"That is until the sweetest angel from up on high came up to our window, shaking, manic, and said “I just knocked that fence down. Hurry. Leave. Escape. The time is now. Go!!!” It was Les Miserables meets the sh*t-crawl in Shawshank Redemption."
Come on, that part was at least a little bit funny.
I especially like it when she compared the parking lot organizers to Nazis. Because the parking lot organizers treated them like Jews being herded and stuff. Nice analogy.
If I'm to understand correctly, the "worse (sic) case scenario" is that you may get raped and beaten so that you can tell the cops about your great adventure of getting raped and beaten because you were advised to say "yes" whenever a member of a band asks you to their bus?9. If Someone From A Band Asks If You Want To See Their Bus, Don’t Say “Nah, I Don’t Really Like Buses.” This didn’t happen to me personally, but this is probably just a good rule of thumb in general. Always go to the bus. Always. Worse case scenario, you’ll have a great story for the police.
Hah, really? Is this that serious to you all? I'm not even gonna lie, I laughed at some of this. It's not that bad and is clearly tongue in cheek. She's clearly going to Coachella for the starfucking, but I can't hate this.
Also, like 70% of this seems to be about a parking lot carnival. In fact, there's no reason not to believe that this chick mistook a parking lot carnival for Coachella and Devito may have just happened to be there too.
EDIT- #2 is totally true, though.
2/9 SISU @ Echoplex, 2/14 Spiritualized @ Ace Hotel, 2/16 Kyary Pamyu Pamyu @ Club Nokia, 2/24 Cibo Matto @ El Rey, 3/21 St. Vincent @ Wiltern, 4/11-13 Coachella, 4/27 Ghost B.C. @ Fonda, 4/30 Mono @ Troubadour, 5/3 I Break Horses @ Bootleg Theater, 5/28-6/1 Primavera Sound, 6/22 Janelle Monae @ Hollywood Bowl
Also...yes there is something called a Pizza Cookie. They serve it at Oregano's restaurants. What she had was Cookie Pie.
She "bought 500 of them", but she "only had a bite". Uh-huh.
i wish i read the comments in this thread before reading the article; it's utter shit.
what the fuck?16. You Won’t Hear A Lot Of Music. Yeah, no, somehow, and I don’t know why, but I only heard like 2 full band sets and then bits and pieces of other performers. To be fair, I also wasn’t there Sunday night, when most of my favorite acts were performing. I had to leave considering my brain dipped itself in the Roger Rabbit murdery acid bath and was no longer alive.
3/8: Voices from the Lake LIVE @ Monarch
3/17: Forest Swords @ The Independent
3/19: Tycho @ The Catalyst
3/22: St. Vincent @ The Fox
3/22: Dance Mania & Mister Saturday Night @ PW
3/23: Kraftwerk @ The Fox
4/6: Trentemoller @ Mezzanine
4/15: The Knife @ The Fox
4/16: Factory Floor @ The Independent
4/17: The Afghan Whigs @ Slim's
4/26: Simian Mobile Disco, Earth @ Pappy and Harriet's
5/2-5/4: Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch
I'm just saying, if you are going to mock something for its name, get the name right. I think we can agree all the names are stupid.
I didnt even wear shoes into the venue on Friday during the day, they were in the way, and saturday night at the swings we started a fuck shoes chant. so clearly this person is just not a real coachella head.
March 3- 16 - SXSW
March 15 - Deafheaven
March 24 - Tool
March 25 - Tool
April 11-13 - Coachella
April 22 - Thee Silver Mt. Zion Memorial
April 24 - Godflesh
April 26 - Cloud Nothings
May 1 - Ghost
May 2-4 - Austin Psych Fest
June 6-8 - X Games Concerts
June 12-14 - Sónar Barcelona
The woman in that Spicy Pie picture was at Dirty Epic on Sunday night...she was into Skip, haha
Sean Penn Acid Test 2008 - Legendary
2008 , 2009, 2010, 2011 , 2012 wk1, 2013 wk2. 6 years running!
Hell or highwater, fire and brimstone, not even cancer is powerful enough to keep me from Coachella!