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    omg please don't. i left a comment. what a crappy article; wasn't even funny. the douchebags of coachella was much better.
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    14. If You Wear Sandals, Your Feet Will Look Like They Belong To Sammy Davis Jr. The floor is real real dirty. So if you wear sandals, be prepared to not be able to look your feet in the eye for a good few days given their filth factor.
    I don't get it. Is she saying Sammy had dirty feet?
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    Women just obviously can't write creative music. They're all ripping off the Beatles, who were men. Duh.

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    Default Re: Somebody get this girl a press pass AKA Coachella attendees are idiots or a-holes

    perhaps this is copypasta from aryanconcertgoer.com
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    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    agreed. this was just some stupid racist bitch that couldn't hang.
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    you shut your whorish mouth when talking about the sea king.

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    Default Re: Somebody get this girl a press pass AKA Coachella attendees are idiots or a-holes

    also, her comment:

    The floor is real real dirty.
    you mean the fucking ground? outside? yeah it's dirty, bitch. the earth is fucking made out of dirt. what the fuck do you expect?
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    Quote Originally Posted by weeklymix View Post
    you shut your whorish mouth when talking about the sea king.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DANCE MAGIC View Post
    also, her comment:



    you mean the fucking ground? outside? yeah it's dirty, bitch. the earth is fucking made out of dirt. what the fuck do you expect?
    Fucking Classic. You can always distinguish the hippies from the hipsters by the cleanliness of their feet. Forrest fuckin gump was right.
    I didnt even wear shoes into the venue on Friday during the day, they were in the way, and saturday night at the swings we started a fuck shoes chant. so clearly this person is just not a real coachella head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pa7156 View Post
    Fucking Classic. You can always distinguish the hippies from the hipsters by the cleanliness of their feet. Forrest fuckin gump was right.
    I didnt even wear shoes into the venue on Friday during the day, they were in the way, and saturday night at the swings we started a fuck shoes chant. so clearly this person is just not a real coachella head.
    i don't know how y'all walk around without shoes. i wouldn't last one day without them.
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    Well you see, hobbits have kind of leathery feet, soooo, it works out. Except when the other hobbits make fun of me like Will Ferrell in Elf, cause I'm the largest hobbit ever.

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    i don't know how y'all walk around without shoes. i wouldn't last one day without them.

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    I don't know if I'm blind or what, but I don't see a comments area.
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    under that picture of her with like four people
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    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    Yeah, all I see under that are links to her twitter. Maybe it's a firewall thing since I'm at work.
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    6. Leonardo DiCaprio Is Hot Fat Albert. I spotted him at the Neon Carnival on Saturday night (along with about a million other famous people, but Leo trumps all.) He had his hat pulled so far down over his eyes that he basically had no eyes. He should consider cutting two eyeholes in his hat, kind of like a Hot Fat Albert.
    Wat. Has she ever seen Fat Albert? The person she is referencing is Fat Albert's friend Dumb Donald.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boourns View Post
    Wat. Has she ever seen Fat Albert? The person she is referencing is Fat Albert's friend Dumb Donald.
    I think it has already been established that she's a dumb racist bitch. She probably thinks all black people just look the same.
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    you shut your whorish mouth when talking about the sea king.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boourns View Post
    Wat. Has she ever seen Fat Albert? The person she is referencing is Fat Albert's friend Dumb Donald.

    THANK YOU. I was going to post this exact comment myself.

    And seriously, if you're going to make fun of stuff, at least be funny. As far as comedy writing goes, this article is totally half-assed.
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    You Won’t Hear A Lot Of Music. Yeah, no, somehow, and I don’t know why, but I only heard like 2 full band sets and then bits and pieces of other performers.
    WTF did she do for three days?
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    Quote Originally Posted by socalguy100 View Post
    WTF did she do for three days?
    With her head up in the clouds and her eyes upon the stars, she sashayed around the VIP area looking for these tents filled with music that people spoke of.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by socalguy100 View Post
    WTF did she do for three days?
    I only saw two full sets too. I got really sick and spent most of the time whining about it at camp during the day, and wandering around fucked up and near passed out inside the festival at night. It was a weird Coachella. It was wall to wall music for me last year. Next year I plan to make a comeback. I just gotta figure out what will help keep my allergies from kicking my ass again. I'm still sick as I type this. I'm sneezing and coughing and my breathing sucks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Penultimate View Post
    I only saw two full sets too. I got really sick and spent most of the time whining about it at camp during the day, and wandering around fucked up and near passed out inside the festival at night. It was a weird Coachella. It was wall to wall music for me last year. Next year I plan to make a comeback. I just gotta figure out what will help keep my allergies from kicking my ass again. I'm still sick as I type this. I'm sneezing and coughing and my breathing sucks.
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    wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooow, that was a waste of 5 mins of skim reading.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRotten42 View Post
    wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooow, that was a waste of 5 mins of skim reading.
    2 min. Had to stop. Eyes hemorrhaging.
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    What a horrible blog/person
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    What a horrible blog/person
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    Luckily, it's blocked here at work. I won't have to suffer through it.
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    I shudder to think that somebody got paid because of this article. I've seen better writing in porta potties
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    This bitch is everything that is wrong with the world today. Why is she even at the music festival? She clearly is an unhappy, ugly person (definitely inside, and prob out). Where is the love? I weep for my generation...

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    She is fucking terrible.
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    It seems like she spent all her time drunk in VIP.
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    i hope she chokes on a big fat donkey dick

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    I hate this bitch.

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