscuit]

This is probably the person that always seems to forget to lock the door so somone ACCIDENTALLY opens it when they are in there...

Seems to happen millions of times every year...