Somebody get this girl a press pass AKA Coachella attendees are idiots or a-holes...

[ods..]

The person who wrote this is trolling you guys hard.


She's writing in a tongue-in-cheek sort of way, people. She's using a ton of sarcasm and embellishment on a blog for a show that's littered with sarcasm and embellishment. A lot of it isn't all that funny, but I can't believe some of you think this is serious.

i think the problem is that it's just atrociously bad writing. not whether or not she's being ironic. like you said, it isn't even funny haha

[ivankay]

I'm going to post some Onion articles for you guys to deconstruct next.

At least we'd have something funny to pick apart.

[captncrzy]

The person who wrote this is trolling you guys hard.


She's writing in a tongue-in-cheek sort of way, people. She's using a ton of sarcasm and embellishment on a blog for a show that's littered with sarcasm and embellishment. A lot of it isn't all that funny, but I can't believe some of you think this is serious.

You mean, she's attempting to write in a tongue in cheek sort of way.

[chairmenmeow47]

it's not even funny is the point.

[Virrago]

"That is until the sweetest angel from up on high came up to our window, shaking, manic, and said “I just knocked that fence down. Hurry. Leave. Escape. The time is now. Go!!!” It was Les Miserables meets the sh*t-crawl in Shawshank Redemption."

Come on, that part was at least a little bit funny.

[captncrzy]

I especially like it when she compared the parking lot organizers to Nazis. Because the parking lot organizers treated them like Jews being herded and stuff. Nice analogy.

[GoodGirlGalaxy]

9. If Someone From A Band Asks If You Want To See Their Bus, Don’t Say “Nah, I Don’t Really Like Buses.” This didn’t happen to me personally, but this is probably just a good rule of thumb in general. Always go to the bus. Always. Worse case scenario, you’ll have a great story for the police.

If I'm to understand correctly, the "worse (sic) case scenario" is that you may get raped and beaten so that you can tell the cops about your great adventure of getting raped and beaten because you were advised to say "yes" whenever a member of a band asks you to their bus?

[travelfan]

Hah, really? Is this that serious to you all? I'm not even gonna lie, I laughed at some of this. It's not that bad and is clearly tongue in cheek. She's clearly going to Coachella for the starfucking, but I can't hate this.

[M Sparks]

She's using a ton of sarcasm and embellishment on a blog for a show that's littered with sarcasm and embellishment.

Part of the problem might be that the show was canceled a couple of years ago.

Also, like 70% of this seems to be about a parking lot carnival. In fact, there's no reason not to believe that this chick mistook a parking lot carnival for Coachella and Devito may have just happened to be there too.

EDIT- #2 is totally true, though.

[Boourns]

[M Sparks]

Also...yes there is something called a Pizza Cookie. They serve it at Oregano's restaurants. What she had was Cookie Pie.



She "bought 500 of them", but she "only had a bite". Uh-huh.

[whatyouknow]

i wish i read the comments in this thread before reading the article; it's utter shit.

16. You Won’t Hear A Lot Of Music. Yeah, no, somehow, and I don’t know why, but I only heard like 2 full band sets and then bits and pieces of other performers. To be fair, I also wasn’t there Sunday night, when most of my favorite acts were performing. I had to leave considering my brain dipped itself in the Roger Rabbit murdery acid bath and was no longer alive.

what the fuck?

[Newro7ic]

Also...yes there is something called a Pizza Cookie. They serve it at Oregano's restaurants. What she had was Cookie Pie.

She "bought 500 of them", but she "only had a bite". Uh-huh.

Pizookie. Pizza Cookie. BJ's has them, too.

[Penultimate]

WTF did she do for three days?

I only saw two full sets too. I got really sick and spent most of the time whining about it at camp during the day, and wandering around fucked up and near passed out inside the festival at night. It was a weird Coachella. It was wall to wall music for me last year. Next year I plan to make a comeback. I just gotta figure out what will help keep my allergies from kicking my ass again. I'm still sick as I type this. I'm sneezing and coughing and my breathing sucks.

[TheMadeleine]

She's not racist, she has a black friend (see the last pic she posted as proof).

[guedita]

I only saw two full sets too. I got really sick and spent most of the time whining about it at camp during the day, and wandering around fucked up and near passed out inside the festival at night. It was a weird Coachella. It was wall to wall music for me last year. Next year I plan to make a comeback. I just gotta figure out what will help keep my allergies from kicking my ass again. I'm still sick as I type this. I'm sneezing and coughing and my breathing sucks.

Don't worry, we all think you're lame too.

[M Sparks]

Pizookie. Pizza Cookie. BJ's has them, too.

Yeah, Oregano's used to call them Pizookie too until they found out BJ's had it trademarked and switched to "Pizza Cookie". Actually, I'm sure a lot of places have a "Pizza Cookie", but Spicy Pie and BJ's don't.

I'm just saying, if you are going to mock something for its name, get the name right. I think we can agree all the names are stupid.

[chairmenmeow47]

call them whatever you want, they are fucking delicious.

[TommyboyUNM]

call them whatever you want, they are fucking delicious.

I will call them Betty.










And when they call me, they can call me Al.

[I.F.A.]

:dooot doot doot doot, doot doot doot doot:

[pa7156]

also, her comment:



you mean the fucking ground? outside? yeah it's dirty, bitch. the earth is fucking made out of dirt. what the fuck do you expect?

Fucking Classic. You can always distinguish the hippies from the hipsters by the cleanliness of their feet. Forrest fuckin gump was right.
I didnt even wear shoes into the venue on Friday during the day, they were in the way, and saturday night at the swings we started a fuck shoes chant. so clearly this person is just not a real coachella head.

[JustSteve]

Yeah, Oregano's used to call them Pizookie too until they found out BJ's had it trademarked and switched to "Pizza Cookie". Actually, I'm sure a lot of places have a "Pizza Cookie", but Spicy Pie and BJ's don't.

I'm just saying, if you are going to mock something for its name, get the name right. I think we can agree all the names are stupid.

every time a pizookie is purchased at bj's a donation is made to the cystic fibrosis foundation, which is the disease i have. so please eat the shit out of those pizookie's, people.

[nathanfairchild]

Fucking Classic. You can always distinguish the hippies from the hipsters by the cleanliness of their feet. Forrest fuckin gump was right.
I didnt even wear shoes into the venue on Friday during the day, they were in the way, and saturday night at the swings we started a fuck shoes chant. so clearly this person is just not a real coachella head.

i don't know how y'all walk around without shoes. i wouldn't last one day without them.

[pa7156]

Well you see, hobbits have kind of leathery feet, soooo, it works out. Except when the other hobbits make fun of me like Will Ferrell in Elf, cause I'm the largest hobbit ever.

i don't know how y'all walk around without shoes. i wouldn't last one day without them.

[Cheddar's Cousin]

every time a pizookie is purchased at bj's a donation is made to the cystic fibrosis foundation, which is the disease i have. so please eat the shit out of those pizookie's, people.

At the rate I pound 'em, That shit should be cured tomorrow.

[eskamo951]

The woman in that Spicy Pie picture was at Dirty Epic on Sunday night...she was into Skip, haha