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    who is going to masturbate in the restrooms this year

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    who would want to in the porta potties. nasty
    but then again your probably a guy,

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    steamy

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    Quote Originally Posted by zzzfilesk1 View Post
    who is going to masturbate in the restrooms this year
    I hate you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zzzfilesk1 View Post
    who is going to masturbate in the restrooms this year
    Just you

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    haha, i dont think theres any way i could finish in that stank. unless it was in the morning when it was still clean.

    how nasty would it be if you went in there to piss or something and found a load of jizz on top of the mountain of shit.
    Let's go on a livin' spree!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sexecutioner View Post
    haha, i dont think theres any way i could finish in that stank. unless it was in the morning when it was still clean.

    how nasty would it be if you went in there to piss or something and found a load of jizz on top of the mountain of shit.
    LOL! I nearly spit out my water when I read this. no pun intended
    I'll take you. I can't promise to stay soft the whole time, though.

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    jack off while pooping. two birds one stone.
    Last edited by lawney; 04-15-2010 at 12:16 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lawney View Post
    jack off while pooping. two birds one stone.
    i've never even crapped in the coachella port-o's before, let alone flicked my labia in them.
    but seeing as how i'm going to be stuck there all weekend, may as well give it a whirl...
    your ≠ you're

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    i am...? so?

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    just when i thought everything was covered...

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    Quote Originally Posted by kimery08 View Post
    just when i thought everything was covered...

    lol! my thoughts exactly.

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    Hopefully Wolf Gang's Vault will distribute free hand lotion this year instead of sunblock. I guess the sunblock could work though & yr pecker wouldn't get sunburned from wankin yr shank all weekend long. Hope Wolf Gang delivers this year!
    Last edited by shoegazer76; 03-14-2007 at 12:55 PM.

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    how about batin' in your tent?
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    I want to go but fuck, thats a lot of money...

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    I'll probably masturbate during the Brazilian Girls set.

    Oh Sabina, I can't resist you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alyssak View Post
    I'll probably masturbate during the Brazilian Girls set.

    Oh Sabina, I can't resist you.
    that really reminds me of a scene from "freeway 2 tales of a trickbaby"
    -girl masturbating in prison-
    "ohhhh sporty spice"
    "OOOhhhh"
    "conversation is a game of circles and i'm getting dizzy-- bye"

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    Quote Originally Posted by alyssak View Post
    I'll probably masturbate during the Brazilian Girls set.

    Oh Sabina, I can't resist you.
    i might just have to go check out brazilian girls now. do you know where you might be standing for their set?
    Let's go on a livin' spree!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sexecutioner View Post
    i might just have to go check out brazilian girls now. do you know where you might be standing for their set?
    i'm not sure about her, but i like to sit down while i get it done.

    the logistics are different for a lady, though.

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    that's what the hand sanitizer is for...

    get like 20 pumps of it before you go in, and you're all lubed up.

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    I'd rather do it in my tent, thanks.

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    As long as there's a cinnamon roll involved.

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    Quote Originally Posted by invisiblerobots View Post
    As long as there's a cinnamon roll involved.
    dude, are you gonna fuck a cinnamon roll?

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    Quote Originally Posted by boarderwoozel3 View Post
    dude, are you gonna fuck a cinnamon roll?
    Don't judge us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by boarderwoozel3 View Post
    dude, are you gonna fuck a cinnamon roll?
    this was already discussed by a friend and I a couple days ago. It was concluded that the desert air is too dry and the frosting would harden, and irritation would ensue. now if a fresh out of the oven/microwave/morning sun roll were to be used... Thats just whole nother ball game. no pun intended.

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    Quote Originally Posted by invisiblerobots View Post
    As long as there's a cinnamon roll involved.


    that does look inviting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by becomingcloser View Post
    that does look inviting.
    I just hope nobody walks in on me this time... I've said too much.

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    haha i posted on some thread in past experiences like 2 weeks ago about how i walked in on a guy jacking it into a cinnamon roll at coachella. first memory of coachella i ever had.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sadsappysucker View Post
    haha i posted on some thread in past experiences like 2 weeks ago about how i walked in on a guy jacking it into a cinnamon roll at coachella. first memory of coachella i ever had.
    damn, you saw that?

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    This is probably the person that always seems to forget to lock the door so somone ACCIDENTALLY opens it when they are in there...

    Seems to happen millions of times every year...

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