The offical less dubstep for 2012 thread!

[fetuspiniata]

I know I'm gonna get flamed by those of you with broken ears but I'm willing to take the heat in order to keep this thread alive till next year!

List of demands
1)Move the dolab stage to the entrance.(Keep a shaded art installation with water features in its place though)

2)Restict any dubstep "artists" to said dolab entrance stage.(Bassnectar may subheadline the sahara but only in exchange for a lifetime ban on Skrillex)

3)Ban all other artists from dropping anything dubstep during their sets.

4)Make the dome an acoustic/Q&A stage in the center of the food court tent.

5)Also, limit the amount of bandanas anyone can wear into the festival.
(I saw some d-bag dubstepper wearing 15+ bandanas! WTF?)

[malcolmjamalawesome]

Dubstep killed coachella.

[guedita]

I'm in favor of The Bandanna Clause.

[MistaGlitch]

signed.

[nathanfairchild]

WOMP WOMP WOMP WOBBLE WOBBLE SREEEEEEEEEEECH

[guedita]

Hey OP, care to define "dubstep" for us?

[beeerplease]

I'll sign an Official Less Brostep for 2012 thread.

[nathanfairchild]

to "get down" to dubstep, how many years of partying would one need?

[guedita]

"D-bag dubsteppers shall be allowed to have no more than eight bandannas fashioned on their person. Concealing one bandanna under another bandanna is grounds for immediate termination from the festival."

[fetuspiniata]

Hey OP, care to define "dubstep" for us?

I belive the definition in websters is

WOMP WOMP WOMP WOBBLE WOBBLE SREEEEEEEEEEECH

[guedita]

Oh okay, so you think it's just one thing and not a gigantic umbrella term for a variety of different genres.

[chairmenmeow47]

i've never been good with genre classification, but christ three stages at once was too much.

[guedita]

What would the repercussions be if rule 3 was broken? Would it be like the California Three Strikes Law

[frizzlefry]

Will it be up to CSC to regulate any electronic acts? For example, when Daedalus dropped some Dubstep into his mix would a cantankerous Mexican have tackled him if said amendment was in place?

[frizzlefry]

Or is this gonna be lame like the UN and just stack sanctions onto artists who break the rules

[SpicySammich]

Its time to take back the Sahara!! This was my 7th year and I dont normally post on here but i cant be quiet about the fuckin racket coming out of once was a beloved tent! Sign me the fuck up for the revolution that will take back the Sahara!

[guedita]

What is the policy on using live instruments? Mount Kimbie used a guitar during their dubstep set.

[nathanfairchild]

if it's restricted to the do lab do the rules not apply?

[PlayaDelWes]

More Dubstep = Better overall experience. The numbers don't lie.

[fetuspiniata]

Oh okay, so you think it's just one thing and not a gigantic umbrella term for a variety of different genres.

Yes, am I wrong?

[Aurgasm]

i've never been good with genre classification, but christ three stages at once was too much.

This. I'm game for whatever, but when I'm hearing dubstep coming at me from two directions during MOTHERFUCKING ELBOW, I get a bit annoyed.

[Vic Viper]

What is the policy on using live instruments? Mount Kimbie used a guitar during their dubstep set.

mount kimbie gets a pass because their set was awesome.

[unknown]

Yes, am I wrong?

Very.

[nathanfairchild]

wait, so is dubstep considered diverse?

[fetuspiniata]

More Dubstep = Better overall experience. The numbers don't lie.

That proves nothing! There are so many variables that your not taking into account. How many first/second timers voted? I'm sure alot of those who voted for 2011 didn't even know what a coachella was in 2008 which was the best year in my opinion.

[nathanfairchild]

^ i think your sarcasm detector is broken

[malcolmjamalawesome]

"D-bag dubsteppers shall be allowed to have no more than eight bandannas fashioned on their person. Concealing one bandanna under another bandanna is grounds for immediate termination from the festival."

...sung by Jeff Goldblum

[fetuspiniata]

^ i think your sarcasm detector is broken

There needs to be a sarcastic font! lol

[303dubbin]

I'll sign an Official Less Brostep for 2012 thread.

this. lets get the future sound and deep bass music there.

[TonyPerkis]

Hey OP, care to define "dubstep" for us?

This summed it up for me