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    who is going to masturbate in the restrooms this year

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    who would want to in the porta potties. nasty
    but then again your probably a guy,

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    steamy

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    Quote Originally Posted by zzzfilesk1 View Post
    who is going to masturbate in the restrooms this year
    I hate you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zzzfilesk1 View Post
    who is going to masturbate in the restrooms this year
    Just you

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    haha, i dont think theres any way i could finish in that stank. unless it was in the morning when it was still clean.

    how nasty would it be if you went in there to piss or something and found a load of jizz on top of the mountain of shit.
    Let's go on a livin' spree!

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    i am...? so?

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    just when i thought everything was covered...

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    how about batin' in your tent?
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    I want to go but fuck, thats a lot of money...

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    I'll probably masturbate during the Brazilian Girls set.

    Oh Sabina, I can't resist you.

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    that's what the hand sanitizer is for...

    get like 20 pumps of it before you go in, and you're all lubed up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sexecutioner View Post
    haha, i dont think theres any way i could finish in that stank. unless it was in the morning when it was still clean.

    how nasty would it be if you went in there to piss or something and found a load of jizz on top of the mountain of shit.
    LOL! I nearly spit out my water when I read this. no pun intended
    I'll take you. I can't promise to stay soft the whole time, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kimery08 View Post
    just when i thought everything was covered...

    lol! my thoughts exactly.

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    Hopefully Wolf Gang's Vault will distribute free hand lotion this year instead of sunblock. I guess the sunblock could work though & yr pecker wouldn't get sunburned from wankin yr shank all weekend long. Hope Wolf Gang delivers this year!
    Last edited by shoegazer76; 03-14-2007 at 12:55 PM.

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    I'd rather do it in my tent, thanks.

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    As long as there's a cinnamon roll involved.

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    at first glance, that looks like a young gilbert godfried.

    the guy, not the doll.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alyssak View Post
    I'll probably masturbate during the Brazilian Girls set.

    Oh Sabina, I can't resist you.
    that really reminds me of a scene from "freeway 2 tales of a trickbaby"
    -girl masturbating in prison-
    "ohhhh sporty spice"
    "OOOhhhh"
    "conversation is a game of circles and i'm getting dizzy-- bye"

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    thought he looks a little like james brown
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    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gaypalmsprings View Post
    thought he looks a little like james brown
    The guy or the doll?

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    Quote Originally Posted by woogie846 View Post
    The guy or the doll?
    SojuGorae
    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    2, maybe 3 years ago, someone on the board commented that she saw a load on the side/door of the porto potti she was in. She had to use a flashnight at night to see it.

    I always wondered, how the hell she knew what it was?
    I'll take you. I can't promise to stay soft the whole time, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by invisiblerobots View Post
    As long as there's a cinnamon roll involved.
    dude, are you gonna fuck a cinnamon roll?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gaypalmsprings View Post
    SojuGorae
    true. his avatar, yes.

    the picture he posted... the dude w/ the blow up doll. young gilbert.

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    Quote Originally Posted by boarderwoozel3 View Post
    dude, are you gonna fuck a cinnamon roll?
    Don't judge us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alyssak View Post
    I'll probably masturbate during the Brazilian Girls set.

    Oh Sabina, I can't resist you.
    i might just have to go check out brazilian girls now. do you know where you might be standing for their set?
    Let's go on a livin' spree!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sexecutioner View Post
    i might just have to go check out brazilian girls now. do you know where you might be standing for their set?
    i'm not sure about her, but i like to sit down while i get it done.

    the logistics are different for a lady, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by invisiblerobots View Post
    As long as there's a cinnamon roll involved.


    that does look inviting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by becomingcloser View Post
    that does look inviting.
    I just hope nobody walks in on me this time... I've said too much.

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