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  1. 03-18-2008, 07:23 PM #211
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    I'm going fap all over the walls.
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    O RLY?

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    LOL thats fucking nasty!
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    hmmmmmmm these guys will not show up i hope
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  5. 04-19-2008, 10:37 AM #215
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    oh how i hope to get the shower after all of you. dont wash it down just for me.
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    (someone should give me Sufjan Stevens tickets, aint got none of those)
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  6. 04-19-2008, 11:00 AM #216
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    Jerk it in the middle of the field at 2:37pm on Sat. No questions, just do it.
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  7. 04-19-2008, 11:31 AM #217
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    Quote Originally Posted by boarderwoozel3 View Post
    Jerk it in the middle of the field at 2:37pm on Sat. No questions, just do it.
    Can you imagine how distracted Cold War Kids would be?

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  8. 04-19-2008, 11:43 AM #218
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    Oh snap! Many missed beats...
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  9. 04-19-2008, 12:23 PM #219
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    I'm ready to paint Coachella white!
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  10. 04-19-2008, 12:27 PM #220
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Gravy View Post
    I'm ready to paint Coachella white!
    With Dave Gravy's own special white gravy that is!
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  11. 04-19-2008, 12:34 PM #221
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    I just had visual from a recent South Park, eeeewwwwwwww!
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  12. 04-23-2008, 03:16 PM #222
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    Why doesn't everyone just have a communal jerk off? Set a few times a day, find a very public place, and get your rocks off...

    Simple as that.

    If that isn't you're thing, please just do it in your tent. That way, everyone's happy!
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  13. 04-23-2008, 03:19 PM #223
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    NO!
    no circle jerks!
    NO!
    i accidentally walked in on one of those at camp... oh my god
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  14. 04-23-2008, 03:52 PM #224
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    Quote Originally Posted by twoheadedboy View Post
    NO!
    no circle jerks!
    NO!
    i accidentally walked in on one of those at camp... oh my god
    I'd have walked AROUND it personally.
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  15. 04-23-2008, 04:17 PM #225
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    I camped last year, so I couldnt wack it for like 5 days.
    Needless to say, that wank when I got home finally, was EPIC
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    Quote Originally Posted by Senor Cardgage View Post
    I camped last year, so I couldnt wack it for like 5 days.
    Needless to say, that wank when I got home finally, was EPIC
    great post,
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  17. 04-28-2008, 06:47 AM #227
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    A woman with these humongously bulbous tits masturbated on me in the Sahara tent.
    It was rather embarrassing and made me feel very uncomfortable since BD witnessed the entire act.
    I felt violated and soiled when she finally broke off of me.
    GV should bring in more security to keep these assaults from happening in the future.
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  18. 04-28-2008, 07:30 AM #228
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    Quote Originally Posted by Suffacated View Post
    A woman with these humongously bulbous tits masturbated on me in the Sahara tent.
    It was rather embarrassing and made me feel very uncomfortable since BD witnessed the entire act.
    I felt violated and soiled when she finally broke off of me.
    GV should bring in more security to keep these assaults from happening in the future.
    Baby, that wasn't actual masturbation, she was just dancing! In the Sahara Tent both can be easily confused. Especially when Fatboy Slim packed the place on Friday Nite! And, I really don't think she assaulted you either as she had pretty much already violated herself. And, there may have been soilage, but you aren't finding any rashes, or feeling feverish, are you? As far as witnessing it, if I could have pried her off off your body long enough to grab my camera out of the pack without losing my rythmn, I'd have been snappin' pics of that shit!
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    2. Tilt your head ninety degrees with your forehead temple resting on your forearm and watch people through the vision pocket right underneath your armpit hair.
    3. Do this for a few hours until you get comfortable.

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  19. 04-28-2008, 07:32 AM #229
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    I feel a Comet scrub is in order....
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    Have you looked at the bottom of your feet yet?

    1.     Run to a nice patch of grass on the fields and lay face down.
    2. Tilt your head ninety degrees with your forehead temple resting on your forearm and watch people through the vision pocket right underneath your armpit hair.
    3. Do this for a few hours until you get comfortable.

    A Daft Punk thread containing 'nothing of substance'. How bout that.
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  21. 04-28-2008, 06:12 PM #231
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    why masturbate at coachella when u can have sex
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    Last edited by gaypalmsprings; 12-06-2009 at 04:37 PM.
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    this year will be a little different due to my scheduling as the Psychic Friend's bitch.
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  23. 12-05-2009, 05:56 PM #233
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    It's back!
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  24. 12-06-2009, 10:45 AM #234
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    Coordinate a mass masturbation. Watch it get fried by 300 guards with tazers.

    That can be 2010's version of the naked wizard guy.

    Gotta keep getting bigger and better ya know?
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    Quote Originally Posted by lostsoul86 View Post
    why masturbate at coachella when u can have sex
    nobody can fuck u better than yourself

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    Quote Originally Posted by lostsoul86 View Post
    why masturbate at coachella when u can have sex
    Why have sex when you can have buttsecs?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ivankay View Post
    this year will be a little different due to my scheduling as the Psychic Friend's bitch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ivankay View Post
    this year will be a little different due to my scheduling as the Psychic Friend's bitch.
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  29. 01-13-2010, 06:05 AM #239
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    Quote Originally Posted by gaypalmsprings View Post
    Talk about treating yourself right!
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  30. 01-13-2010, 07:01 AM #240
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    Quote Originally Posted by JClemy View Post
    Talk about treating yourself right!
    are they lots of little fuck slots in that tub of vaseline? lol
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